2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #2700

17 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2701

Parties

What are the three great American parties? Democrat, Republican, and Tupperware.... read more..

17 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1610

One-liner #0850

"Is it just me or does the word skeptical look like it's spelled wrong?" read more..

17 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. "Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation... read more..

17 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1409

Cybersalt News - May 17, 2012

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! I am happy to announce a new feature on the Cybersalt Site! If there is one thing for the site that has been requested more than any other, it is to have a better sea... read more..

16 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1642

Quote #1298

"Tell me and I will forget. Show me and I may remember. Involve me and I will understand." read more..

16 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3317

Ford Air Conditioning

It was a sweltering August day when the Greenberg brothers entered the posh Dearborn, Michigan, offices of carmaker, Henry Ford. "Mr. Ford," announced Hyman Greenberg, the eldest of the three, we hav... read more..

16 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1631

One-liner #0849

"It used to be all fun and games."- Cyclops read more..

16 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4369

Marriage Counselling

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explai... read more..

15 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - May 15, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. I actually intended to share it for Mother's Day but forgot. You will find "Cat Mom Hugs Kitten" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/cat-mom-hugs-kitten... read more..

14 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Proud Mom

Mitchell, a kindergartener, practiced spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: "cat," "dog," "dad," and "mom" had been proudly displayed for all to see.One morning while getting ready for t... read more..

14 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1869

Disaster Encounter

"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know. He could only hope that somewhe read more..

14 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1584

Quote #1297

"Jealousy is counting someone else's blessings rather than your own." read more..

14 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1647

One-liner #0848

"Whoever said that nothing rhymes with orange clearly doesn't know the correct pronunciation of nothing." read more..

14 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2593

Alcohol and Calculus

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.... read more..

14 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5812

Owl Friend

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl finally called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even ... read more..

13 May

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

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Mother's Day 2012

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisI was really impressed with how my church handled Mother's Day this year - it's easy for the women in a congregation to be divided into mothers and non-mothers, but this can be... read more..

13 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - May 13, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day! It's been a while since I was able to send out the Cybersalt Digest, but I made the extra effort today so I could tell you all what a great mom I hav... read more..

12 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1788

Motherly Ways

Tammy and Sean had been living together for about 6 months. Sean's mother had always been suspicious of the two's relationship, even though her son insisted there was nothing going on. One day the mo... read more..

12 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1482

Quote #1296

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."- Mark Twain read more..

12 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1694

One-liner #0847

"Living with a toddler is like using a blender with no lid." read more..

12 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4100

What Mom's Really Want

Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want...* 10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any "floaties" (ie, backwash) 9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question w... read more..

11 May

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

3012

Bubble Shooter For Kay

Car

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisI didn't think anything much of the email from Matt that popped up on my screen at work today: the subject was Car, and I hoped that ours was still running. I was fairly sure I... read more..

11 May

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Cat Mom Hugs Kitten

Every nightmare needs a mom like this. ... read more..

08 May

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1485

Learning to Trust

I’m hoping this post will be part one of a series on Simple Spirituality. But I don’t have the other posts written yet, so that is a gamble. It would be so nice if it happens though! One step at a tim... read more..

06 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1474

Who Are You More Afraid Of?

Who are you so afraid of that you set God aside for? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120506.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120506.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

04 May

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

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May Goals

I've been thinking more and more lately that I should make some goals. It wouldn't be the first time I've dabbled in it, but I never have done much more than dabble for any length of time (I was lo... read more..

02 May

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1682

May Already

It's hard to believe that it's May already! I think it snuck up me this year because for the first time in 5 years, April was not a frenzy of term papers and final exams. I've had space to breathe, an... read more..

01 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Low Cost Home Security

Low Cost Home Security ... read more..

29 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1319

Working in Vain

Purposeful work that feels vain is better than work that feels worthwhile but turns out to be in vain. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120429.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20... read more..