Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3504 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5967

No Tow Away Parking

Fred found a way to not put money in the meter and keep his car from being towed away. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6669

Baptism Prank

Those Presbyterians really know how to get converts. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1205

Cybersalt News - September 7, 2011

Wow, September 7th already!  Time really flies when you are trying to recover from vacation. There is a new funny dog video on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Misha says, 'I Love Yo... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10797

Bad Day at Work #37

Bad Day at Work #37. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10988

Coffee Frog

After the soup incident, this was just a plain fiasco! ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
17910

Good Luck Road Sign

Bensonville's city planners were not very compassionate. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
7874

Talking Dog Misha Says "I Love You"

Misha the talking dog says, "I love you." ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1354

Quote #1162

"There is no benefit of throwing some good at someone when you do not know how that good helps that person. Zeal without knowledge can indeed kill. Hence we need to have knowledge as we put our faith read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3066

Army Arrival

My youngest brother, Tony had just completed Army basic training and was on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. I am an Army National Guard pilot and our other brother, John, is my crew chief. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1840

First Wedding

Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?" Her mother asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, she w... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2115

Forest

Forest:  Trees a crowd. (WordFoolery)... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3094

Observatory

"Observatory: What Washington asked his spies to do." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2454

Fiddle Virus

Users of a certain computer operating system are famously untroubled by viruses. Still, there has been a very strange thing happening lately to these computer users and experts are finding it tough to... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
990

Don't Forget What to Expect

Don't forget what to expect if you make alliances with wickedness. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110904.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110904.mp3">   ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1723

One-liner #0710

"I have not yet begun to procrastinate." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2380

Middle Age Pause

"When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1152

Cybersalt News - September 3, 2011

I like to be helpful whenever I can be - even when it comes to keeping the horses relaxed!www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horseyawn Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2792

Nylons

"Nylons give women a run for their money." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2261

The Fools Prayer

"The Fool's Prayer" The royal feast was done; the King Sought some new sport to banish care, And to his jester cried: "Sir Fool, Kneel now, and make for us a prayer!" The jester doffed his cap and b read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1908

One-liner #0709

"Wow, Costco has a great deal on the tires for my car. Too bad they sell them in packs of 64 tires."- @danrutledge1 read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1385

Quote #1161

"The tendency of religious people is to use spiritual and ethical observance as a lever to gain power over others and over God, appeasing Him through ritual and good works."- Tim Keller read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6961

Pastor Kevorkian

If Dr. Jack Kevorkian Was a Pastor. read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
6700

Elvis Worship Leader

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
16534

Flintstones Car

Wilma hated it when she had to pick Fred up from work. ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
12637

Horse Yawn

Playing Pastor Tim's sermons in the barn was really helping the horses relax. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1377

Cybersalt News - September 2, 2011

Today's featured funny picture is a timely reminder to remember your manners when you attend barbecues.  You will find "Barbecue Fork" at: https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/barbecue-fork ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2085

One-liner #0708

"If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2253

Pirate Corn

What does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3215

Classroom Talk

Thanks to Cybersalt Digest subscriber, Georgia B., for passing along this story from her sister-in-law, Mrs. Hall. As you know, kids say the darnedest things. Yesterday, a sweet little nugget said, ... read more..