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2012

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One-liner #0869
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1644

One-liner #0869

"The worst part about sharing a name with someone famous: you're always telling people, no, I'm not THAT Batman." read more..
Pierced Ears
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3687

Pierced Ears

The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a ... read more..
Good Gift!
Sermons
Pastor Tim
997

Good Gift!

Giving thanks is saying "Good gift!" to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..
Laws of Computing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3498

Laws of Computing

*Laws of Computing* * When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. * When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. * The read more..
Cybersalt News - October 7, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1267

Cybersalt News - October 7, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a Rev. James Snyder article featured on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Early To Bed, Early To Rise, Makes A Man Want To Cry" at:www.cybersalt.org En... read more..
Heavenly Marriage
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3404

Heavenly Marriage

On their way to get married, a young couple was involved in a fatal car accident.  The two found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. Wh... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 6, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1312

Cybersalt News - October 6, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Hygiene Date Help" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/hygiene-date-help There is also a new FunBlog entry on the site as ... read more..
Hygiene Date Help
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12406

Hygiene Date Help

Chad was a bit blurry on how hygiene could help land him a date. ... read more..
Complaining
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2449

Complaining

A passenger train was creeping along painfully slowly when finally it creaked to a complete halt. One passenger saw a conductor walking by outside and yelled, "What's going on?" "Cow on the tra... read more..
Quote #1317
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1436

Quote #1317

“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.” - Rene Descartes... read more..
Cats Are Resting
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2666

Cats Are Resting

Cats everywhere resting securely now that Curiosity is far away on Mars.... read more..
One-liner #0868
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1700

One-liner #0868

The Swiss Army could totally dismantle the Swedish Army if they just added an Allen wrench to their knives.... read more..
I'll Testify To That
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3453

I'll Testify To That

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon... read more..
Toy Train In Space
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3014

Toy Train In Space

Here's a fun video of a great father and son experience of sending a toy train into space.  ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 5, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1277

Cybersalt News - October 5, 2012

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Jed Clampett 2" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/jed-clampett-2 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Quote #1316
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1513

Quote #1316

‎"Friendship grows out of the vulnerability of allowing another person to see who you really are beneath the polite exterior." - Tim Challies... read more..
Origami Society
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2864

Origami Society

"I am sad to announce that the Origami Society has folded." read more..
One-liner #0867
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1601

One-liner #0867

"Autocorrect: It can be your worst enema." read more..
Marriage Wakeup
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3631

Marriage Wakeup

As Barb was getting to know David and his family, she was very impressed by how much his parents loved each other. "They're so thoughtful," Barb said. "Why, your dad even brings your mom a cup of hot... read more..
Jed Clampett 2
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
14838

Jed Clampett 2

The first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 4, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1312

Cybersalt News - October 4, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny elephant picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-elephant-pictures/e... read more..
Elephant Slide 2
Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
7720

Elephant Slide 2

Always look on the bright side of life. ... read more..
I'll be happy when . . .
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2320

I'll be happy when . . .

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After th... read more..
Quote #1315
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1523

Quote #1315

"There is a ditch is on either side of the path of life. Basically, legalism is on one side and lawlessness on the other. The path of life is between these extremes. Many Christians spend their lives read more..
Dentist vs. Manicurist
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2507

Dentist vs. Manicurist

What an afternoon! I was out shopping when a fight broke out between a dentist and a manicurist. You should've seen the two of 'em, going after each other tooth and nail. - David Manzi... read more..
One-liner #0866
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1569

One-liner #0866

"I'm excited about the insomnia convention in 2 weeks time: Only 0 sleeps to go!" read more..
Headlines from 2050
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5277

Headlines from 2050

*Headlines from 2050* Florida to Be Re-admitted to Union Plague of Spotted Owls Threaten Crops, Livestock Texas Executes Last Remaining Citizen Baltimore Rams Defeat St. Louis Ravens Upcoming NFL read more..
12rocks
Backpew
Jeff Larson
1103
30piecesofsilver
Backpew
Jeff Larson
1170
arkairfreshners
Backpew
Jeff Larson
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