2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #2640

15 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2693

First Dads

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast bal... read more..

15 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3376

Dads

KID: "Mom, doesn't God give us our daily bread?"MOM: "Yes, dear."KID: "And Santa brings us our toys at Christmas?"MOM: "Yes, dear."KID: "And the stork brings babies?"MOM:... read more..

15 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - June 15, 2012

A heartfelt Cybersalt shout-out goes to subscriber Stephen P. for noting that yesterday's Chicken Thursday was not observed accordingly. It is always comforting to be reminded that I am not the ... read more..

15 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9063

Father's Day Revenge

This father's day, get even for the kitchen appliance your husband gave you for mother's day. read more..

14 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1666

Quote #1306

"There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last."- Robert Louis Stevenson read more..

14 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2765

Good Eye

"Good Eye Might" is impossible to say that without sounding like a friendly Australian. read more..

14 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4122

Dad's Pay Check

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy says, "Th... read more..

14 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1870

One-liner #0857

"Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos." read more..

14 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - June 14, 2012

There is a new entry in the Funblog today. I think you'll be amazed as some kittens perform an interpretive dance depicting the common man's struggle to get ahead in today's economy.www.cybersalt... read more..

14 Jun

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7042

Tan Your Hide

Barb and Mary were having a tough time getting clients for their new daycare. ... read more..

14 Jun

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3507

Kittens On A Slide Treadmill

Be amazed as these kittens perform an interpretive dance depicting the common man's struggle to get ahead in today's economy. ... read more..

14 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2003

Persistence

A South African woman who thought her electricity bills were high didn't realize her meter was connected to all of her neighborhood street lights for 35 years. Minnie Swan complained for years about t... read more..

14 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5230

Ahh . . . Friendship

A man, fond of practical jokes, decided late one night to send his friend a collect telegram which read: "I am perfectly well." A week later, the joker received a heavy parcel...collect...on which he... read more..

14 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1822

One-liner #0856

"Diets are hard - today I had cupcakes without sprinkles." read more..

14 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2328

More Rooms

The office could use some more rooms, but that's a whole other storey.... read more..

14 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1581

Quote #1305

"Failure is success if we learn from it."- Malcom Forbes read more..

12 Jun

Working On Your Site

Pastor Tim

1853

Using Joomla's Media Manager

Joomla comes with a built in media manager that's pretty basic but effective for uploading and organizing the media you use in your articles. ... read more..

Changing The CSS of Your RocketTheme Template

12 Jun

Working On Your Site

Pastor Tim

1745

Changing The CSS of Your RocketTheme Template

Some of our clients ask us to get their site installed and going so they can continue to design it themselves. This tutorial demonstrates to such clients how they can edit the template CSS when the c... read more..

Living For God In A Sexually Charged Culture

10 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Living For God In A Sexually Charged Culture

Lot and his family, in and after Sodom and Gomorrah, teach us a number of lessons about how to live for God in the midst of a sexually charged culture. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm201206... read more..

10 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1439

Cybersalt News - June 10, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. Yes, I'm still alive and keeping my nostrils mostly above the work waters! I've just caught up on updating the sermon recordings on the Westside Bible Church web site... read more..

09 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1908

Cost Of Farming

A farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. He is asked what he is going to do with all the money. "Oh, I guess the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bills" "And wha... read more..

09 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1493

One-liner #0855

"Cigarettes are pretty much like cats: perfectly harmless unless you put one in your mouth and try to set fire to it." read more..

09 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3767

Battling Salons

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place. They put up a big bold sign which read:"WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" Not to be outdo... read more..

09 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3196

Communism Class

"I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx." read more..

09 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1776

Quote #1304

‎"A test of a people is how it behaves toward the old. It is easy to love children. Even tyrants and dictators make a point of being fond of children. But the affection and care for the old, the incur... read more..

27 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1245

Living As A Grief Trap

Live in a way that doesn't cause the Holy Spirit grief. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120527.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120527.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

24 May

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

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Moving.....

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisHello Readers!There is a new post up today, but you won't find it here! That is because my blog has moved. So check it out and please update your bookmarks/feedburner/blo... read more..

23 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1571

Cybersalt News - May 23, 2012

Please note that if you are visually impaired and use software to help you read e-mails, the Cybersalt Digest is available in text only format. If this would work better for you, please reply to... read more..

Ugly is In the Crossed Eyes of the Beholder

22 May

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Ugly is In the Crossed Eyes of the Beholder

Society loves the beautiful, but what if everbody was only looking at the spot inbetween? ... read more..

22 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1800

Quote #1303

“There are no more committed people on the planet than surfers. We fall down a lot. We turn around, paddle back out, and do it over and over again. Unlike anything else in life, the stoke of surfing i... read more..