2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #2580

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4307

Vacuum Manure

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of m... read more..

06 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 6, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, the color formatting of the mailings is still wonky. Perhaps playing a game woudl distract you from this while I cut the news short in order to solve the problem... read more..

06 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1311

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan read more..

06 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5371

Eating Disorders

"Eating Disorders: I scheme, you scheme, we all scheme for ice cream." read more..

06 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1734

One-liner #0862

"Retail Therapy should be covered by health insurance." read more..

06 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1735

Prayer Motivation

As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed a... read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7575

Sharing

Uncle Sid and Aunt Sadie are in their eighties and have been married for more than sixty years. They have farmed all their life and live a very simple life. Their white frame house is not ... read more..

05 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2872

More Notes Found On Hospital Charts

She is numb from her toes down.While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home. {This probably was not far from the truth!! Those gowns are probably put under the classification of 'x... read more..

05 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 5, 2012

Happy September everyone and happy 24th birthday to my daughter, Alyssa. September is that time of the year when so many go back to school. Some parents, however, are a little too eager to... read more..

05 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1753

Quote #1310

"Happiness held is the seed; happiness shared is the flower." - John Harrigan read more..

05 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3033

Radio Shack Giveaway

For those interested Radio Shack is giving away dead batteries today free of charge. - David Manzi... read more..

05 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1768

One-liner #0861

Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon and follow them up with, "Ah I guess you had to be there."... read more..

05 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4073

Back To School

After raising 4 kids, and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the degree I had started, but never finished. And so, on my first day of college, eager with anticipation, and more... read more..

02 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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One God: Old and New

There is no difference between God in the Old Testament and in the New. He is the same in both. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120902.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm201... read more..

26 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

970

Spiritual Life is Not a Commodity

Many people view spiritual things as opportunities to make money. However, Christianity is not a commodity to be merchandised for consumption. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120826.... read more..

19 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

969

A Life of Dignity and Honour

The quality of this audio recording is not very good. We've tried our best to improve it and if you turn your volume way up you can listen if you are really interested in its point. As we live ... read more..

12 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1008

Rules are Revelations

Knowing that He is good and can be trusted, God's character and quality are revealed strongly in the rules He gives in Exodus 23:19. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120812.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

07 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1450

Cybersalt News - August 7, 2012

For those of you who have been wondering if you have been missing mailings, I can confirm for you that you probably haven't. The last 3 dates that issues have gone out are June 15, July 20, and ... read more..

06 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3430

Hearing Aid

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4,000, but it's state of the art.""Really?" answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?""Twelve-thirty."... read more..

*Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer*

06 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer

*Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer* 1. Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win. 2. read more..

06 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Marriage Vows

Ken and Marjorie finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library. "You know," said Marjorie, "today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don't use the word 'obey' anymo... read more..

06 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1483

Quote #1309

"We accept the love we think we deserve." read more..

06 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2653

Tennis Players

Love means nothing to tennis players.... read more..

06 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1793

One-liner #0860

"I used to be a people person but people ruined that for me." read more..

06 Aug

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

8206

Deaf Cat Sign

He's not deaf - he's ignoring you. ... read more..

06 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7228

Curiosity on Mars

Nasa's rover, Curiosity, has begun to send back pictures from Mars. Here is the first one. (They also found this on Mars) ... read more..

04 Aug

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

11533

Cat Olympics

Just imagine how smug and disinterested cats would be when receiving their medals. ... read more..

26 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - July 26, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Cybersalt news is really big. Mrs. Cybersalt and I are going to be grandparents; our eldest daughter and husband are expecting in February! We've known ... read more..

26 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3300

Pastoral Punch

Discovering too late that a watermelon fruit punch spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local Baptist ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the cler... read more..

26 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Tips For Student Pilots

Tips for student pilots. 1. Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. 3. Flying isn't dan... read more..