Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
6234

Student Exams and Test Prayers

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
16200

Huge Nuclear Catfish

The fishing is great down by the nuclear power plant! ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4455

Cat Can't Quit Smoking

Everybody knows it's hard to quit smoking. Even this kitten can tell you that! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5350

Dad Bath

Hey Dads, Who says helping out around the house can't be done efficiently! read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
16182

Washing Dishes in Bathtub

And that's when Judy realized she may have been too hasty in marrying Carl. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8078

Corvette Stretch Limo

The church board became suspicious when Pastor Dood submitted $175,000 in book allowance receipts. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3880
2 min read

Boss and E-Mail

I used to work for a multimillion dollar consulting firm doing desktop support. The gentleman who was in charge of several large government contracts decided he needed to send a letter via e-mail and ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2601
2 min read

Beyond the Storm

"Beyond The Storm" It was evening as I climbed aboard the jumbo jet. I was tired. It had been a hectic, emotionally stormy week. I had endured more than the usual schedule changes, telephone calls, read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1526

Quote #1193

"I think laughter is very imperative. And that's the important part of my life, of making people laugh so they can forget their problems. A good laugh is better than anything."- Comedian Milton Berle read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3885

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4252

Where's Antarctica?

Where's Antarctica? Udderneath. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4543

Just Me and My Hog Motorcycle

Just me and my . . . . uhhhh. . . . hog. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3797

Nuclear Soccer Team

The nuclear power plant team won this year's city soccer tournament. (They practice at their secret nuclear bunker.) ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4392

Beware of Van Sign

Maybe warning the wildlife might work better. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4844

Eat Here and Get Gas

The world needs more honest advertising like this. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1621

One-liner #0740

"I am going to KILL the person who told me the new iPhone could be used as a bathroom scale!"- @jimmykimmel read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4628

The Internet's Last Page

The Internet's Last Page You have been directed to the last page of the internet. We trust that you have enjoyed yourself. Someone who loves you has sent this so they can have you back. Don't be a... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3003

Waffle Sickness

"People with an unhealthy obsession over frozen waffles are eggomaniacs." read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1124

The Boast of Weakness

Weakness does not hinder God's accomplishing of His will. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111016.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111016.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

God's Penman
3847
4 min read

Cultivating the Fine Art of Casual Loafing

Storm clouds were brewing like fresh morning coffee in the normally placid parsonage this past week. I will not say that things got out of hand, which is not to say they did not. I just will not say. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1247

Cybersalt News - October 15, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. If you are looking for a video that demonstrates how to cut a tree down, this is not the video you are looking for. You'll find "Dumbest Tree Fellers" at:www... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4001

Officer Overboard

On a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do if a sailor was washed overboard?" "I'd yell 'Man overboard,'" answered the lookout snappily. "Good," s... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2113

Making the Most of Life

"Making the Most of Life" If I can throw a single ray of light across the darkened pathway of another; if I can aid some soul to clearer sight of life and duty, and thus bless my brother; if I can wi read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1462

Quote #1192

"Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important."- CS Lewis read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1822

One-liner #0739

"I sure miss the day when someone else pumped your gas for you - it was much cheaper back then." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2968

Myna Birds

To enforce the ban against exporting myna birds, the State trained lions to guard its frontiers. One day two smugglers tried to sneak a mynah bird out of the country while the border lions ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4435

Dumbest Tree Fellers

If you are looking for a video tutorial on how to cut down a tree, this is not the video you are looking for! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4546
3 min read

Clinton Deploys Vowels

This cleanlaugh is a classic - originally out in 1996. WORLD NEWS: CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients Before an emergency joint session of Congress ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4484

Microsoft Cell Phone

Microsoft's new cell phone may not lead to world domination of the market just yet. read more..