Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3087 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

30 Sep

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1350

Don't Not Rest

The fourth commandment reveals that God intends for us to have a day of rest in our week. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120930.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120930.mp3{/a... read more..

23 Sep

Ten Commandments

Pastor Tim

1547

Don't Misuse God's Name

The third commandment reveals God's desire that we not misuse His Name. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120923.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120923.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

16 Sep

Ten Commandments

Pastor Tim

1599

Don't Make Idols

The second commandment reveals God's desire that we not make idols for our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120916.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120916.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

14 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1275

Cybersalt News - September 14, 2012

It has been a super long time since I wrote a devotional and put it on the Cybersalt site, but yesterday I ended the drought. You'll find, "Ready for a change?" at:www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-sh... read more..

13 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4709

Mild Mannered Visitor

Sunday's visitor seemed very mild mannered. ... read more..

13 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2182

Boneless Chicken

The food in China can be a challenge for newcomers. One example is that chicken is often served "cleaver style," leaving the meat and bones chopped up together, making it difficult to eat. Years ago,... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2366

Unrelated to Elephants

"Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant." read more..

13 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1726

One-liner #0865

"My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper." read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6324

Pygmy Hunter

A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: "Did you kill that?" The pigmy said, "Yes." The hunter asked, "How could a little b... read more..

13 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1651

Quote #1314

"Jesus walking on the earth is more important than man walking on the moon."- Jim Irwin, Apollo astronaut and moon-walker read more..

13 Sep

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

5649

Ready For A Change?

A year ago today I was watching the evening news when my phone rang. I paused my PVR, took the call, and then turned back to the TV where I was greeted by this question on the frozen screen, "Ar... read more..

13 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1268

Cybersalt News - September 13, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Sometimes it's easy to tell your mom has had enough:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/mom-kitchen-message En... read more..

13 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

32813

Mom Kitchen Message

Yeah, mom has had enough. (This link shows mom watching you.) ... read more..

13 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1523

Quote #1313

"Therefore let men withdraw themselves from errors; and laying aside corrupt superstitions, let them acknowledge their Father and Lord, whose excellence cannot be estimated, nor His greatness perceive read more..

13 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3123

Fried Foods

I decided to lay off the fried foods . . . so if anybody has work for them, I'm sure they'd appreciate it.... read more..

13 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1795

One-liner #0864

"Ask me about my narcissism!" read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4294

2 min read

Why Teachers Go Gray

These are reported to be actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area: Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: How is dew formed?A:... read more..

09 Sep

Ten Commandments

Pastor Tim

1355

Have No Other Gods

The first commandment reveals God's desire that we have no other Gods beside Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120909.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120909.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

07 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1362

Cybersalt News - September 7, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Swiss Army Nails" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/swiss-army-nails Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

07 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8635

Swiss Army Nails

This was bound to happen once they let women serve in the Swiss Army. ... read more..

07 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2027

Sacrifice

A farmer runs into the pastor of his church after missing the morning service. "I'm sorry I missed you this morning", the pastor said. "Well, Reverend", the farmer replied,"I had some hay to put up. ... read more..

07 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1689

Quote #1312

"It is the mark of a hypocrite to be a Christian everywhere but at home."- Robert Murray McSheyne read more..

07 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4494

Crushing Cans

I used to work in a plant crushing pop cans: It was soda pressing.... read more..

07 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1824

One-liner #0863

"A recent survey found that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population." read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4419

Vacuum Manure

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of m... read more..

06 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1440

Cybersalt News - September 6, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, the color formatting of the mailings is still wonky. Perhaps playing a game woudl distract you from this while I cut the news short in order to solve the problem... read more..

06 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1983

Quote #1311

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan read more..