Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1790

Quote #1179

"Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart, not someone who plays with it." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1934

One-liner #0727

"I do have washboard abs - they just happen to have a little laundry on them at the moment." read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1271

The Wrong Place and The Wrong Time

If you avoid being in the wrong place you won't suffer what happens there at the wrong time. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2053

Ninety-Two Cows

"Only 92 of our 100 cows were in the barn so I couldn't begin the milking. We still lacked eight," Tom uttered. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1659

Cybersalt News, September 25, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with the service and message recordings from the last three weekends. You will find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/multi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
24532
2 min read

You Know You Are Over the Hill When

1. You find yourself beginning to like accordion music. 2. You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs. 3. Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1895

Advertising in the 2000's

Ernest Shackleton's recruiting advertisement for his 1912 Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1590

Quote #1178

"The man who writes the bank's advertising slogan is not the same man who makes the loans."- George Coote read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1729

One-liner #0726

"Some people have a way with words, others not have way." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12932

Finding Nemo

They've found Nemo! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5767

Creepy Trimmed Hedges

Jennifer had a funny feeling about meeting her boyfriend's family. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11500

Tomato with Teeth

Something really needs to be done about those Raelians. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
11590

Phone Out Of Service Billboard

Ummmmm. . . OK. Thanks to www.dribbleglass.com for permission to use this image after it was pointed out as original to them. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6409

Elegant Dump Diner

Mary was not impressed with her date's choice of restaurants. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
13661

Hallmark Billboard

Face the card reality! Thanks to www.dribbleglass.com for permission to use this image after it was pointed out as original to them. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7614

Blood Donor Mosquito

You've got it. They want it. ... read more..

Cartoons
Pastor Tim
18605

Office Switch to Decaf Coffee

Don't try this at your office! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1565

Cybersalt News - September 24, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Cup Your Ears."  Some say you can hear better if you do that.  You be the judge at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/cup-your-ears Enjoy... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3775

Sticking Out

At our daughter's high school graduation, I couldn't help noticing a young man sporting a long bleached blond ponytail sprouting from the top of his otherwise shaved head. A heavy link chain hung arou... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2721

Meditation

"Meditation is not what you think." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1720

Quote #1177

"If more people gave up in life there'd be fewer wars." - Snowbell read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1625

One-liner #0725

"Hard work never killed anybody, but it does keep you off Twitter." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9116

Wear-Tasting Chocolate

Little Brad understood that you don't have to get it in you to know it tastes good. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9813

Cup Your Ears

If someone is far away and you are having problems hearing them, try cupping your ears. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
8282

Used Cows

Where the deals are simply bovine. ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
14353

Horse and Cowboy at Dentist

Lightning wanted Cowboy Bill's teeth checked before agreeing to take him home. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
9046

Nintendo Car Steering Wheel

Car makers are getting carried away with gadget features! ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
8617

Widow's MLM

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1488

Cybersalt News - September 23, 2011

Mrs. Cybersalt and I are sharing a monitor (the computer type - not the lizard) at Cybersalt World Headquarters today. What I hoped to be a highly productive and efficient yesterday quickly descended ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1774

Other's Welfare

Two brothers worked together on the family farm.  One was married and had a large family.  The other was single.  At the day's end, the brothers shared everything equally, produce and p... read more..