2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #930

13 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

7881

Church Bouncer

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13 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1665

Quote #1167

‎'Trying to make the Gospel relevant is like trying to make water wet.' @Matt Chandler... read more..

13 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

7163

Bedtime Offering

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13 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

10980

Cigarette Cockroach

Time to find a new restaurant. ... read more..

13 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

14438

Car Landfill

All the parts you can dig for $25 at Hillside Auto Parts. ... read more..

13 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

10512

Free Organ Donation

That reminds me . . . Don't forget to sign your organ donor card. ... read more..

13 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

11502

Latest Fuel Gauge

Introducing the latest fuel gauge for compact cars. ... read more..

13 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

8951

Panic and Anxiety

There's plenty more Back Pew cartoons. read more..

13 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1730

A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Bobby, I know you love Buster, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed ... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2136

Coffee Like Mud

I was making rounds one morning with a physician when we were interrupted by a co-worker who inquired about a patient's diet. "Mrs. Jones does nothing but complain about her food," my co-worker said.... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2990

Omitted Stories

Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of speeches. At a banquet the first evening, he noticed some reporters in the audience. Because h... read more..

13 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1432

Cybersalt News, September 13, 2011

Today's featured page on the Cybersalt site may help you get more rest at work. You can view "Head Face" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/head-face Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

12 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1773

Serving Money

An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to the... read more..

12 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10750

Head Face

Ken eventually gave up trying to stay awake through staff meetings. ... read more..

12 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

22750

Monkey Hockey

The NHL is looking at letting mascots play next year. ... read more..

12 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2344

Boiling Mad

"Doctor, Doctor! My husband makes me boiling mad!" "Now, just simmer down." read more..

12 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10351

Sheep Drink

Baaabaaara was tired of "still waters." ... read more..

12 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1580

Quote #1166

"Nuclear physics is much easier than tax law. It's rational and always works the same way." - Jerold Rochwald read more..

12 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8359

Police Department Road Sign

The Lewiston City works department were a bit bitter about not getting a raise. ... read more..

12 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1563

One-liner #0714

"I have a million dollar figure -- but it's all loose change!" read more..

12 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

7310

Hair Count Cartoon

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12 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

7756

Miraculous Feeding Franchising

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12 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1505

Cybersalt News - September 12, 2011

There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. He is feeling much better about his money situation now. You can read "I'm Not Broke - I'm Just Financially Challen... read more..

11 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2296

My Cup Has Overflowed

I've never made a fortune, and it's probably too late now.But I don't worry about that much, I'm happy anyhow. And as I go along life's way,I'm reaping better than I sowed.I'm drinking from my saucer... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3144

Chapatti Riddle

In a party one of Pastor Tim's friends asked him how many chapattis he could eat with an empty stomach. Pastor Tim replied "Seven". His friend asked him, "When you eat the first chapatti your stomach... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2090

Music Saved My Life

Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica. "Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?" "Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your grandma and I were young, musi... read more..

11 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1395

Quote #1165

"Stupidity got me into this mess -- why can't it get me out?" read more..

11 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1878

One-liner #0713

"The value of a dog is its constant reminder of how much fun it is to be idiotic." read more..

11 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1104

Lessons From a Loser

King Jehoram was a piece of work - but we can still learn a lot from the story of his life. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3"> ... read more..

11 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1156

Cybersalt News - September 11, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone on this day when we remember the 10th anniversary of the September 11 attacks. I've updated the Westside Bible Church Website with recordings of the messages from August 21 ... read more..