Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3087 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

24 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

3312

1 800 Heaven

A lot of people have tried to come up with gimmicks and programs to get God's attention.This Bible Cartoon about a prayer hotline reminds us that even angels could not come up with a better access to ... read more..

24 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1554

Demons Tremble

This Bible cartoon reminds us that even though the horror movie industry always shows people terrified of demons, demons fear God even more. James 2:19 says that demons believe in one God and tre... read more..

21 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1164

Count The Cost

Count the cost of following Jesus before committing to Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121021.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121021.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

19 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1053

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2012

There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today. The first one is a new entry in my CybersaltShaker blog. You'll find "Good-Bye Bang" at:www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-shaker/good-bye-b... read more..

19 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3543

Elephant In A Hole

There's an elephant in my hole, dear Liza, dear Liza. There's an elephant in my hole, dear Liza an elephant! ... read more..

19 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1762

Tradition

The church I serve has a summer ministry at a chapel. At our first service last summer, the chairman of the board of deacons met me at the door with the information that there were no offering plates ... read more..

19 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1556

Quote #1324

‎"Busyness in the Kingdom does not make up for neglect of the King."... read more..

19 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2648

Gnu Salesman

"I've got good gnus and I've got bad gnus", said the gnu salesman. read more..

19 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1751

One-liner #0875

"Silence is golden unless you have a toddler - then, silence is just suspicious." read more..

19 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3701

2 min read

Checking In

Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism rather than real friendship or... read more..

19 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

21304

5 min read

Good-Bye Bang

Many of you will remember the story of “Bang” - a peach fronted conure that hit one of the windows of Cybersalt World Headquarters in June of 2011 and subsequently became part of our “flock” after we ... read more..

17 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2752

A Taller iPhone

The iPhone 5 is taller - did you now that? ... read more..

17 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1023

Cybersalt News - October 17, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Marine Unit Emergency" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/marine-unit-emergency Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

17 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5866

Marine Unit Emergency

Emergency at the boat launch! Send the marine unit! Oh, . . . . never mind. ... read more..

17 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1978

Communion

Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the Communion. When the basket was passed around she... read more..

17 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1745

Quote #1323

"The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it."- Richard Bach read more..

17 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1820

One-liner #0874

"You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there‘s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail." read more..

17 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2429

Stolen Office

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down… You have my Word." read more..

17 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4658

Hymns For The Aging

*Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My Soul (but my back hurts) Nobody Knows the Trouble I have Seeing Amazing Grace (Considering My Age) Just a read more..

15 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1057

Cybersalt News - October 15, 2012

Did you see my world record skydive from 23 miles up on Saturday? Of course not! Everybody is covering Felix Baumgartner's jump on Sunday from 24 miles. Rodney Dangerfielded aga... read more..

15 Oct

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

6440

Dog Well Trained

Yeah, we get it: he's well trained. ... read more..

15 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1805

Caught in the Act

Catching her in the act, I confronted our 3-year-old granddaughter, "Are you eating your little sister's grapes?" I demanded. "No," she innocently replied, "I'm helping her share." ... read more..

15 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5500

Donut Thinking

You're thinking donuts. I'm thinking donuts. We must be éclairvoyant. read more..

15 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1627

One-liner #0873

"I love to give homemade gifts - which one of my kids do you want?" read more..

15 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

4589

Quote #1322

"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses."- Abraham Lincoln read more..

14 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1067

Giving and Receiving

We often receive what we give. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121014.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121014.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

11 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1392

Cybersalt News - October 11, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today - a funny picture and and FunBlog entry. You will find "iParenting 5" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/iparenting-5 ... read more..

11 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4379

iParenting 5

Malak recently upgraded to iParenting 5. ... read more..

11 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2063

Optimism

As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I a... read more..

11 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1729

Quote #1321

"In the New Testament church it says they were all amazed - And now in our churches everybody wants to be amused." - Leonard Ravenhill read more..

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