Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3087 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

26 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1814

One-liner #0846

"Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface." read more..

26 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5044

Abe Lincoln's Age

A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."... read more..

26 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8686

Nunchucks

Good luck breaking this habit! ... read more..

26 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3313

Thumb Twiddling

The person who invented thumb twiddling didn't do it singlehandedly. ... read more..

26 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1787

Cybersalt News - April 26, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Kermit the frog sang it wasn't easy being green, but this frog seems to have no problem with it:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/s... read more..

25 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1872

Parenting, Worry, Teens

A father said to his teenage daughter, "I want you home by 11:00 tonight." "But Daddy," she protested, "I'm not a little girl anymore." "You're right." he answered. "Better make it 10:30!"... read more..

25 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1793

Quote #1294

"If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarassment." read more..

25 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1874

One-liner #0845

"Where I come from, the valleys are so narrow, dogs have to wag their tail up and down." - Sam Snead read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4494

Tea For Two

Little Johnny was left to fix lunch. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Johnny had already strained the tea. The two women then sipped their tea happily while having lunch. "W... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7807

Compliments

Fishing for Compliments: Standing in the kitchen next to the toaster with my glass raised. Nothing.... read more..

25 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3594

Sitting Frog

Kermit the frog may have sung "It's not easy being green," but this frog doesnt' seem to be having any problem with it. ... read more..

25 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1541

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. It's good news for those of you who have problems downloading YouTube videos.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/the-youtube-collection Enjoy the rest of today'... read more..

24 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3564

Eating and Drinking

(a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.(b) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Britis read more..

24 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3413

Quote #1293

"No one ever teaches well who wants to teach, or governs well who wants to govern."- Plato read more..

24 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1868

One-liner #0844

"Before they made him they broke the mold." read more..

24 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4643

Doing Nothing Today

I don't feel like doing anything today. I think I've got an enlarged procrastinate.... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4247

Boot Lesson

A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on. He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the... read more..

24 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3038

The YouTube Collection

Many people still have Internet access that is too slow to enjoy watching YouTube Videos. The YouTube Collection is a great solution for them. ... read more..

22 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2474

When God Says No To Healing

What's the solution when God answers "No" to our request for healing? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120422.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120422.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

22 Apr

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1842

2 min read

A Prayer

Inspired by Psalm 139:18b - I awake and I am still with you.I awake, and I am still with you, Still because you never left, your presence does not rest when I do, Still because your en... read more..

22 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1662

Cybersalt News - April 22, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. My message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site. You'll find "Proclaiming Truth" at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/proclaiming-truth Enj... read more..

21 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1989

Attending Church

After Sunday service a young couple talked to the pastor about joining the church. He hadn't met the husband before, so he asked what church he was transferring from. The husband looked down at his f... read more..

21 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1843

One-liner #0843

"If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?" read more..

21 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1732

Quote #1292

“There are three things in life that people like to stare at: a flowing stream, a crackling fire and a Zamboni clearing the ice.” - Charlie Brown... read more..

21 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

10839

Lactose Intolerance

"The most aggressive form of lactose intolerance is cow tipping." read more..

21 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1456

Cybersalt News - April 21, 2012

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Budget Burial" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/budget-burial Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.&nbsp... read more..

20 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3049

Switch Tower Pete

A guy named Pete gets a job as a switchman with the railroad, and undergoes weeks of training. The supervisor then takes him into the switch tower to test his readiness. The following exch... read more..

20 Apr

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

9589

Budget Burial

Nothing says "I didn't pay alot for this funeral" like a pink station wagon. ... read more..

20 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2334

Flirting, Faithfulness, Adultery

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the ... read more..

20 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1857

Quote #1291

‎"When it comes to your marriage, if the grass looks greener somewhere else, it's time to water your own yard!"- Craig Groeschel... read more..

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