2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1020

25 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1690

Dieting Dads

A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store with him. In addition to the healthy items on the carefully prepared shopping list, they returned with a box of sugar-laden cookies. The man not... read more..

25 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1539

Quote #1325

"When you need shoes for your kids, you go to the mall. When I need shoes for my kids, I go to my knees." - Cuban pastor read more..

25 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2638

Free Batteries

For those interested Radio Shack is giving away dead batteries today free of charge. ... read more..

25 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1599

One-liner #0876

“The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn’t the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they’re hatching a dastardly plan.... read more..

25 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7263

Questions Asked at National Parks

*Questions Asked at National Parks* *Everglades National Park:*Are the alligators real?Are the baby alligators for sale?Where are all the rides?What time does the two o'clock bus leave? *Mesa Verde read more..

24 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

3182

1 800 Heaven

A lot of people have tried to come up with gimmicks and programs to get God's attention.This Bible Cartoon about a prayer hotline reminds us that even angels could not come up with a better access to ... read more..

24 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1451

Demons Tremble

This Bible cartoon reminds us that even though the horror movie industry always shows people terrified of demons, demons fear God even more. James 2:19 says that demons believe in one God and tre... read more..

21 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1046

Count The Cost

Count the cost of following Jesus before committing to Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121021.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121021.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

19 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1053

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2012

There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today. The first one is a new entry in my CybersaltShaker blog. You'll find "Good-Bye Bang" at:www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-shaker/good-bye-b... read more..

19 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3430

Elephant In A Hole

There's an elephant in my hole, dear Liza, dear Liza. There's an elephant in my hole, dear Liza an elephant! ... read more..

19 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1657

Tradition

The church I serve has a summer ministry at a chapel. At our first service last summer, the chairman of the board of deacons met me at the door with the information that there were no offering plates ... read more..

19 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1473

Quote #1324

‎"Busyness in the Kingdom does not make up for neglect of the King."... read more..

19 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2546

Gnu Salesman

"I've got good gnus and I've got bad gnus", said the gnu salesman. read more..

19 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1649

One-liner #0875

"Silence is golden unless you have a toddler - then, silence is just suspicious." read more..

19 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3581

Checking In

Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism rather than real friendship or... read more..

19 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

20942

Good-Bye Bang

Many of you will remember the story of “Bang” - a peach fronted conure that hit one of the windows of Cybersalt World Headquarters in June of 2011 and subsequently became part of our “flock” after we ... read more..

17 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2642

A Taller iPhone

The iPhone 5 is taller - did you now that? ... read more..

17 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1023

Cybersalt News - October 17, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Marine Unit Emergency" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/marine-unit-emergency Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

17 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5735

Marine Unit Emergency

Emergency at the boat launch! Send the marine unit! Oh, . . . . never mind. ... read more..

17 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1882

Communion

Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the Communion. When the basket was passed around she... read more..

17 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1661

Quote #1323

"The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it."- Richard Bach read more..

17 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1704

One-liner #0874

"You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there‘s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail." read more..

17 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2336

Stolen Office

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down… You have my Word." read more..

17 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4521

Hymns For The Aging

*Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My Soul (but my back hurts) Nobody Knows the Trouble I have Seeing Amazing Grace (Considering My Age) Just a read more..

15 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1057

Cybersalt News - October 15, 2012

Did you see my world record skydive from 23 miles up on Saturday? Of course not! Everybody is covering Felix Baumgartner's jump on Sunday from 24 miles. Rodney Dangerfielded aga... read more..

15 Oct

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

6310

Dog Well Trained

Yeah, we get it: he's well trained. ... read more..

15 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1700

Caught in the Act

Catching her in the act, I confronted our 3-year-old granddaughter, "Are you eating your little sister's grapes?" I demanded. "No," she innocently replied, "I'm helping her share." ... read more..