November 2012 - Monthly Archive

09 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Van Gourd

Way to use your melon, Gourd! ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Toy Tank

And so began Jed's recurring nightmare. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Duct Tape Window

For every broken window there is a silver lining. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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A-Team Tank

You can always tell when the A-Team is in town. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Flooded Carburetor

Shiela decided to just tell her husband the carburetor was flooded. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Soccer Crush

Manchester plays the Giants tonight. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Quad Winning

Suddenly Jack wasn't so focussed on winning. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Pirate Plate

When pirates retire. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Motorcycle Gas Saver

What John saves on gas, he spends on gloves. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Van Pool

Jim was getting a long overdue explanation of how vanpools actually work. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

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Mobile Mechanic

Harry's approach to being a mobile mechanic was unorthodox. ... read more..

07 Nov

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - November 7, 2012

Want to have coffee? Mrs. Cybersalt and I are heading to Washington State this weekend (and not because they just voted to legalize marijuana there.) Susan is attending a worship conference in R... read more..

07 Nov

Illustrations

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Coffee Stir

A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. "This coffee," he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fing... read more..

07 Nov

Quotes

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Quote #1333

"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."- C.S. Lewis read more..

07 Nov

Clean Puns

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Pants

"I'm not sure which pants to wear today - smarty or fancy?" read more..

07 Nov

One-liners

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One-liner #0884

"A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes." read more..

07 Nov

Clean Jokes

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Substitute Teacher

Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker. I heard him mutter, "How did you get ... read more..

07 Nov

Funny Pictures

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Parsonage Budget

The budget committee had really cut corners on the new parsonage. ... read more..

07 Nov

Funny Pictures

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Toilet Dive

In the event of air sickness . . . ... read more..

07 Nov

Funny Pictures

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Overachiever

Ben was an overachiever. ... read more..

07 Nov

Funny Pictures

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Star Wars Desk

Darth Vader's new office at Disney. ... read more..

07 Nov

Funny Pictures

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Moose Security

Base security was so tight a mouse couldn't get in. ... read more..

06 Nov

Funny Pictures

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Lizard Got Your Tongue?

Lizard got your tongue? ... read more..

06 Nov

Illustrations

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Restrictions

As Bill grew old, physicians greatly restricted his activities, and it irked him enormously. A nurse had been hired to tend to his needs as he had now been confined to total bed rest. "Nurse, I would... read more..

06 Nov

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - November 6, 2012

It has been a while since I've had a new entry for "The Hall of Flames" - my collection of e-mails from people who are less than noble in their complaints about Cybersalt. Well, today there is a new o... read more..

06 Nov

Quotes

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Quote #1332

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."- Martin Luther read more..

06 Nov

Clean Puns

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Nostalgia

"I remember when I used to be nostalgic: I miss those days." read more..

06 Nov

One-liners

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One-liner #0883

"Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your kids." read more..

06 Nov

Clean Jokes

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Do It Yourself

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for s... read more..

06 Nov

Hall of Flames

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I Find This 'Joke' Tasteless

As many of you know, I have a seperate newsletter for jokes that I think are funny but that might not be the "cup of tea" others are looking for from a pastor. Each mailing I send out on the Pea... read more..