2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #960

10 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1998

Wise Uncle Rusty

Uncle Rusty is a wise man. A while back he retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and quiet, puttering around his worksh... read more..

10 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3213

Golf course, may I help you?

Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars. Caller: Does that include golf? ----------------------------- Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller:... read more..

10 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2282

Cholesterophobia

Cholesterophobia: The fear of frying.... read more..

10 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1322

Quote #1164

"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." read more..

10 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

10513

Wooden Lamborghini

Benny wanted a 4X4, but could only afford a few 2X4's. ... read more..

I'm Not Broke - I'm Just Financially Challenged

10 Sep

God's Penman

5231

I'm Not Broke - I'm Just Financially Challenged

As I was listening to the president give his speech on the country's economy last week I was simultaneously trying to balance my checkbook. Math was never my strong suit. In fact, when it comes to mat... read more..

10 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

11887

Three Guy Towing

"Three Guys Towing" had an unconventional approach. read more..

10 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11436

Pencils Hair

Nobody could figure out how supplies were being smuggled out of the office. ... read more..

10 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

14030

Ironic Truck Fire

Wanted: Barrel O' Water. ... read more..

10 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

10966

Sign Argument

Here's a sign you really can't argue with. ... read more..

10 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

6975

Donkey Self Esteem

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

10 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1547

One-liner #0712

Buy a parrot and teach him how to say this one thing: "Help! they transformed me into a parrot, help me!!"... read more..

10 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1361

Cybersalt News - September 10, 2011

There have been no Cybersalt Digests the last couple of days due to vacation catch-up work. You know what I mean - the work you have to scramble to catch up on because you rested from doing it a... read more..

09 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1559

One-liner #0711

"It is better to own a politician than be one." read more..

09 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1544

Quote #1163

"Love wouldn't be so blind if the braille wasn't so great." read more..

09 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2020

Quintessential

Quintessential: five things are super important.... read more..

09 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4056

Five Kinds of Fruit

In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it. They are: a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e. Orange Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY care... read more..