Monthly Archive

October 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 184 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
3897

Car Stake Out

Officer O'Hara's first stake out revealed he needed training in blending in. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4131

Speed Trap 2

Officer Jenkin's speed trap was unconventional - but effective just the same! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
3366

Car Shoulder

What I MEANT was, "Pull over on to the shoulder of THE ROAD! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5633

Radar Detector

There's an easier way to avoid speeding tickets. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5578

Police Siren

When Deputy Carl responded to a call people in three counties pulled over. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6683

Police Blocks

The town hall meeting about the crime wave was going well. Meanwhile, outside . . . . . . ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1676

Dieting Dads

A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store with him. In addition to the healthy items on the carefully prepared shopping list, they returned with a box of sugar-laden cookies. The man not... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1528

Quote #1325

"When you need shoes for your kids, you go to the mall. When I need shoes for my kids, I go to my knees." - Cuban pastor read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2620

Free Batteries

For those interested Radio Shack is giving away dead batteries today free of charge.  ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1588

One-liner #0876

“The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn’t the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they’re hatching a dastardly plan.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7249

Questions Asked at National Parks

*Questions Asked at National Parks* *Everglades National Park:*Are the alligators real?Are the baby alligators for sale?Where are all the rides?What time does the two o'clock bus leave? *Mesa Verde read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
3161

1 800 Heaven

A lot of people have tried to come up with gimmicks and programs to get God's attention.This Bible Cartoon about a prayer hotline reminds us that even angels could not come up with a better access to ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1436

Demons Tremble

This Bible cartoon reminds us that even though the horror movie industry always shows people terrified of demons, demons fear God even more. James 2:19 says that demons believe in one God and tre... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1031

Count The Cost

Count the cost of following Jesus before committing to Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121021.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121021.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1053

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2012

There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today.   The first one is a new entry in my CybersaltShaker blog.  You'll find "Good-Bye Bang" at:www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-shaker/good-bye-b... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3416

Elephant In A Hole

There's an elephant in my hole, dear Liza, dear Liza.  There's an elephant in my hole, dear Liza an elephant!  ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1645

Tradition

The church I serve has a summer ministry at a chapel. At our first service last summer, the chairman of the board of deacons met me at the door with the information that there were no offering plates ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1462

Quote #1324

‎"Busyness in the Kingdom does not make up for neglect of the King."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2535

Gnu Salesman

"I've got good gnus and I've got bad gnus", said the gnu salesman. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1635

One-liner #0875

"Silence is golden unless you have a toddler - then, silence is just suspicious." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3567

Checking In

Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism rather than real friendship or... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
20856

Good-Bye Bang

Many of you will remember the story of “Bang” - a peach fronted conure that hit one of the windows of Cybersalt World Headquarters in June of 2011 and subsequently became part of our “flock” after we ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2628

A Taller iPhone

The iPhone 5 is taller - did you now that?  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1023

Cybersalt News - October 17, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Marine Unit Emergency" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/marine-unit-emergency Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5716

Marine Unit Emergency

Emergency at the boat launch!  Send the marine unit!  Oh, . . . . never mind. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1871

Communion

Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the Communion. When the basket was passed around she... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1653

Quote #1323

"The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it."- Richard Bach read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1688

One-liner #0874

"You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there‘s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2321

Stolen Office

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down… You have my Word." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4507

Hymns For The Aging

*Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My Soul (but my back hurts) Nobody Knows the Trouble I have Seeing Amazing Grace (Considering My Age) Just a read more..

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