Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

20 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1893

One-liner #0722

"Call Waiting: Your call is very important to us so please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo." read more..

20 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

12228

Plywood Cab

Body by Home Depot. ... read more..

20 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

13424

Control Freaks

The Wyanttville city work crews were control freaks. ... read more..

20 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9894

Truck Cabin Combo

Here's a camper you can lumber into summer with. ... read more..

20 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11152

Global Warming Tide Tables

Just because global warming is a threat doesn't mean you still can't enjoy the patio. ... read more..

20 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9873

Baby Bath Water Snake

Don't throw the baby out with the . . . . snake? ... read more..

20 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

15169

Skiing and Hospital Sign

Location, location, location! ... read more..

20 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1606

Cybersalt News - September 20, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Weather Station". You will find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/weather-station Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

19 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3253

Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident golfer said to his caddy, "Looks like a four-wood and a putt to me." The caddy argued with him a bit and suggested that he instead play... read more..

19 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1741

Quote #1173

"Inspiration does not teach that the human hand was flawless. It teaches that the hand of God that guided the human hand was flawless." read more..

19 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11215

Plane Luggage Container

It didn't take long to see that the new guy knew nothing about loading planes. ... read more..

19 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

24290

Weather Station

Who says the weather is hard to predict? ... read more..

19 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9425

Helicopter Bird

Who said, "Camoflauge is for the birds"? ... read more..

19 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1723

One-liner #0721

19 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2025

My Own Invention

"It's my own invention," Tom replied patently. (Nathan Howe) read more..

19 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8215

Microsoft Airlines

Thank you for flying Microsoft Airlines. ... read more..

19 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6590

Huge Growth

Everyone at the family reunion was alarmed at how large the growth on Frank's chest had become. ... read more..

19 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1567

Cybersalt News - September 19, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Take the Hint". You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/take-the-hint Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

18 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5165

Plane Pry

In hindsight, using a plane to pry the hood latch open was overkill. ... read more..

18 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2243

Last Slice

"I don't like eating the last slice of the loaf" said Tom crustily.(Simon Champion) read more..

18 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1665

Quote #1172

"Purpose: Find your aim in life before you run out of ammunition." read more..

18 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1915

One-liner #0720

"If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?" read more..

18 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3273

Taxing Cinderella

The tax adviser had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a... read more..

18 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1869

Legacy vs. Reality

On thinking ahead, from the novel "Artifact" by Greg Benford, a "hard" sci-fi writer who is also a physicist: "There was a great mathematician named Hilbert, who telegraphed Berlin saying he had prov... read more..

18 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

9059

Rahab the Prostitute

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

18 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1151

Relief from Distress

The truths of Psalm 4 bring relief to those in distress. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3"> ... read more..

18 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1556

Cybersalt News - September 18, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. James is not sure if he is middle-class or not, but he does have some ideas on how they shoul... read more..

17 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1923

Ancient Bookplate

Aincient Bookplate Steale not this boke for fear of shameFor here you see ye owner hys nameAnd when you die ye Lord will sayeWhere is that boke you stole away?Then if you say, you cannot telle,Ye Lor... read more..

17 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2749

Cargo Handler

Working as a cargo handler for a major package delivery company, I came across an express envelope with shipping instructions that puzzled me, particularly the line describing the contents. I finally... read more..

17 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1974

Quote #1171

"I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. To reach the port of heaven, we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it, but read more..

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