December 2012 - Monthly Archive

11 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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French Pressed Coffee

Addiction to French-pressed coffee: may cause you to hit bodum.... read more..

11 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2365

One-liner #0897

Life should have a purpose, however meaningless.... read more..

11 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3560

A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no response. After the cleaning, the dentist was called in... read more..

11 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

5149

Tree Dog

Ummmm, yeah . . . . I don't know how that happened. ... read more..

11 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 11, 2012

There are two more funny Christmas pictures on the Cybersalt site since I last sent a mailing out. Here are the links to both of them:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/christmas-cake-su... read more..

10 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1344

"If God would concede me His omnipotence for 24 hours, you would see how many changes I would make in the world. But if He gave me His wisdom too, I would leave things as they are."- J.M.L. Monsabre read more..

10 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Horse Belief

Don’t believe in horses? You're a neightheist!... read more..

10 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1953

One-liner #0896

"The colder the x-ray table the more you body is required on it." read more..

10 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Cat's Guide For Human Care

More Excerpts from "The Cat's Guide To Caring For Your Human. Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures. And with a little love and caring, they can keep a human being alive for upward... read more..

10 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Christmas Cake Substitution

Ordering a cake over the phone has its challenges. ... read more..

09 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

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Peace - Get It!

The good news of peace at Christmas is God's offer of peace between Him and all who will enter into it. Get it! Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121209.mp3{/audio}... read more..

09 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3449

Football Tryouts

A football coach was asked how he picked a team from a bunch of raw recruits. "I hate to give away my secrets," he replied, "but I'll tell you. I take them out into the woods. Then, at a given signal... read more..

09 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 9, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone! Advent has begun and the recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site. This Christmas I hope Christians everywhere w... read more..

06 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Light Chores

Jason was not allowed XBOX until he put up the Christmas lights. read more..

06 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1514

Lazarus Kill Him

This Gospel cartoon captures the irony of the priests wanted to kill Lazarus after Jesus raised him from the dead read more..

06 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1019

Lazarus bad breath

This Gospel cartoon ponders what kind of morning breath formerly dead man Lazarus had read more..

06 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1511

Lazarus Sleeping

This gospel cartoon retells the story of Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead read more..

06 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1177

Lazarus who died

This Gospel cartoon finds Lazarus shortly after being raised from the dead by Jesus read more..

06 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Lazarus and the Rich Man

This Gospel cartoon shares the story of Lazasus and the Rich Man as told by Jesus read more..

06 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

901

Lazarus Dies Again

This Christian cartoon states there will alwyas be cynics finding reasons NOT to believe read more..

06 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

891

Lazarus Rise

This gospel cartoon retells the story of Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead read more..

06 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

924

Simon and Lazarus

This gospel cartoon remembers the dinner party where Simon the former leper invites Lazaurs the former dead man read more..

06 Dec

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

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31 Weeks

I am sick, and this is by far the schleppiest I have felt for a bump picture. But I am not vain enough to dress up just for a picture, and I wouldn’t want to falsely glamorize pregnancy lest my ... read more..

05 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Christmas Tree Rush

Billy was tired of waiting for his parents to go tree shopping. ... read more..

04 Dec

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

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A Cliche Come True

Sometimes as a Christian there are amazing and wonderful spiritual truths that lose their power because I become desensitized to them – I hear them so much I forget what they mean or play it off... read more..

04 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 4, 2012

I've made it easier for everyone to find Christmas jokes on the Cybersalt site by creating a separate area for them. You can now get ready to be entertaining at your Christmas gatherings by goin... read more..

03 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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End of Mayan Calendar

Several thousand years ago... Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!" Mayan two: "But it only goes up to 21.12.2012" Mayan one: "Ah don't worry about it we'll make a new one before then.... read more..

03 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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False Teachers, Following

The following caption was found written on a gravestone... "As I am now, you soon shall be, So be content to follow me." Then someone taped the following note on that gravestone... "To follow you ... read more..