October 2012 - Monthly Archive

09 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Workin' on the Railroad

Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. At his interview, the inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track? Benny read more..

08 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 8, 2012

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to everyone in the great white north! There is a new funny cat picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Cat Laxatives" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictur... read more..

08 Oct

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Laxatives

That's when little Tiger found the laxatives. ... read more..

08 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Answered Prayer

During the minister's prayer, one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, "Gary, whatever made y... read more..

08 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1318

"In the day-to-day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshipping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship. And an read more..

08 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Toothaches

"A toothache is a pain that drives you to extraction." read more..

08 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0869

"The worst part about sharing a name with someone famous: you're always telling people, no, I'm not THAT Batman." read more..

08 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Pierced Ears

The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a ... read more..

07 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Good Gift!

Giving thanks is saying "Good gift!" to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

07 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Laws of Computing

*Laws of Computing* * When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. * When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. * The read more..

07 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 7, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a Rev. James Snyder article featured on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Early To Bed, Early To Rise, Makes A Man Want To Cry" at:www.cybersalt.org En... read more..

06 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Heavenly Marriage

On their way to get married, a young couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The two found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. Wh... read more..

06 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 6, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Hygiene Date Help" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/hygiene-date-help There is also a new FunBlog entry on the site as ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Hygiene Date Help

Chad was a bit blurry on how hygiene could help land him a date. ... read more..

06 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Complaining

A passenger train was creeping along painfully slowly when finally it creaked to a complete halt. One passenger saw a conductor walking by outside and yelled, "What's going on?" "Cow on the tra... read more..

06 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1317

“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.” - Rene Descartes... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Cats Are Resting

Cats everywhere resting securely now that Curiosity is far away on Mars.... read more..

06 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0868

The Swiss Army could totally dismantle the Swedish Army if they just added an Allen wrench to their knives.... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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I'll Testify To That

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon... read more..

05 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Toy Train In Space

Here's a fun video of a great father and son experience of sending a toy train into space. ... read more..

05 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 5, 2012

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Jed Clampett 2" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/jed-clampett-2 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

05 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1316

‎"Friendship grows out of the vulnerability of allowing another person to see who you really are beneath the polite exterior." - Tim Challies... read more..

05 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Origami Society

"I am sad to announce that the Origami Society has folded." read more..

05 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0867

"Autocorrect: It can be your worst enema." read more..

05 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Marriage Wakeup

As Barb was getting to know David and his family, she was very impressed by how much his parents loved each other. "They're so thoughtful," Barb said. "Why, your dad even brings your mom a cup of hot... read more..

05 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Jed Clampett 2

The first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire. ... read more..

04 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 4, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny elephant picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-elephant-pictures/e... read more..

04 Oct

Funny Elephant Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Elephant Slide 2

Always look on the bright side of life. ... read more..

04 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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I'll be happy when . . .

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After th... read more..

04 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1315

"There is a ditch is on either side of the path of life. Basically, legalism is on one side and lawlessness on the other. The path of life is between these extremes. Many Christians spend their lives read more..