December 2012 - Monthly Archive

20 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 20, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I do not drink alcohol - not because it is bad, but because so many bad things happen when people drink alcohol - case in point, the newest funny picture on the Cybers... read more..

19 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1778

Money and Friends

A woman called the dean of the college that her freshman son was going to ans said, "I'm worried. I don't know who my son can hang out with. He doesn't have the kind of money all the other students ha... read more..

19 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2456

Curious Koalas

Curious koalas exploring space are Mars Snoopyals.... read more..

19 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1959

One-liner #0904

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard." read more..

19 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1731

Quote #1352

"Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight."- author unknown read more..

19 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4780

Pretzel Charity

A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and, as he passed her pretzel stand, he would leave her a qua... read more..

19 Dec

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7431

Mayan Calendar Break

One more problem we have beer to thank for. ... read more..

19 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1154

Cybersalt News - December 19, 2012

Today I am eating a big old humble sandwich with MAYAN-aise on it. It turns out that all this time I have been using a picture of the Aztec calendar when referring to the Mayan calendar. I... read more..

18 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3358

Cheap Aid

Morris realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesperson. "That depends," he said. "They run from $2.00 t... read more..

18 Dec

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10636

Mayan Calendar Correction

Don't worry about mixing them up - it's not the end of the world. ... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2305

Went To A Movie

I went to a movie . . . there and back again: This is becoming Hobbit-forming.... read more..

18 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2072

One-liner #0903

"The Mayan calendar predicts that December 21, 2012 will be the most annoying day on Facebook ever," read more..

18 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3157

It Sure Is

An elderly couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband got out of bed and went into the living room (parlor) to answer the phone. His wife could hear him say, "Hell... read more..

18 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1351

"There are those who hate Christianity and call their hatred an all-embracing love for all religions." G.K. Chesterton read more..

18 Dec

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

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Preparations

One week before Christmas I am finally starting to settle into anticipation and soak in the Christmas spirit. I’m really glad because some years December is so hectic it feels like savouring Chr... read more..

18 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1209

Cybersalt News - December 18, 2012

I can't believe the end is coming on Friday - the end of Mayan calendar jokes that is! Yes, there's a new funny doomsday picture on the Cybersalt today. You'll find "Oreo OK!" at:www.... read more..

18 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Apprehension

As a new employee for a discount brokerage firm, I went for a month of classroom training. Warning us about the volume of information we were required to memorize, one trainer suggested we make lots o... read more..

18 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1747

One-liner #0902

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."- Rita Rudner read more..

18 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1610

Quote #1350

‎"Thankfully our Savior is not Santa Claus. He gave His best to us because we were not good."- Moe Bergeron... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Banking Woes

The girl came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" she cried. "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank,... read more..

18 Dec

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6080

Oreo OK!

Another reason why Oreos make so many people feel better. ... read more..

17 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3547

I'm Not Mayan

The Mayan calendar came up recently when we were trying to schedule our Christmas program. We wanted to be sure and do it before the 21st, just in case. However, I got our joking Music Minister when... read more..

17 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1691

Delegating

The featured guest on our local radio talk show was a woman who owned a home-cleaning service. After she described what her clients could expect, the program's telephone lines were opened to the audi... read more..

17 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 17, 2012

We interrupt this Christmas season for a word about the end of the world, Mayan style! As you undoubtedly have heard by now, the Mayan calendar runs out this Friday, December 21, 2012. It's the... read more..

16 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1349

"A great many of those who 'debunk' traditional values have in the background values of their own which they believe to be immune from the debunking process."- C.S. Lewis read more..

16 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Jedi Master

Would you respect a Jedi master blinded by a stick? Not a single eye Yoda!... read more..

16 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1961

One-liner #0901

Had the Mayans been any good at predicting the end of the world they would have seen the Spanish coming.... read more..

16 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Know Your States

The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could... read more..

16 Dec

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Mayan Weather Forecast

Here is this week's long range Mayan weather forecast. ... read more..

16 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

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Joy - Live It!

Joy is something to be lived - not something only to be felt. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121216.mp3{/audio}... read more..