Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3445 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

17 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1849

One-liner #0719

"Forget this dead end town - I'm going to mime school!" read more..

Mr. Politician, Leave the Middle-Class Alone

17 Sep

God's Penman

3939

4 min read

Mr. Politician, Leave the Middle-Class Alone

I'm not quite sure where the term "middle class" came from. I can never remember using it in any conversations I've ever had. In fact, the only time I hear the phrase is when some politician is speaki... read more..

17 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3435

Gators!

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on t... read more..

17 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8935

Take the Hint

Frank just wasn't taking the hint that his body odor was bothering the other garden club members. ... read more..

17 Sep

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

7237

Added Horsepower

Not the best way to add horsepower to your car. ... read more..

17 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

12371

Free Will vs. Predestination

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

17 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

15170

Always Open Closed

What we have here is a failure to communicate. ... read more..

17 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9083

Hay Tractor

Hay! Nice Tractor. ... read more..

17 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1629

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2011

Today's featured funny page shows the reason some men are balding. You'll find "Lawn Mower Tattoo" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lawn-mower-tattoo Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

16 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1864

Piracy Payback

An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Trai... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3242

First Case Tried

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview ... read more..

16 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1728

One-liner #0718

"Your wife wants to be treated like a queen - just not Marie Antoinette." read more..

16 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2397

Attractive Girl

A young woman, extraordinarily attractive in personality, character and presentation, was suffering from a illness that made her lips cracked and sore. The slightest movement of her mouth caused pain ... read more..

16 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1518

Quote #1170

"The relativism which is not willing to speak about truth but only about 'what is true for me' is an evasion of the serious business of living. It is the mark of a tragic loss of nerve in our contempo read more..

16 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

15760

Looking Down Your Nose

Sadly, since becoming a Deacon, Bob looked down his nose at everybody. ... read more..

16 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

41424

Lawn Mower Tattoo

Bob had no clue as to what was really causing his baldness. ... read more..

16 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

10993

No Jack Stands

"And that, Dr. Feinstein, is why I am at the emergency ward today." read more..

16 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8011

Football Player Storage

It's not easy being on the B squad. ... read more..

16 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8844

Nightmare On Elm Street

It was a nightmare to get directions to Elm Street. ... read more..

16 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

4323

Go God Sports Fan

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

16 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1505

Cybersalt News - September 16, 2011

There is a new entry in the Simply Susan blog today. It's one of those stories – strange, yet true. You can read "Bang!" at:www.cybersalt.org/simply-susan/bang Today's featured funny page on th... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2940

Community Newspaper

Gilbert, South Carolina is such a small community, I was surprised that they had a community paper. I asked one old-timer about it. He replied, "We all know what everybody else is doing, but we like ... read more..

15 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1637

One-liner #0717

"The closest to perfection anyone ever comes is when he or she fills out a job application form." read more..

15 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7820

Ninja Lawyer

These lawyers will really fight for you in court. ... read more..

15 Sep

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

21376

3 min read

Bang!

This is one of those stories – strange, yet true. On a lovely Thursday evening in June, Tim, Esther and I were in our downstairs den/office where we spend most of our time these days, when we heard t... read more..

15 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

21475

Old vs Young Employees

Workplace dynamics explained. ... read more..

15 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1766

Friendly Fish Competition

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant Marlin that was larger & heavier than he was. On the way to the cleaning shed he ran into a buddy who had maybe a dozen or so Rockfish. The buddy eyed ... read more..

15 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1383

Quote #1169

"Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.- CS Lewis read more..

15 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10486

Mailbox Motor

The Woods family tried everything to speed up delivery of their mail. ... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2267

Vegetable Soup

Checking the menu, a restaurant customer ordered a bowl of vegetable soup. After a couple of spoonfuls, he saw a circle of wetness right under the bowl on the tablecloth. He called the wait... read more..

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