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Uncle Rusty is a wise man. A while back he retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and quiet, puttering around his worksh... read more..

Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars. Caller: Does that include golf? ----------------------------- Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller:... read more..

Cholesterophobia: The fear of frying.... read more..

"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." read more..

Benny wanted a 4X4, but could only afford a few 2X4's. ... read more..

As I was listening to the president give his speech on the country's economy last week I was simultaneously trying to balance my checkbook. Math was never my strong suit. In fact, when it comes to mat... read more..

"Three Guys Towing" had an unconventional approach. read more..

Nobody could figure out how supplies were being smuggled out of the office. ... read more..

Wanted: Barrel O' Water. ... read more..

Here's a sign you really can't argue with. ... read more..

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Buy a parrot and teach him how to say this one thing: "Help! they transformed me into a parrot, help me!!"... read more..

There have been no Cybersalt Digests the last couple of days due to vacation catch-up work.  You know what I mean - the work you have to scramble to catch up on because you rested from doing it a... read more..

He couldn't have been over six years old.  Dirty face, barefooted, torn T-shirt, matted hair.  He wasn't too different from the other hundred thousand or so street orphans that roam Rio de J... read more..

"It is better to own a politician than be one." read more..

"Love wouldn't be so blind if the braille wasn't so great." read more..

Quintessential: five things are super important.... read more..

In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it. They are: a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e. Orange Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY care... read more..

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Ahhh . . . Spring is in the air. ... read more..

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You're getting warmer! ... read more..

I love animals - they're tasty. ... read more..

He saves a ton on windshield washer fluid! ... read more..

Supersize me! ... read more..

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Even rocket scientists retire. ... read more..

So That's How Their Necks Get Stretched. ... read more..

You lookin' at me? ... read more..

When it comes to suspension repairs, choose your garage wisely. ... read more..