Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

07 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5150

Church Sign Threat

He did on that first Christmas! ... read more..

07 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6876

Motorcycle Shoe Art Car

If the shoe fits, wear it. ... read more..

07 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8134

Global Warming Pollution Lake

Forget about frying an egg on the pavement, global warming has it happening on lakes now. ... read more..

07 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5515

Occupy Sesame Street

Tyranny lives on every street. ... read more..

07 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1820

"I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!" shouted the woman to her husband! The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marry read more..

07 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3438

Three Mothers

Three mothers are sitting on a park bench talking about (what else?) how much their sons love them. Sadie says "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son, Arnold, boug... read more..

07 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2646

The Worm Catcher

Robbie Robin was a worm-catcher extraordinaire. He arose earlier than all the other birds and took great pride in his worm-acquiring abilities. Often he'd encounter worms who were trying desperately ... read more..

07 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5222

Jonah on Vacation

Even on vacation, Jonah could not get a break. ... read more..

07 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1185

"You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it's not a mistake, it's a choice." read more..

07 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1477

Cybersalt News - October 7, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Shovel Eggs" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/shovel-eggs Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6538

Go Play in the Street

What do you expect when you tell a kid to go play in the street? ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4844

Plane Ginsu

Those Ginsu Knife commercials are getting carried away with their demonstrations! ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7540

Cheap HMO

One sign your medical plan is cheaping out on you. ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5875

Shovel Eggs

The army has eggs in spades! ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6010

Spare Car on Hummer

Because changing a flat tire can be so messy. ... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2186

Happy Birthday Bill

A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client. A note was attached that stated: "This bill is one year old." By return mail the lawyer had his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: "Happy Birt... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10650

New Neighbor

My quiet Saturday morning ended abruptly when my 12-year-old son, Billy, and one of his friends burst through the door. "Hey Dad, announced Billy, "have you met the new neighbors?" "No." "Come on D... read more..

06 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1549

Quote #1184

"An adolescent is someone who acts like a baby when they aren't treated like an adult." read more..

06 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1521

One-liner #0731

"It must be unbearably distracting to talk to young people if your name is Like." read more..

06 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 6, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's feature funny page is "Mouse on Mars" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/mouse-on-mars Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3931

Firehouse Training Session

At a training session in the fire station, the team was assembled around the kitchen table. The training officer was discussing the behavior of fire: "You pull up to a house and notice puffs of smoke... read more..

06 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1820

Coffee Spill

The chef of the upscale restaurant I manage collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer. The liquid poured into the processing unit and resulted in some dramatic crackling ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5438

Stupid Sign Change

Young Kenny did not last long at this job. ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Elephant Pictures

Pastor Tim

13380

Elephant Traffic Jam

Officer Jenkins had never seen such a jumbo sized traffic jam. ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4855

Piano Computer Keyboard

The Smiths wished they had gotten more references before they hired those two brothers to repair the keyboard on their piano. ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7391

Mouse on Mars

Mouse found on Mars! ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

10993

Helicopter Ford Pickup Truck

Ford is trying to get more military contracts. ... read more..

05 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1453

Quote #1183

"If we are going to accomplish the global purpose of God, it will not be primarily through giving our money, as important as that is. It will happen primarily through giving ourselves. This is what th read more..