Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3093 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Backpew
Jeff Larson
1083

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1170

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1164

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1134

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1507

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1225

Ten Commandments
Pastor Tim
1459

Don't Not Rest

The fourth commandment reveals that God intends for us to have a day of rest in our week. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120930.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120930.mp3{/a... read more..

Ten Commandments
Pastor Tim
1456

Don't Misuse God's Name

The third commandment reveals God's desire that we not misuse His Name. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120923.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120923.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Ten Commandments
Pastor Tim
1510

Don't Make Idols

The second commandment reveals God's desire that we not make idols for our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120916.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120916.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1183

Cybersalt News - September 14, 2012

It has been a super long time since I wrote a devotional and put it on the Cybersalt site, but yesterday I ended the drought.  You'll find, "Ready for a change?" at:www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-sh... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4595

Mild Mannered Visitor

Sunday's visitor seemed very mild mannered. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2071

Boneless Chicken

The food in China can be a challenge for newcomers. One example is that chicken is often served "cleaver style," leaving the meat and bones chopped up together, making it difficult to eat. Years ago,... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2276

Unrelated to Elephants

"Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1624

One-liner #0865

"My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6144

Pygmy Hunter

A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: "Did you kill that?" The pigmy said, "Yes." The hunter asked, "How could a little b... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1560

Quote #1314

"Jesus walking on the earth is more important than man walking on the moon."- Jim Irwin, Apollo astronaut and moon-walker read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
5474

Ready For A Change?

A year ago today I was watching the evening news when my phone rang.  I paused my PVR, took the call, and then turned back to the TV where I was greeted by this question on the frozen screen, "Ar... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1186

Cybersalt News - September 13, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  Sometimes it's easy to tell your mom has had enough:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/mom-kitchen-message En... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
32687

Mom Kitchen Message

Yeah, mom has had enough. (This link shows mom watching you.) ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1440

Quote #1313

"Therefore let men withdraw themselves from errors; and laying aside corrupt superstitions, let them acknowledge their Father and Lord, whose excellence cannot be estimated, nor His greatness perceive read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3026

Fried Foods

I decided to lay off the fried foods . . . so if anybody has work for them, I'm sure they'd appreciate it.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1702

One-liner #0864

"Ask me about my narcissism!" read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4178

Why Teachers Go Gray

These are reported to be actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area: Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: How is dew formed?A:... read more..

Ten Commandments
Pastor Tim
1275

Have No Other Gods

The first commandment reveals God's desire that we have no other Gods beside Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120909.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120909.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1263

Cybersalt News - September 7, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Swiss Army Nails" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/swiss-army-nails Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8512

Swiss Army Nails

This was bound to happen once they let women serve in the Swiss Army.  ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1940

Sacrifice

A farmer runs into the pastor of his church after missing the morning service. "I'm sorry I missed you this morning", the pastor said. "Well, Reverend", the farmer replied,"I had some hay to put up. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1609

Quote #1312

"It is the mark of a hypocrite to be a Christian everywhere but at home."- Robert Murray McSheyne read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4404

Crushing Cans

I used to work in a plant crushing pop cans: It was soda pressing.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1733

One-liner #0863

"A recent survey found that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population." read more..