Monthly Archive

2011
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3464 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1871

One-liner #0787

"I enjoy your company most when I am by myself." read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
8626
3 min read

Race Rocks Christmas

Close to where I live, stands a lighthouse on a group of rocks known as Race Rocks. This lighthouse steers mariners clear of the 8-10 knot (9-12 mph) tide that flows between it and the south coast of ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1360

Cybersalt News - December 12, 2011

When one thinks of screaming cats, one does not imagine the screaming cats in today's FunBlog entry.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/screaming-cats  Enjy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2296

Quote #1239

"A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life."- Charles Darwin read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1953

One-liner #0786

"It's a good thing your car can't travel at the speed of light - your headlights wouldn't work." read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
1334

Journeying Forward

God is calling us to something new.  It's the journey that brings the healing and blessings that He has in store for us. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111211.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1072

Cybersalt News - December 11, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recordings of the services and messages from November 20 and the first 2 Sundays of Advent (November 27th and December ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2569
4 min read

Whatever Happened to Cute?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage had commandeered the Christmas decorating operation for yet another year. I am not quite sure how she remembers when to start all of this, because the thought ha... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1479

Quote #1238

"All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on."- Henry Ellis read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1685

One-liner #0785

"The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it." read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3796

Screaming Cats

Normally, if offered the opportunity to hear some screaming cats I would decline.  Who knew just how wrong I could be!? ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1931

Anything Unrelated

"Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6038

The ABC Song

Customer: “Hey, can you help me find this book?” Me: “Sure.” (He holds up a piece of paper with the title and author of a book on it. I find it on the shelves and hand it to him.) Custome... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1095

Cybersalt News - December 9, 2011

Shepherds need help from the sheep - in the field and in the church.www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/christmas-sheep-help-cartoon Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
5640

Christmas Sheep Help

Sometimes you need a little help from your friends. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2175

German Barber

Q. How should you greet a German barber? A. "Herr Dresser." (Bob Phillips)... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1667

One-liner #0784

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1555

Quote #1237

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."- Douglas Adams read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6262
2 min read

Tejano Night Before Christmas

The Tejano Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the casa,Not a creature was stirring -- Caramba! Que pasa?Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,Some in camisas ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1079

Cybersalt News - December 8, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope you are all having a great day.  And if you aren't, remember that some days you are the snowman and other days you're the deer.www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1786

One-liner #0783

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1408

Quote #1236

"Great. My book ran out of batteries. Stupid future."- Andy Daly  read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1025

Cybersalt News - December 7, 2011

How can you make Christmas shopping even crazier?  Let your friend send you to the store with a crazy list of items to shop for!  The results are pretty funny, as you will see in the newest ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1920

Decent Hospital People

Q: Who are the most decent people in the hospital? A: The ultrasound people.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1699

One-liner #0782

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3974

Holiday Shopping Lists

These guys are pretty funny - especially when they are trying to keep a straight face! ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
3996

Canadian Christmas Bible Cartoons

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1354

Quote #1235

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."- Richard Bach read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1094

Cybersalt News - December 6, 2011

This Christmas, I think the chimney at Cybersalt World Headquaters is going to be locked.  Here's why:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/santa-mohawk Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
11766

Santa Mohawk

This is why I'm locking my chimney this Christmas Eve. ... read more..