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Santa has cut back on greenhouse gases, but increased his carbon footprint. ... read more..

Our children's Sunday School classes were presenting their end of the year program for the congregation - telling about the life of Jesus. When it came to the part about Jesus' miracles, one little b... read more..

I think I may have heard 49 of these 50 famous parental sayings. ... read more..

I guess you're wondering why I called this meeting. ... read more..

"Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."- Lewis Grizzard read more..

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Hallmark-Billboard" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/hallmark-billboard Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Did you hear about the folks at the zoo who work in the butterfly room there? One of them is doing such a good job they named him "Employee of the Moth." (Craig Bell)... read more..

The brilliant lawyer F. E. Smith once defended a bus driver against claims that his negligence had caused injury to a young man's arm. "Will you please show us how high you can lift your arm now?" Sm... read more..

Courses for Life in a PC (Politically Correct) World - SSC101 Spinal Strengthening and Conditioning 1: This course explores the techniques needed to have an opinion, state it, and stick to it. The co... read more..

"Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart, not someone who plays with it." read more..

"I do have washboard abs - they just happen to have a little laundry on them at the moment." read more..

If you avoid being in the wrong place you won't suffer what happens there at the wrong time. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/... read more..

"Only 92 of our 100 cows were in the barn so I couldn't begin the milking. We still lacked eight," Tom uttered. read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with the service and message recordings from the last three weekends. You will find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/multi... read more..

1. You find yourself beginning to like accordion music. 2. You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs. 3. Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life read more..

Ernest Shackleton's recruiting advertisement for his 1912 Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant ... read more..

"The man who writes the bank's advertising slogan is not the same man who makes the loans."- George Coote read more..

"Some people have a way with words, others not have way." read more..

They've found Nemo! ... read more..

Jennifer had a funny feeling about meeting her boyfriend's family. ... read more..

Something really needs to be done about those Raelians. ... read more..

Ummmmm. . . OK. Thanks to www.dribbleglass.com for permission to use this image after it was pointed out as original to them. ... read more..

Mary was not impressed with her date's choice of restaurants. ... read more..

Face the card reality! Thanks to www.dribbleglass.com for permission to use this image after it was pointed out as original to them. ... read more..

You've got it. They want it. ... read more..

Don't try this at your office! ... read more..

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Cup Your Ears."  Some say you can hear better if you do that.  You be the judge at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/cup-your-ears Enjoy... read more..

At our daughter's high school graduation, I couldn't help noticing a young man sporting a long bleached blond ponytail sprouting from the top of his otherwise shaved head. A heavy link chain hung arou... read more..

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convi... read more..

"Meditation is not what you think." read more..