June 2012 - Monthly Archive

24 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1243

Do Good Works

This message recording begins with the audio of a video that was shown in recognition of International Widows Day. If you wish, you can watch the video here and skip forward to position 7:55 and ... read more..

17 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1292

Emotionally Responsive Relationships

Isaac is an example to all of us for the need to be emotionally responsive in our relationships with each of our children - and everyone else for that matter. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/s... read more..

16 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3257

It's Not My Father's World Anymore

Celebrating another Father's Day without my father I cannot help thinking how much has changed since he died. If he were to return today, he would find things quite different. In all reality, this is... read more..

15 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2712

First Dads

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast bal... read more..

15 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3390

Dads

KID: "Mom, doesn't God give us our daily bread?"MOM: "Yes, dear."KID: "And Santa brings us our toys at Christmas?"MOM: "Yes, dear."KID: "And the stork brings babies?"MOM:... read more..

15 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1565

Cybersalt News - June 15, 2012

A heartfelt Cybersalt shout-out goes to subscriber Stephen P. for noting that yesterday's Chicken Thursday was not observed accordingly. It is always comforting to be reminded that I am not the ... read more..

15 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9087

Father's Day Revenge

This father's day, get even for the kitchen appliance your husband gave you for mother's day. read more..

14 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1679

Quote #1306

"There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last."- Robert Louis Stevenson read more..

14 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2781

Good Eye

"Good Eye Might" is impossible to say that without sounding like a friendly Australian. read more..

14 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4145

Dad's Pay Check

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy says, "Th... read more..

14 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1889

One-liner #0857

"Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos." read more..

14 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1498

Cybersalt News - June 14, 2012

There is a new entry in the Funblog today. I think you'll be amazed as some kittens perform an interpretive dance depicting the common man's struggle to get ahead in today's economy.www.cybersalt... read more..

14 Jun

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7056

Tan Your Hide

Barb and Mary were having a tough time getting clients for their new daycare. ... read more..

14 Jun

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3530

Kittens On A Slide Treadmill

Be amazed as these kittens perform an interpretive dance depicting the common man's struggle to get ahead in today's economy. ... read more..

14 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2017

Persistence

A South African woman who thought her electricity bills were high didn't realize her meter was connected to all of her neighborhood street lights for 35 years. Minnie Swan complained for years about t... read more..

14 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5248

Ahh . . . Friendship

A man, fond of practical jokes, decided late one night to send his friend a collect telegram which read: "I am perfectly well." A week later, the joker received a heavy parcel...collect...on which he... read more..

14 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1838

One-liner #0856

"Diets are hard - today I had cupcakes without sprinkles." read more..

14 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2344

More Rooms

The office could use some more rooms, but that's a whole other storey.... read more..

14 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1593

Quote #1305

"Failure is success if we learn from it."- Malcom Forbes read more..

12 Jun

Working On Your Site

Pastor Tim

1868

Using Joomla's Media Manager

Joomla comes with a built in media manager that's pretty basic but effective for uploading and organizing the media you use in your articles. ... read more..

Changing The CSS of Your RocketTheme Template

12 Jun

Working On Your Site

Pastor Tim

1760

Changing The CSS of Your RocketTheme Template

Some of our clients ask us to get their site installed and going so they can continue to design it themselves. This tutorial demonstrates to such clients how they can edit the template CSS when the c... read more..

Living For God In A Sexually Charged Culture

10 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1307

Living For God In A Sexually Charged Culture

Lot and his family, in and after Sodom and Gomorrah, teach us a number of lessons about how to live for God in the midst of a sexually charged culture. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm201206... read more..

10 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1454

Cybersalt News - June 10, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. Yes, I'm still alive and keeping my nostrils mostly above the work waters! I've just caught up on updating the sermon recordings on the Westside Bible Church web site... read more..

09 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1920

Cost Of Farming

A farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. He is asked what he is going to do with all the money. "Oh, I guess the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bills" "And wha... read more..

09 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1508

One-liner #0855

"Cigarettes are pretty much like cats: perfectly harmless unless you put one in your mouth and try to set fire to it." read more..

09 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3785

Battling Salons

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place. They put up a big bold sign which read:"WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" Not to be outdo... read more..

09 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3211

Communism Class

"I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx." read more..

09 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1789

Quote #1304

‎"A test of a people is how it behaves toward the old. It is easy to love children. Even tyrants and dictators make a point of being fond of children. But the affection and care for the old, the incur... read more..