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An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer. "As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.' If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the fra... read more..

"Fame due to the achievements of the mind never perishes.”- Propertius read more..

"Life is too short to remove usb safely." read more..

Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first said, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security sys... read more..

If you think my puns are bad... just wait 'til they're full groan.... read more..

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  I think you will enjoy "Escalator Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/escalator-dog Enjoy the rest of today's mailing  ... read more..

Escalators seem simple enough - but not for this cute dog! ... read more..

A forestry-service employee was recording the rainfall in his area. One drizzly day, his thoughts were apparently elsewhere as he typed "thirty three inches" instead of "thirty-three hundredths of an ... read more..

"Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes." - Antisthenes read more..

"Stop anthropomorphizing tools - they hate it." read more..

One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the thief were began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous fight. However, the ... read more..

World Coveting Championship: Looks likes this year's contest will come down to who wants it more.... read more..

Type O blood predisposes people to make more mistakes when they type.... read more..

This year I had such a rich experience of Lent and Easter, and it really caused me to reflect on how Christianity is a faith that has room for anguish, that suffering is neither foreign nor unexpected... read more..

People will never hear the truth about Jesus unless we tell and teach it to them. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120415.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120415.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

"Parallel lines have got so much in common... it's a shame they'll never meet." read more..

Minute Waltz: Not meant to be completed in a minute. Twenty-second Psalm... also not gonna happen.... read more..

Today's newest addition to the FunBlog is some amazing timelapse photography of the aurora borealis over Sweden.  I'm not sure why  You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/aurora-boreali... read more..

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I ... read more..

‎"Porn makes someone other than your spouse your standard of beauty." @PastorMark... read more..

"Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table. But when it came time to eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. ... read more..

Here's some amazing time lapse video of extreme auroras in the skies above Abisko National Park in Sweden. ... read more..

Bakery Bliss: It's nice to be kneaded.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Would you like to see an invisible Mercedes?  If so, come look in my driveway or watch the newest video in the FunBlog at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/invisible-m... read more..

If you want to see an invisible Mercedes you can come look in my driveway.  If that is too far to travel you can just watch this video. ... read more..

At a local church, the members take pride in the reverent behavior of the children during the sermons. Asked how they engendered this profound respect for the Almighty, one elder explained to me: "I... read more..

"Sliced bread: The best thing since ripped up bread." read more..

"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once." read more..

Pedantic kleptomaniacs take things literally.... read more..