Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3478 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5580

Lazy Janitor

The supervisor's surprise inspection turned up evidence that rest stop janitors where getting lazy. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3429

Online Too Long

This is a sign you've been on-line too long. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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No Hope, Cash, Jobs

No hope, no cash, no jobs, please don't die! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1456

Cybersalt News - October 12, 2011

I hope you enjoy today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4784

Boat Motor ATV

Mom!! Dad's been modifying stuff again!! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1678

Adolescent Changes

Seeing my 11-year-old son perusing a website filled with photos of Britney Spears, I commented, "She certainly is pretty. Which picture do you like best?" "I don't know," he mumbled, embarr... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1472

Quote #1189

"Science is truth - don't be misled by facts." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4160

Computer Solution

  The One Size Fits All Computer Problems Solution read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Penguins and Duck Egg

Mr. and Mrs. Penguin doubted the hospital's assurances that there had been no mix up in maternity. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3757

Manager's Project Buzzword Tool

Are you a manager and behind in your team's project?  Here is a handy tool for helping you to report to your superiors. COLUMN I 0. integrated 1. heuristic 2. systematized 3. parallel 4... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6826

Homework

"My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1417

One-liner #0736

"Some people are motivated by carrots, others by sticks, but nobody is motivated by carrot sticks." read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Monday Morning Cement Truck

Yes, it must be Monday morning. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
11422

Cars Ice Garage

Jay found a creative way to keep his son from using the cars while he was away. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1460

Cybersalt News - October 11, 2011

There are 11 funny pages transferred to the New Cybersalt Site today.  That's more than are displayed in the sidebar of today's mailing, so if you want to see them all start at "Donkey Lift" and ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3427

Rules for Laboratory Workers

Rules for Laboratory Workers 1. When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly. 2. First draw your curves, then plot the data. 3. Experience is directly proportional to the equipment ruined. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2130

Enormously Gorgeous

My Dad says I am Enormously Gorgeous. I wonder if I really am? To be Enormously Gorgeous...Sarah says you need to have beautiful long curly hair like she has. I don't. To be Enormously Gorgeous... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0735

"There's too much blood in my caffeine system." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3174

Police Dogs

"Police dogs are often the scenter of a drug arrest." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1488

Quote #1188

"The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes." read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Sharp Edges

The city works department was really worried about lawsuits and liability. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Donkey Lift

 "Raji . . . . I still can't see the parade!"   read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4147

Dad and Look Alike Kids

Ted's kids looked so much like him it was a little creepy. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4593

Hot and Cold Water Tanks

With three teenagers showering before him in the morning, Jack finally eventually got fed up with running out of hot water and did something about it. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4275

Van Dip

Who could have seen this coming? read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Goober Car Ad

Goober Car For Sale 1985 VW Golf. Only 15 kilometers; Only 1st gear and reverse used; Never driven hard. Make best offer. Picture included below. To check out Pastor Tim's Top Ten CleanLaughs cl... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
17492

Small Animals Fighting

Someone needs to call www.familylifetoday.org ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
4699

Handsome Guys Billboard

Paster Tim Agees. Thanks to www.dribbleglass.com for permission to use this image after it was pointed out as original to them. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Deer Are Fighting Back

Deer of the World, Fight Back! ... read more..