March 2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9952

Downloading The Internet

You might like to get a sandwich while the internet is downloading. ... read more..

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7708

Cool Computer

Louis was convinced he had the coolest computer in the dorm. ... read more..

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6376

Computer Coffee Break

"Did you see that new laptop working on the 6th floor?" read more..

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6357

Computer Tub

You might be a workaholic if . . . . ... read more..

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6667

Computer Tombstone

Hopefully he logged back in to a better place. ... read more..

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7432

Computer Laptop Scale

Don't laugh, guess what Stan found in his laptop case before the big meeting. ... read more..

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Computer Installation

Terry was surprised by what an extra $25.00 for installation actually provided. ... read more..

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Deli Computer

Sam 'n Ella hoped their new computer would cut down on health department fines. ... read more..

12 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3087

A plane full of congressmen on a political fact-finding tour crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the FBI mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got the... read more..

12 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1559

Quote #1278

"I am always going into the far country and returning as a prodigal and thou art always bringing forth the best robe."- Puritan prayer read more..

12 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Behavior Modification Reinforcers

The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification reinforcers.” Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in s... read more..

12 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Weather Forecaster

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably ra... read more..

12 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2242

Superman Problem

Few people know that Superman had a real problem with kleptomania. He's the man of steal.... read more..

11 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2281

Oz Flick

The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick -- two women fighting over a pair of shoes.... read more..

11 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1643

One-liner #0829

"We will continue having meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done." read more..

11 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1043

Joy In The Midst of Disappointment

Complete obedience leads to complete joy and that leads to remaining in Jesus love. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

10 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2384

Ikea Mission

IKEA Mission Possible: Prepare to self construct.... read more..

10 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1659

One-liner #0828

I start everyday with a sit up - I've done over 19,000 so far.... read more..

10 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1479

Quote #1277

"Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."- W.A. Mozart read more..

10 Mar

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

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Wax On, Wax Off

I was praying about prayer earlier this week. I want to pray, and I love to pray, but days keep going by with just a few God-ward thoughts and maybe a "hey God, help me not to suck today please. I'd read more..

10 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3032

Playing Through

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read, "I am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?"The first man angrily gave ... read more..

10 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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"Demo Dummies" Movie Released

Cybersalt is excited to pass along news of the release of "Demo Dummies" - a Matador Films movie about demo drivers at Western Speedway in Victoria, British Columbia. Many of you know that is the spee... read more..

10 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10589

Penny Problems

After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that ... read more..

10 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Parent Education

On a flight to Florida, Mary was preparing notes for one of the parent education seminars she conducted. The elderly woman sitting next to Mary explained that she was returning to Miami after having ... read more..

09 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2227

Neutral Painting

Decorating: I'm thinking of painting the living room walls something neutral.... maybe Switzerland.... read more..

09 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1686

One-liner #0827

"One: How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?" read more..

09 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - March 09, 2012

As you have probably heard by now, I have not won any electoral seats in the primaries this year, so I am officially suspending my campaign and returning to working on the Cybersalt Site. It may... read more..

08 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4923

Bad Day at Work

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater r... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3385

Goober at the River

You can find a picture of a goober at www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A goober goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another goober on the opposite b... read more..

08 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1276

The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate.... read more..