Monthly Archive

September 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1487 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
zachandlou
Backpew
Jeff Larson
1163
zacheriah
Backpew
Jeff Larson
1084
zech and liz2
Backpew
Jeff Larson
1070
zechariah
Backpew
Jeff Larson
1178
zephyr
Backpew
Jeff Larson
1275
zerointerest
Backpew
Jeff Larson
1269
zeusandhermes
Backpew
Jeff Larson
1232
zipporah
Backpew
Jeff Larson
1610
zits
Backpew
Jeff Larson
1347
Don't Not Rest
Ten Commandments
Pastor Tim
1559

Don't Not Rest

The fourth commandment reveals that God intends for us to have a day of rest in our week. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120930.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120930.mp3{/a... read more..
Don't Misuse God's Name
Ten Commandments
Pastor Tim
1543

Don't Misuse God's Name

The third commandment reveals God's desire that we not misuse His Name. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120923.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120923.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..
Don't Make Idols
Ten Commandments
Pastor Tim
1596

Don't Make Idols

The second commandment reveals God's desire that we not make idols for our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120916.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120916.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 14, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1273

Cybersalt News - September 14, 2012

It has been a super long time since I wrote a devotional and put it on the Cybersalt site, but yesterday I ended the drought.  You'll find, "Ready for a change?" at:www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-sh... read more..
Mild Mannered Visitor
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4707

Mild Mannered Visitor

Sunday's visitor seemed very mild mannered. ... read more..
Boneless Chicken
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2176

Boneless Chicken

The food in China can be a challenge for newcomers. One example is that chicken is often served "cleaver style," leaving the meat and bones chopped up together, making it difficult to eat. Years ago,... read more..
Unrelated to Elephants
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2363

Unrelated to Elephants

"Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant." read more..
One-liner #0865
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1724

One-liner #0865

"My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper." read more..
Pygmy Hunter
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6322

Pygmy Hunter

A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: "Did you kill that?" The pigmy said, "Yes." The hunter asked, "How could a little b... read more..
Quote #1314
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1650

Quote #1314

"Jesus walking on the earth is more important than man walking on the moon."- Jim Irwin, Apollo astronaut and moon-walker read more..
Ready For A Change?
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
5647

Ready For A Change?

A year ago today I was watching the evening news when my phone rang.  I paused my PVR, took the call, and then turned back to the TV where I was greeted by this question on the frozen screen, "Ar... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 13, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1266

Cybersalt News - September 13, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  Sometimes it's easy to tell your mom has had enough:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/mom-kitchen-message En... read more..
Mom Kitchen Message
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
32810

Mom Kitchen Message

Yeah, mom has had enough. (This link shows mom watching you.) ... read more..
Quote #1313
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1522

Quote #1313

"Therefore let men withdraw themselves from errors; and laying aside corrupt superstitions, let them acknowledge their Father and Lord, whose excellence cannot be estimated, nor His greatness perceive read more..
Fried Foods
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3121

Fried Foods

I decided to lay off the fried foods . . . so if anybody has work for them, I'm sure they'd appreciate it.... read more..
One-liner #0864
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1793

One-liner #0864

"Ask me about my narcissism!" read more..
Why Teachers Go Gray
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4292
2 min read

Why Teachers Go Gray

These are reported to be actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area: Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: How is dew formed?A:... read more..
Have No Other Gods
Ten Commandments
Pastor Tim
1353

Have No Other Gods

The first commandment reveals God's desire that we have no other Gods beside Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120909.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120909.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 7, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1359

Cybersalt News - September 7, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Swiss Army Nails" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/swiss-army-nails Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Swiss Army Nails
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8631

Swiss Army Nails

This was bound to happen once they let women serve in the Swiss Army.  ... read more..
Sacrifice
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2025

Sacrifice

A farmer runs into the pastor of his church after missing the morning service. "I'm sorry I missed you this morning", the pastor said. "Well, Reverend", the farmer replied,"I had some hay to put up. ... read more..
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