January 2012 - Monthly Archive

19 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1715

One-liner #0816

Karl Marx Was Wrong: "Angry Birds" is the opiate of the masses.... read more..

19 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1626

This week's theme is: things to enjoy on their own terms!Being on this diet has brought Matt and I to try to replicate some of the things we love but aren't allowed to eat right now. We have been ver read more..

19 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1466

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I want to thank all of you who helped send feedback over the last couple of days while I tried a new server set-up. You helped me to see that it was the greatest thin... read more..

18 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9458

Computer Case BBQ

You know your computer is overheating when . . . ... read more..

18 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

10208

Car Theft Rates Frozen

Every winter, car theft rates drop in Newfoundland. ... read more..

18 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1777

Quote #1265

"The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."- William James read more..

18 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1987

Lost Cell Phone

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. "Don't worry," she said, "I... read more..

18 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1909

Stealing, Cell Phones

Police in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, sick and tired of cell phone thefts, have launched a new weapon against the culprits. As soon as thefts are reported, stolen phones are sent a Short Message Syst... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3260

Things Not To Say To On Date

Things Not To Say To On Date * I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. * I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. *... read more..

18 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1395

Meal Plan - Phase 2

I have not been following the meal plan I wrote out nearly as consistently in phase 1, but I am taking that as a good sign that I've become more comfortable with the "rules" (for lack of a better ter read more..

17 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2761

Sausage Sale

Sausage sales bring out the wurst in people.... read more..

17 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1658

One-liner #0815

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds likes "orange."... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2780

Cogito Ergo Spud

Cogito Ergo Spud: I think therefore I yam.... read more..

17 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1823

Debt, Repayment, Reputation

It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, "You owe me quite a bit on your tab." "Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week... read more..

17 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1408

Cybersalt News - January 17, 2012

There is a light dusting of snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters these last few days. That hasn't happened since last February, so Mrs. Cybersalt and I aren't complaining. Since last Friday, I ... read more..

16 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1471

Quote #1264

"It is not length of life, but depth of life."- Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..

16 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

8777

Hummer Parking Spot

Afterwards, Louise wished she had just let the captain have the parking spot. ... read more..

16 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

9441

Teen Learner's Permit

Kevin could hardly wait for his learner's permit. ... read more..

16 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6730

Renamed Ford pickup Truck

Calling all Cars! Be on the look out for a white Gord. ... read more..

16 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7025

Mini Golf On Car Roof

Surprisingly, it's not a Volkswagen Golf! ... read more..

16 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

10703

Casket Hot Rod Dragster

Not everyone appreciated what Pastor Paul drove to funerals. ... read more..

16 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

5349

Hebrews 12:1, Perseverance

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, ... read more..

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When…

16 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4437

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When…

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When... 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-organize your family into a "team-based organization." 3. Yo... read more..

15 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1689

One-liner #0814

"I'm super lazy - just like normal lazy, but I wear a cape." read more..

15 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1017

Finding Our Way Amidst God's Calling

God's Kingdom is built by His people working together - not by persons trying to do it all by themselves. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120115.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/s... read more..

14 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2398

Cooking Deadline

I'll have to find a new way to strain noodles if this is the last year I can use my Mayan Colander.... read more..

14 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1753

One-liner #0813

"I'm trying to find myself, but to make it interesting I'm wearing camouflage." read more..

14 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1917

Our Second Week on the Maker's Diet

This week went much easier than last week! Sunday (day 7) I had a BAD cold, so I took it easy all day and managed to recover in time for work Monday. Barely. I still had a stuffy nose for the first p read more..

13 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1759

One-liner #0812

"If you fall, I'll always be there to catch you."- floor read more..

13 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4496

Hedgehogs

Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge?... read more..