2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #870

18 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5053

Plane Pry

In hindsight, using a plane to pry the hood latch open was overkill. ... read more..

18 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2153

Last Slice

"I don't like eating the last slice of the loaf" said Tom crustily.(Simon Champion) read more..

18 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1580

Quote #1172

"Purpose: Find your aim in life before you run out of ammunition." read more..

18 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1817

One-liner #0720

"If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?" read more..

18 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3143

The tax adviser had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a... read more..

18 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1746

Legacy vs. Reality

On thinking ahead, from the novel "Artifact" by Greg Benford, a "hard" sci-fi writer who is also a physicist: "There was a great mathematician named Hilbert, who telegraphed Berlin saying he had prov... read more..

18 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

8919

Rahab the Prostitute

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

18 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1059

Relief from Distress

The truths of Psalm 4 bring relief to those in distress. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3"> ... read more..

18 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1466

Cybersalt News - September 18, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. James is not sure if he is middle-class or not, but he does have some ideas on how they shoul... read more..

17 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1807

Aincient Bookplate

Aincient Bookplate Steale not this book for fear of shameFor here you see ye owner hys nameAnd when you die ye Lord will sayeWhere is that boke you stole away?Then if you say, you cannot telle,Ye Lor... read more..

17 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2639

Cargo Handler

Working as a cargo handler for a major package delivery company, I came across an express envelope with shipping instructions that puzzled me, particularly the line describing the contents. I finally... read more..

17 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1886

Quote #1171

"I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. To reach the port of heaven, we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it, but read more..

17 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1741

One-liner #0719

"Forget this dead end town - I'm going to mime school!" read more..

Mr. Politician, Leave the Middle-Class Alone

17 Sep

God's Penman

3789

Mr. Politician, Leave the Middle-Class Alone

I'm not quite sure where the term "middle class" came from. I can never remember using it in any conversations I've ever had. In fact, the only time I hear the phrase is when some politician is speaki... read more..

17 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3306

Gators!

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on t... read more..

17 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8816

Take the Hint

Frank just wasn't taking the hint that his body odor was bothering the other garden club members. ... read more..

17 Sep

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

7115

Added Horsepower

Not the best way to add horsepower to your car. ... read more..

17 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

12264

Free Will vs. Predestination

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

17 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

15000

Always Open Closed

What we have here is a failure to communicate. ... read more..

17 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8914

Hay Tractor

Hay! Nice Tractor. ... read more..

17 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1530

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2011

Today's featured funny page shows the reason some men are balding. You'll find "Lawn Mower Tattoo" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lawn-mower-tattoo Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

16 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1736

Piracy Payback

An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Trai... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3152

First Case Tried

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview ... read more..

16 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1621

One-liner #0718

"Your wife wants to be treated like a queen - just not Marie Antoinette." read more..

16 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2296

Attractive Girl

A young woman, extraordinarily attractive in personality, character and presentation, was suffering from a illness that made her lips cracked and sore. The slightest movement of her mouth caused pain ... read more..

16 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1423

Quote #1170

"The relativism which is not willing to speak about truth but only about 'what is true for me' is an evasion of the serious business of living. It is the mark of a tragic loss of nerve in our contempo read more..