Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3087 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

11 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2690

Red Lights

I hate red lights at intersections: They make me cross.... read more..

11 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1713

One-liner #0872

Dear Star Wars: All galaxies are far, far away - could you be more specific?... read more..

11 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3413

Do you know the song "Yesterday"? Then sing along to this computer version. Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, The... read more..

10 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1364

Cybersalt News - October 10, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. OK, the picture isn't funny, but I think the caption is! (Thanks to Joy P-P for the idea). You will find, "There Was A Spider" at:www.cy... read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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There Was A Spider

Deacon James may have overreacted when he saw the spider, but he was pretty sure it was gone now. ... read more..

10 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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1 min read

Guidance

Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if one stops the car, or is walking by, one will notice something quite amazin... read more..

10 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1320

"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad."- Theodore Roosevelt read more..

10 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2414

Cartoonist News Flash

Newsflash: Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.... read more..

10 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1688

One-liner #0871

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes." read more..

10 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3533

More Bumper Stickers

* FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software. * I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone. * I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was, "Always". * What is a f read more..

09 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3041

Twenty-Two Acts of Random Kindness

This video reminds us it's not that hard to make people's days happier. ... read more..

09 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1436

Cybersalt News - October 9, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Bike Lock Sandals" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bike-lock-sandals Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

09 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Bike Lock Sandals

Randy's heart wasn't in theft prevention - but his soles were. ... read more..

09 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Details

A man walked into a very expensive bakery shop where they specialized in making cakes to order. "I'd like you to bake me a cake in the shape of the letter "S," he said. "Can you do that?" "Why certa... read more..

09 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2018

Pastor's Kids In Church

The minister of a well-attended, strong, and enthusiastic church often showed himself ready and able to deal with any situation that might come up. One Sunday, just as the minister was reaching the c... read more..

09 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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5 min read

Dead Men Read No Mail

My father died on Jan 02, 1995. He left no forwarding address. Therefore, it fell to me to collect his mail. I didn't expect much really, since my sisters and I had been careful to notify his bank, i... read more..

09 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1587

Quote #1319

"The quality of faith a person has is irrelevant, it is the object that that faith is placed in that is significant." read more..

09 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4514

Off To Home Depot

"Well, I'm off to Home Depot - need to buy a couple of large pails for some outside chores, a medium pail for some inside washing, and maybe a small pail for taking to the beach. And there you have it read more..

09 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0870

"The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own." read more..

09 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3691

Workin' on the Railroad

Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. At his interview, the inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track? Benny read more..

08 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1368

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2012

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to everyone in the great white north! There is a new funny cat picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Cat Laxatives" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictur... read more..

08 Oct

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

6454

Cat Laxatives

That's when little Tiger found the laxatives. ... read more..

08 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2222

Answered Prayer

During the minister's prayer, one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, "Gary, whatever made y... read more..

08 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1318

"In the day-to-day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshipping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship. And an read more..

08 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4137

Toothaches

"A toothache is a pain that drives you to extraction." read more..

08 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0869

"The worst part about sharing a name with someone famous: you're always telling people, no, I'm not THAT Batman." read more..

08 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3791

Pierced Ears

The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a ... read more..

07 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Good Gift!

Giving thanks is saying "Good gift!" to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

07 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Laws of Computing

*Laws of Computing* * When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. * When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. * The read more..

07 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1361

Cybersalt News - October 7, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a Rev. James Snyder article featured on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Early To Bed, Early To Rise, Makes A Man Want To Cry" at:www.cybersalt.org En... read more..

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