Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3506 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2167

Burial Costs

"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1568

Quote #1186

"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house in read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1327

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2011

The process of transferring funny pictures from the old Cybersalt Site to the new Cybersalt Site is happening at a pace of about 5 per day.  You can find links to the 5 most recently added images... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1408

One-liner #0732

"The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money."- David Richerby read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
15084

Gap in Teeth Toothbrush

Nethessity ith the muther uff inventhion. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4684

Snow Proof

The first snow of the year showed why parking revenues were down. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
4993

Church Sign Threat

He did on that first Christmas! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6698

Motorcycle Shoe Art Car

If the shoe fits, wear it. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7943

Global Warming Pollution Lake

Forget about frying an egg on the pavement, global warming has it happening on lakes now. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5345

Occupy Sesame Street

Tyranny lives on every street. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1675

Looking Back at Romance

"I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!" shouted the woman to her husband! The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marry read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3268

Three Mothers

Three mothers are sitting on a park bench talking about (what else?) how much their sons love them. Sadie says "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son, Arnold, boug... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2520

The Worm Catcher

Robbie Robin was a worm-catcher extraordinaire. He arose earlier than all the other birds and took great pride in his worm-acquiring abilities. Often he'd encounter worms who were trying desperately ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5079

Jonah on Vacation

Even on vacation, Jonah could not get a break. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1361

Quote #1185

"You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it's not a mistake, it's a choice." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1344

Cybersalt News - October 7, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Shovel Eggs" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/shovel-eggs Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6343

Go Play in the Street

What do you expect when you tell a kid to go play in the street? ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4685

Plane Ginsu

Those Ginsu Knife commercials are getting carried away with their demonstrations! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7406

Cheap HMO

One sign your medical plan is cheaping out on you. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5727

Shovel Eggs

The army has eggs in spades! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5820

Spare Car on Hummer

Because changing a flat tire can be so messy. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2089

Slanderous Statements

A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. "But t... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2061

Happy Birthday Bill

A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client. A note was attached that stated: "This bill is one year old." By return mail the lawyer had his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: "Happy Birt... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10476

New Neighbor

My quiet Saturday morning ended abruptly when my 12-year-old son, Billy, and one of his friends burst through the door. "Hey Dad, announced Billy, "have you met the new neighbors?" "No." "Come on D... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1184

"An adolescent is someone who acts like a baby when they aren't treated like an adult." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1381

One-liner #0731

"It must be unbearably distracting to talk to young people if your name is Like." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1371

Cybersalt News - October 6, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's feature funny page is "Mouse on Mars" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/mouse-on-mars Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3783

Firehouse Training Session

At a training session in the fire station, the team was assembled around the kitchen table. The training officer was discussing the behavior of fire: "You pull up to a house and notice puffs of smoke... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1673

Coffee Spill

The chef of the upscale restaurant I manage collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer. The liquid poured into the processing unit and resulted in some dramatic crackling ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5304

Stupid Sign Change

Young Kenny did not last long at this job. ... read more..