2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #2610

26 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2045

Children in Restaurants

The waitress comes over and recognizes the family seated at the table -- Mr. and Mrs. Smith and their little son, Jonathan. She says, "Jonathan, what would you like?" He says, "I'll have a grilled ch... read more..

26 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2284

Small Groups

Small Groups: Waiting for the ambience to take me to the hospitable.... read more..

26 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1706

Quote #1308

"A friend is a gift you give yourself."- Robert Louis Stevenson read more..

26 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1813

One-liner #0859

Be An Optimist: No sense being pessimistic...it won't work anyway.... read more..

20 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1769

Cybersalt News - July 20, 2012

Pastor Tim slinks quietly back into your inbox . . . . I thought I better send out a mailing since so many have been e-mailing me and wondering if I am OK or occupied with performing community servic... read more..

20 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3412

2030 Headlines

Fidel Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & li read more..

20 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4102

Shoe Cover-Up

One day a man drove his secretary home after she fell quite ill at work. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily. Later, that... read more..

20 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2535

Obituary - Someone Else

"Obituary - Someone Else" Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. read more..

20 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1614

Quote #1307

‎"I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is." - Albert Camus... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2485

Perching Parrots

Two Parrots are on a perch. One says: "Can you smell fish?"... read more..

20 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1796

One-liner #0858

Anyone who says an onion is the only vegetable that will make you cry has never been hit in the face with a pumpkin.... read more..

One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

19 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2869

One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

How many guys does it take to play a grand piano? It takes 5 of the Piano Guys. I don't think piano lessons teach this. ... read more..

16 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2737

The Fourth Man

The quality of this video is not the best, but the laughs are still great. ... read more..

15 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

2349

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2012

01 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1230

A Nation's Struggle

Israel's struggles as an infant nation remind us that God can do great things through people who trust Him and that His blessing cannot be brought about without Him. Listen Online: {au... read more..

24 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1227

Do Good Works

This message recording begins with the audio of a video that was shown in recognition of International Widows Day. If you wish, you can watch the video here and skip forward to position 7:55 and ... read more..

17 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1281

Emotionally Responsive Relationships

Isaac is an example to all of us for the need to be emotionally responsive in our relationships with each of our children - and everyone else for that matter. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/s... read more..

16 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3232

It's Not My Father's World Anymore

Celebrating another Father's Day without my father I cannot help thinking how much has changed since he died. If he were to return today, he would find things quite different. In all reality, this is... read more..