2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #2670

22 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3035

Termite Question

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"... read more..

22 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1813

One-liner #0854

"I don't date women my own age, there are no women my own age."- George Burns read more..

22 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4172

A pastor and two of his deacons are out on the river fishing in their rowboat. Twelve o'clock rolls around, and one of the deacons notices a nice spot on the bank to have lunch. He turns to the others... read more..

22 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2929

Choosing A Successor

A successful businessman knew it was time to choose a successor to lead his business. Instead of appointing one of his directors, or one of his children, he decided to call the company's young executi... read more..

22 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1790

Cybersalt News - May 22, 2012

A Cybersaltine was at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday and while we talked she was surprised to learn that there are games to play on the Cybersalt site. Did you know that? You can f... read more..

21 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4909

You are a lousy cook if.…

You are a lousy cook if.... Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren. Anyone has ever broken a tooth eating your homemade yoghurt. Your kids know what "peas p... read more..

21 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2426

Quote #1302

"God wants full custody, not just weekend visits." read more..

21 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2869

Dear Math

Dear Math, Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either.... read more..

21 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1773

One-liner #0853

"They don't pay taxes, they barely speak English and they want our jobs - something must be done about children." read more..

21 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2293

Tell Them Now

If with pleasure you are viewingAny work a man is doing,If you like him or you love him tell him now.Don't withhold your approbationTill the parson makes orationAnd he lies with snowy lilies on his br... read more..

21 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1519

Cybersalt News - May 21, 2012

Yesterday's partial solar eclipse was pretty much a non-event at Cybersalt World Headquarters due to cloud cover. Around the peak time of the eclipse I did notice that the clouds were dimmer tha... read more..

20 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1996

No Leisure To Look Up

King Henry IV of France once asked the Duke of Alva if he had observed the great eclipse of the sun that had recently occurred. "No," said the duke, "I have so much to do on the earth that I have no ... read more..

20 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2478

English Barber

What does an English barber do for a living? Eclipse.... read more..

20 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1835

One-liner #0852

"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the cou read more..

20 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1848

Quote #1301

"Even the Sun appeared hideous, so that scarcely a third part of it gave light, I believe on account of such deeds of wickedness and the shedding of innocent blood."- Gregorius Turonensis (referr read more..

20 May

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1564

Summer Begins

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisThis week has been filled with fun and exciting, non-blogging activities! We've been eating well, playing board games, going on adventures downtown and soaking up sun. Also, Es... read more..

How To Snatch Failure From the Jaws of Victory

20 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1590

How To Snatch Failure From the Jaws of Victory

Times of victory bring opportunities for failure. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120520.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120520.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

20 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1540

Cybersalt News - May 20, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "My Mother Was Wrong About Spinach" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/my-mother-wa... read more..

20 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3675

My Mother Was Wrong About Spinach

One of the great joys of getting older, and there is at least one joy involved in this grueling process, is discovering that you were right all the time. I try not to boast here because, well, tha read more..

19 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5115

Arizona Rain

A visitor once asked, "Does it ever rain in Arizona?" A rancher quickly answered, "Yes, it does. Do you remember in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?" The visitor replied, "Yes, I... read more..

19 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1511

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2012

I managed to sort out the error on the old site and can now resume moving over pages to the new Cybersalt Site. Today's update is "Lizard Kiss" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lizard-kiss E... read more..

18 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1940

Meet Your Neighbors

As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house r... read more..

18 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2506

Red Handled Tools

This weekend at a flea market, my husband found a nice 4-in-1 screwdriver for $1. He also found a good 1/4" driver. They both had red handles. Yesterday, he was on the roof working on the TV antenna ... read more..

18 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1735

One-liner #0851

"Lazy fact #126744368842085: you were too lazy to read that number." read more..

18 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4305

Missing Car Parts

A goober calls 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, t... read more..

18 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1713

Quote #1300

"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."- Theodore Roosevelt read more..

18 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1560

Cybersalt News - May 18, 2012

I was hoping to have a bunch of old Cybersalt pages moved over to the new site today, but I broke the old pages big time. "Find and replace" can be a great friend and timesaver but when it turns... read more..

17 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6826

Heredity Beard

Heredity - Not always a good thing. ... read more..

17 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

545

Marriage

Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby sitter when 6 year old Kyle said, "You can't sit in Daddy's seat!" "Daddy's not home," the baby sitter replied. "Since I'm responsible for you while h... read more..

17 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1544

Quote #1299

"Fault Finding is like window washing - all the dirt seems to be on the other side." read more..