2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #990

08 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6711

Baptism Prank

Those Presbyterians really know how to get converts. ... read more..

07 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1205

Cybersalt News - September 7, 2011

Wow, September 7th already! Time really flies when you are trying to recover from vacation. There is a new funny dog video on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Misha says, 'I Love Yo... read more..

06 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10830

Bad Day at Work #37

Bad Day at Work #37. ... read more..

06 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6762

Toilet Seat Argument Settled

Argument Settled! ... read more..

06 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11064

Coffee Frog

After the soup incident, this was just a plain fiasco! ... read more..

06 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

17992

Good Luck Road Sign

Bensonville's city planners were not very compassionate. ... read more..

06 Sep

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

7923

Talking Dog Misha Says "I Love You"

Misha the talking dog says, "I love you." ... read more..

06 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1373

Quote #1162

"There is no benefit of throwing some good at someone when you do not know how that good helps that person. Zeal without knowledge can indeed kill. Hence we need to have knowledge as we put our faith read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3094

Army Arrival

My youngest brother, Tony had just completed Army basic training and was on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. I am an Army National Guard pilot and our other brother, John, is my crew chief. ... read more..

06 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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First Wedding

Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?" Her mother asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, she w... read more..

05 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2145

Forest

Forest: Trees a crowd. (WordFoolery)... read more..

04 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3126

Observatory

"Observatory: What Washington asked his spies to do." read more..

04 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2479

Fiddle Virus

Users of a certain computer operating system are famously untroubled by viruses. Still, there has been a very strange thing happening lately to these computer users and experts are finding it tough to... read more..

04 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1025

Don't Forget What to Expect

Don't forget what to expect if you make alliances with wickedness. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110904.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110904.mp3"> ... read more..

03 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1748

One-liner #0710

"I have not yet begun to procrastinate." read more..

03 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2411

Middle Age Pause

"When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause." read more..

03 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1152

Cybersalt News - September 3, 2011

I like to be helpful whenever I can be - even when it comes to keeping the horses relaxed!www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horseyawn Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

02 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2821

Nylons

"Nylons give women a run for their money." read more..

02 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2310

The Fool's Prayer

The royal feast was done; the King Sought some new sport to banish care, And to his jester cried: "Sir Fool, Kneel now, and make for us a prayer!" The jester doffed his cap and bells, And stood the m... read more..

02 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1936

One-liner #0709

"Wow, Costco has a great deal on the tires for my car. Too bad they sell them in packs of 64 tires."- @danrutledge1 read more..

02 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1411

Quote #1161

"The tendency of religious people is to use spiritual and ethical observance as a lever to gain power over others and over God, appeasing Him through ritual and good works."- Tim Keller read more..

02 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6992

Pastor Kevorkian

If Dr. Jack Kevorkian Was a Pastor. read more..

02 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

6738

Elvis Worship Leader

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

02 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

16630

Flintstones Car

Wilma hated it when she had to pick Fred up from work. ... read more..

02 Sep

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Horse Yawn

Playing Pastor Tim's sermons in the barn was really helping the horses relax. ... read more..

02 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1377

Cybersalt News - September 2, 2011

Today's featured funny picture is a timely reminder to remember your manners when you attend barbecues. You will find "Barbecue Fork" at: https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/barbecue-fork ... read more..

01 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2113

One-liner #0708

"If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic." read more..

01 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2282

Pirate Corn

What does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.... read more..

01 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3257

Classroom Talk

Thanks to Cybersalt Digest subscriber, Georgia B., for passing along this story from her sister-in-law, Mrs. Hall. As you know, kids say the darnedest things. Yesterday, a sweet little nugget said, ... read more..

01 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

13692

Driving School Gone South

That was the day that things went south at the North Driving School. ... read more..