Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 10, 2011

There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today.  You can read "My Grandfather and that New Contraption... The Telephone" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/my-grandfather-a... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Street Office

John could easily tell from his office how the board really felt about hiring a youth pastor. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Polar Bear Happy Place

George was in his happy place. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Baby with Ventriloquist Dummy

Tommy would turn out to be only the first in a long string of emotionally detached men in Jenny's life. ... read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
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TV Elephant

Until now, the Kelly family had only seen an elephant on TV. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Little Johnny's Bike

Little Johnny was one of those holy terrors.  His dad was surprised when Johnny's mom suggested that they buy him a bike for his birthday. "Do you really believe that'll help improve h... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Environmental Abominations

Hoover's machines are environmental abominations? Nature abhors a vacuum. - Lars Hanson... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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How Many People it Took to Make You!

1)............1 YOU 2)............2 parents 3)............4 grandparents 4)............8 great grandparents 5)...........16 gg grandparents 6)...........32 ggg grandparents 7)...........64 gggg read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0734

"The hardest part about going to Hypochondriacs Anonymous is admitting that you don't have a problem." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1187

"Google before you tweet is the new think before you speak." read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Pointing Wrong Way

Jose is currently suing for $1,000,000 to move his building to the other side of the road. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Canadian Thanksgiving Eh!

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving eh! ... read more..

Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
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Thanksgiving Circle

Thanksgiving is a connection back to God completing the circle of relationship with Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20111009.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 9, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone - and Happy Thanksgiving Canada! Like leftover turkey, past Thanksgiving services are still healthy and nutritional.  Here are a few from the Westside Bible Church Arch... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Skateboard Hill

In 50 years, George's grandkids would be sick of hearing about this. This picture, in real life, is an original painting by Ron Francis. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Pastor Tim Is In Town

The word was out that Pastor Tim was in town to preach. ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Handyman's Psalm

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Traffic Reporter Plane

CKIP's "Eye in the Sky" traffic reporter lacked a clearly defined job description. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Horsepower Backfire

Jessie didn't mind the slow speed of his car, but he hated it when it backfired. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Accounting Secret

There was once an accounting firm where the senior CPA knew everything there was to know about accounting. He could answer any question. He knew all the tax laws. There wasn't a better ... read more..

God's Penman
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4 min read

My Grandfather and that New Contraption… The Telephone.

I was sitting in a restaurant on a Friday afternoon enjoying a leisurely repast with some friends. Somewhere in the middle of our conversation, my cell phone went off. Without even thinking about it, ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Change the World

My daughter and I planted four trees in our backyard recently. They were little more than twigs when she brought them home. She was able to hold all four of them in the palm of one hand. Still, with f... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0733

"Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?" read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Burial Costs

"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1186

"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house in read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 8, 2011

The process of transferring funny pictures from the old Cybersalt Site to the new Cybersalt Site is happening at a pace of about 5 per day.  You can find links to the 5 most recently added images... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0732

"The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money."- David Richerby read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Gap in Teeth Toothbrush

Nethessity ith the muther uff inventhion. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Snow Proof

The first snow of the year showed why parking revenues were down. ... read more..