Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3506 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
13179

Elephant Traffic Jam

Officer Jenkins had never seen such a jumbo sized traffic jam. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4710

Piano Computer Keyboard

The Smiths wished they had gotten more references before they hired those two brothers to repair the keyboard on their piano. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7231

Mouse on Mars

Mouse found on Mars! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10737

Helicopter Ford Pickup Truck

Ford is trying to get more military contracts. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1349

Quote #1183

"If we are going to accomplish the global purpose of God, it will not be primarily through giving our money, as important as that is. It will happen primarily through giving ourselves. This is what th read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1880

Woke Up This Morning

"I woke up this morning feeling funny so I called in shtick." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1464

One-liner #0730

The idea of becoming a totally paperless office looks good on paper.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1331

Cybersalt News - October 5, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt Site is "Duck Taped" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/duck-taped Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3336

Realistic Fishing Proverb

Give a man a fish and he will eat all day. Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy expensive fishing equipment, stupid-looking clothes, a sports utility vehicle, travel 1000 miles to the "hott... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1828

Doctor's Bill

A friend went to see Doctor Wilson the other day, and the he was not very sympathetic with her aches and pains. "You'll just have to learn to live it," he said. When she got her bill for $90, she se... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1901

Dampen The Mood

Dampen the Mood: It takes a few scant decades to go from "whatever" to "Depends."... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5560

Decorated Electric Chair

Suzy was a bit of a control freak when it came to making sure her kids stayed at the table until their plates were clear. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1192

Quote #1182

"If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road." read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6462

Beware of Sign

A sign you should just skip this leg of your hike. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8956

Duck Taped

After the duck taping it was obvious Roland's furnace apprenticeship was off to a bad start. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1503

One-liner #0729

Binary Barb: What part of 01001110 01101111 don't you understand?... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4718

CD Burner

George couldn't believe they only wanted $20.00 for the cd burner. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5955

Car Cow

How farmer John didn't notice Bessy had hidden in the car was beyond understanding. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1354

Cybersalt News - October 4, 2011

Well hello there -  remember me? I want to thank everyone who noticed the lack of Cybersalt Digests last week and e-mailed to ask if I was OK.  I can't really go into the details of what to... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
12709

Take A Number Complaint Sign

Staff in the complaint department eventually stopped caring. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5269

Convertible Maker

They tried everything to keep up with quotas down at the convertible factory. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6059

Can Opener

Though some thought she looked strange Montabo sure was handy to have around to help open paint cans. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4990

Stork Return

Nobody really expected the stork would agree to take Johnny back on warranty. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4939

Bicycle Recycle

Hector and his re-cycle. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3114

Campaign Funding

Can you believe a candidate dropped out of the race because of a lack of campaign funds? Anyone who stops spending just because he's out of money doesn't belong in Washington anyway!  ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2683

Hurtling Through Space

It was just a day at Darien Lake, an upstate New York amusement park. My daughter, her friend, and I were standing in the usual long, snaking line to ride the park's roller coaster, called the Viper.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1482

Quote #1181

"Faith: Putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1563

One-liner #0728

Papering Over The Truth: It's especially dangerous to run with scissors when someone nearby is running with rock.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1844

Church Challenge

Church Challenge: Sunny today with a slight chance of participation.... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1440

Good News Stewardship

If you have ever been hurt by the way a church does money, this message is full of good news for you. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111002.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111... read more..