Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3098 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5599

Radar Detector

There's an easier way to avoid speeding tickets. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5536

Police Siren

When Deputy Carl responded to a call people in three counties pulled over. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6634

Police Blocks

The town hall meeting about the crime wave was going well. Meanwhile, outside . . . . . . ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1657

Dieting Dads

A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store with him. In addition to the healthy items on the carefully prepared shopping list, they returned with a box of sugar-laden cookies. The man not... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1516

Quote #1325

"When you need shoes for your kids, you go to the mall. When I need shoes for my kids, I go to my knees." - Cuban pastor read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2602

Free Batteries

For those interested Radio Shack is giving away dead batteries today free of charge.  ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1570

One-liner #0876

“The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn’t the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they’re hatching a dastardly plan.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7225

Questions Asked at National Parks

*Questions Asked at National Parks* *Everglades National Park:*Are the alligators real?Are the baby alligators for sale?Where are all the rides?What time does the two o'clock bus leave? *Mesa Verde read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
3135

1 800 Heaven

A lot of people have tried to come up with gimmicks and programs to get God's attention.This Bible Cartoon about a prayer hotline reminds us that even angels could not come up with a better access to ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1424

Demons Tremble

This Bible cartoon reminds us that even though the horror movie industry always shows people terrified of demons, demons fear God even more. James 2:19 says that demons believe in one God and tre... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1014

Count The Cost

Count the cost of following Jesus before committing to Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121021.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121021.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7946

Mind Reader

One day a young man was visiting the fair, over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you to be a mind reader!  Apply within."So the young man thought tha... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1053

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2012

There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today.   The first one is a new entry in my CybersaltShaker blog.  You'll find "Good-Bye Bang" at:www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-shaker/good-bye-b... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3400

Elephant In A Hole

There's an elephant in my hole, dear Liza, dear Liza.  There's an elephant in my hole, dear Liza an elephant!  ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1628

Tradition

The church I serve has a summer ministry at a chapel. At our first service last summer, the chairman of the board of deacons met me at the door with the information that there were no offering plates ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1448

Quote #1324

‎"Busyness in the Kingdom does not make up for neglect of the King."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2522

Gnu Salesman

"I've got good gnus and I've got bad gnus", said the gnu salesman. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1621

One-liner #0875

"Silence is golden unless you have a toddler - then, silence is just suspicious." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3550

Checking In

Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism rather than real friendship or... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
20489

Good-Bye Bang

Many of you will remember the story of “Bang” - a peach fronted conure that hit one of the windows of Cybersalt World Headquarters in June of 2011 and subsequently became part of our “flock” after we ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2610

A Taller iPhone

The iPhone 5 is taller - did you now that?  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1023

Cybersalt News - October 17, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Marine Unit Emergency" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/marine-unit-emergency Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5693

Marine Unit Emergency

Emergency at the boat launch!  Send the marine unit!  Oh, . . . . never mind. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1851

Communion

Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the Communion. When the basket was passed around she... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1638

Quote #1323

"The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it."- Richard Bach read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1670

One-liner #0874

"You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there‘s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2308

Stolen Office

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down… You have my Word." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4485

Hymns For The Aging

*Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My Soul (but my back hurts) Nobody Knows the Trouble I have Seeing Amazing Grace (Considering My Age) Just a read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1057

Cybersalt News - October 15, 2012

Did you see my world record skydive from 23 miles up on Saturday?  Of course not!  Everybody is covering Felix Baumgartner's jump on Sunday from 24 miles.  Rodney Dangerfielded aga... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
6250

Dog Well Trained

Yeah, we get it:  he's well trained. ... read more..