Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
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Pastor Tim
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Navy Seal Elite Shark Squadron

Not what Private Johnson expected when he volunteered for the elite Navy Seal Shark Squadron. read more..

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News Crew In Line Of Fire

Some news crews are just too agressive. read more..

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Keep Right

There is nothing left to say about this sign. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 14, 2011

Thanks to everyone who let me know that you could not access Cybersalt pages on iPhones and Android phones (if you have a Blackberry that was a whole other issue - but you know about that!)  I lo... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Visiting Oxford

An guy was visiting Oxford University for the first time. He stopped a passing Oxford don and asked, "Excuse me, can you tell me if that's Trinity College I'm looking at?" The don sneered, "You ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Ugly the Tomcat

"Ugly The Tomcat" Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and, shall we say read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Quote #1191

"Vote for the man who promises the least. He will be the least disappointing." - Bernard Baruch read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0738

"I'm a light eater - as soon as it's light, I start to eat."- Art Donovan read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Getting Dirt

"My wife gets more dirt out of a phone than she can out of a vacuum cleaner!"(Curly David)   read more..

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Pastor Tim
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When Fish Dream

When fish dream. ... read more..

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SUV Outhouse

This SUV is more utility than it is sport. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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A Very Mooving Protest

Local Animals Reach Point of Utter Frustration Thanks to site visitors who have told me this picture was used by Chick-Fil-A Restaurants in their advertising. I have contacted them for permission to ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Switch Babysitters

Harry! I said, "Let's switch babysitters" not, "Let the switch baby-sit." ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Mr. Spock Vulcan Bible

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com   read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 13, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Telephone Answering Ordeal

A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she tripped on a rug, grabbed for something to hold on to and seized the telephone table. It fell over w... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Slow Down Therapy

"Slow Down Therapy" 1. Slow down; God is still in heaven. You are not responsible for doing it all yourself, right now. 2. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has r read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Quote #1190

"The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they make the best of everything." read more..

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Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0737

"Women go to the grocery store with a shopping list and men go to the grocery store with an instruction list." read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Broken Horn

This scoutmaster and his wife were driving along a rural highway, when they found the road blocked by a herd of cows that had escaped through a broken fence. The scoutmaster tried honking hi... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Invisible Stealth Plane

The military's new stealth fighter was a little scarey to get into. ... read more..

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Pool Drain

Bill has a low tech way of draining his pool every fall. ... read more..

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Giraffe Doll

All the animals were excited to see George when he returned from his plastic surgery. read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Lazy Janitor

The supervisor's surprise inspection turned up evidence that rest stop janitors where getting lazy. read more..

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Online Too Long

This is a sign you've been on-line too long. read more..

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No Hope, Cash, Jobs

No hope, no cash, no jobs, please don't die! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 12, 2011

I hope you enjoy today's mailing!... read more..

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Boat Motor ATV

Mom!! Dad's been modifying stuff again!! ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Adolescent Changes

Seeing my 11-year-old son perusing a website filled with photos of Britney Spears, I commented, "She certainly is pretty. Which picture do you like best?" "I don't know," he mumbled, embarr... read more..