July 2012 - Monthly Archive

26 Jul

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - July 26, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Cybersalt news is really big. Mrs. Cybersalt and I are going to be grandparents; our eldest daughter and husband are expecting in February! We've known ... read more..

26 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3314

Pastoral Punch

Discovering too late that a watermelon fruit punch spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local Baptist ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the cler... read more..

26 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

11025

Tips For Student Pilots

Tips for student pilots. 1. Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. 3. Flying isn't dan... read more..

26 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2057

Children in Restaurants

The waitress comes over and recognizes the family seated at the table -- Mr. and Mrs. Smith and their little son, Jonathan. She says, "Jonathan, what would you like?" He says, "I'll have a grilled ch... read more..

26 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2299

Small Groups

Small Groups: Waiting for the ambience to take me to the hospitable.... read more..

26 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1308

"A friend is a gift you give yourself."- Robert Louis Stevenson read more..

26 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1829

One-liner #0859

Be An Optimist: No sense being pessimistic...it won't work anyway.... read more..

20 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - July 20, 2012

Pastor Tim slinks quietly back into your inbox . . . . I thought I better send out a mailing since so many have been e-mailing me and wondering if I am OK or occupied with performing community servic... read more..

20 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2030 Headlines

Fidel Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & li read more..

20 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4122

Shoe Cover-Up

One day a man drove his secretary home after she fell quite ill at work. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily. Later, that... read more..

20 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Obituary - Someone Else

"Obituary - Someone Else" Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. read more..

20 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1307

‎"I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is." - Albert Camus... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2503

Perching Parrots

Two Parrots are on a perch. One says: "Can you smell fish?"... read more..

20 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1812

One-liner #0858

Anyone who says an onion is the only vegetable that will make you cry has never been hit in the face with a pumpkin.... read more..

One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

19 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

How many guys does it take to play a grand piano? It takes 5 of the Piano Guys. I don't think piano lessons teach this. ... read more..

16 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2757

The Fourth Man

The quality of this video is not the best, but the laughs are still great. ... read more..

15 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - July 15, 2012

We don't get many thunderstorms around Cybersalt World Headquarters, so this was a treat to see, hear, and film. ... read more..

15 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1128

Help Yourself

The quality of this audio recording is horrible. We've tried our best to improve it so you can listen if you are really interested in its point. The Lord has help for those who need it - help y... read more..

08 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1106

Terry and Carol Thompson Visit

Terry Thompson preaches on a visit while he and Carol are on furlough. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120708-Terry-and-Carol-Thompson-Visit.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm201... read more..

04 Jul

Videos

Pastor Tim

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Ode To Joy Som Sabadell Flashmob

You'll find the words sung at this flashmob below the video. Ode To Joy Joyful, joyfulWe adore TheeGod of gloryLord of loveHearts unfold like flowers before TheeHail Thee to the sun aboveM... read more..

02 Jul

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

9939

Time To Get Out of Dodge

It's time to get out of Dodge. ... read more..

02 Jul

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

5032

Teenage Assimilation Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

02 Jul

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6954

Public Transit Battle

Public Transit - 1, Private Vehicles - 0 ... read more..

02 Jul

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5528

Parallel Parking Champion

It was obvious why Terry was the parallel parking champion of the world. ... read more..

02 Jul

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

4893

Senior X Games Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

02 Jul

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

4656

Onward Christian Soldiers Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

02 Jul

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4104

Truck Fired Pizza

James had eating issues - and a weakness for pizza. ... read more..

02 Jul

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

3845

Answering Machine Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

02 Jul

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4298

Car Trailer Flat

Wouldn't you know it? The one size Frank didn't bring. ... read more..

01 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1243

A Nation's Struggle

Israel's struggles as an infant nation remind us that God can do great things through people who trust Him and that His blessing cannot be brought about without Him. Listen Online: {au... read more..