Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3087 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

14 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2865

Good Eye

"Good Eye Might" is impossible to say that without sounding like a friendly Australian. read more..

14 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4249

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy says, "Th... read more..

14 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1979

One-liner #0857

"Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos." read more..

14 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1579

Cybersalt News - June 14, 2012

There is a new entry in the Funblog today. I think you'll be amazed as some kittens perform an interpretive dance depicting the common man's struggle to get ahead in today's economy.www.cybersalt... read more..

14 Jun

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7156

Tan Your Hide

Barb and Mary were having a tough time getting clients for their new daycare. ... read more..

14 Jun

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3634

Kittens On A Slide Treadmill

Be amazed as these kittens perform an interpretive dance depicting the common man's struggle to get ahead in today's economy. ... read more..

14 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2107

Persistence

A South African woman who thought her electricity bills were high didn't realize her meter was connected to all of her neighborhood street lights for 35 years. Minnie Swan complained for years about t... read more..

14 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5366

Ahh . . . Friendship

A man, fond of practical jokes, decided late one night to send his friend a collect telegram which read: "I am perfectly well." A week later, the joker received a heavy parcel...collect...on which he... read more..

14 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1921

One-liner #0856

"Diets are hard - today I had cupcakes without sprinkles." read more..

14 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2418

More Rooms

The office could use some more rooms, but that's a whole other storey.... read more..

14 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1666

Quote #1305

"Failure is success if we learn from it."- Malcom Forbes read more..

12 Jun

Working On Your Site

Pastor Tim

1956

Using Joomla's Media Manager

Joomla comes with a built in media manager that's pretty basic but effective for uploading and organizing the media you use in your articles. ... read more..

Changing The CSS of Your RocketTheme Template

12 Jun

Working On Your Site

Pastor Tim

1847

Changing The CSS of Your RocketTheme Template

Some of our clients ask us to get their site installed and going so they can continue to design it themselves. This tutorial demonstrates to such clients how they can edit the template CSS when the c... read more..

Living For God In A Sexually Charged Culture

10 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1386

Living For God In A Sexually Charged Culture

Lot and his family, in and after Sodom and Gomorrah, teach us a number of lessons about how to live for God in the midst of a sexually charged culture. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm201206... read more..

10 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1535

Cybersalt News - June 10, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. Yes, I'm still alive and keeping my nostrils mostly above the work waters! I've just caught up on updating the sermon recordings on the Westside Bible Church web site... read more..

09 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2019

Cost Of Farming

A farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. He is asked what he is going to do with all the money. "Oh, I guess the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bills" "And wha... read more..

09 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1591

One-liner #0855

"Cigarettes are pretty much like cats: perfectly harmless unless you put one in your mouth and try to set fire to it." read more..

09 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3886

Battling Salons

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place. They put up a big bold sign which read:"WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" Not to be outdo... read more..

09 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3295

Communism Class

"I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx." read more..

09 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1865

Quote #1304

‎"A test of a people is how it behaves toward the old. It is easy to love children. Even tyrants and dictators make a point of being fond of children. But the affection and care for the old, the incur... read more..

27 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1334

Living As A Grief Trap

Live in a way that doesn't cause the Holy Spirit grief. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120527.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120527.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

24 May

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1862

Moving.....

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisHello Readers!There is a new post up today, but you won't find it here! That is because my blog has moved. So check it out and please update your bookmarks/feedburner/blo... read more..

23 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1694

Cybersalt News - May 23, 2012

Please note that if you are visually impaired and use software to help you read e-mails, the Cybersalt Digest is available in text only format. If this would work better for you, please reply to... read more..

Ugly is In the Crossed Eyes of the Beholder

22 May

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3839

Ugly is In the Crossed Eyes of the Beholder

Society loves the beautiful, but what if everbody was only looking at the spot inbetween? ... read more..

22 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1899

Quote #1303

“There are no more committed people on the planet than surfers. We fall down a lot. We turn around, paddle back out, and do it over and over again. Unlike anything else in life, the stoke of surfing i... read more..

22 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3135

Termite Question

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"... read more..

22 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1914

One-liner #0854

"I don't date women my own age, there are no women my own age."- George Burns read more..

22 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4288

Lunch On The Bank

A pastor and two of his deacons are out on the river fishing in their rowboat. Twelve o'clock rolls around, and one of the deacons notices a nice spot on the bank to have lunch. He turns to the others... read more..

22 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3065

3 min read

Choosing A Successor

A successful businessman knew it was time to choose a successor to lead his business. Instead of appointing one of his directors, or one of his children, he decided to call the company's young executi... read more..

22 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1912

Cybersalt News - May 22, 2012

A Cybersaltine was at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday and while we talked she was surprised to learn that there are games to play on the Cybersalt site. Did you know that? You can f... read more..

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