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In hindsight, using a plane to pry the hood latch open was overkill. ... read more..

"I don't like eating the last slice of the loaf" said Tom crustily.(Simon Champion) read more..

"Purpose: Find your aim in life before you run out of ammunition." read more..

"If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?" read more..

The tax adviser had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a... read more..

On thinking ahead, from the novel "Artifact" by Greg Benford, a "hard" sci-fi writer who is also a physicist: "There was a great mathematician named Hilbert, who telegraphed Berlin saying he had prov... read more..

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

The truths of Psalm 4 bring relief to those in distress. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3">     ... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today.  James is not sure if he is middle-class or not, but he does have some ideas on how they shoul... read more..

Aincient Bookplate Steale not this book for fear of shameFor here you see ye owner hys nameAnd when you die ye Lord will sayeWhere is that boke you stole away?Then if you say, you cannot telle,Ye Lor... read more..

Working as a cargo handler for a major package delivery company, I came across an express envelope with shipping instructions that puzzled me, particularly the line describing the contents. I finally... read more..

"I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. To reach the port of heaven, we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it, but read more..

"Forget this dead end town - I'm going to mime school!" read more..

I'm not quite sure where the term "middle class" came from. I can never remember using it in any conversations I've ever had. In fact, the only time I hear the phrase is when some politician is speaki... read more..

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on t... read more..

Frank just wasn't taking the hint that his body odor was bothering the other garden club members. ... read more..

Not the best way to add horsepower to your car. ... read more..

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

What we have here is a failure to communicate. ... read more..

Hay! Nice Tractor. ... read more..

Today's featured funny page shows the reason some men are balding.  You'll find "Lawn Mower Tattoo" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lawn-mower-tattoo Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Trai... read more..

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview ... read more..

"Your wife wants to be treated like a queen - just not Marie Antoinette." read more..

A young woman, extraordinarily attractive in personality, character and presentation, was suffering from a illness that made her lips cracked and sore. The slightest movement of her mouth caused pain ... read more..

"The relativism which is not willing to speak about truth but only about 'what is true for me' is an evasion of the serious business of living. It is the mark of a tragic loss of nerve in our contempo read more..

Sadly, since becoming a Deacon, Bob looked down his nose at everybody. ... read more..

Bob had no clue as to what was really causing his baldness. ... read more..

"And that, Dr. Feinstein, is why I am at the emergency ward today." read more..

It's not easy being on the B squad. ... read more..