2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #2820

10 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1567

One-liner #0835

"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think . . . in a deeper voice."- Bill Cosby read more..

10 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1581

Quote #1284

"We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."- Tom Robbins read more..

10 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3462

Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy

This video may seem to start out slow, but don't let that rob you of the fun that comes along! ... read more..

10 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - April 10, 2012

Life around Cybersalt Headquarters continues at a breakneck pace! Maisie's funeral was last week. For those who are interested, audio and video of her funeral is on the www.asleepinchrist.... read more..

09 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6444

Flat Screen TV

Some flat screens install easier than others. read more..

09 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2446

As They Get Old Pun - Part 2

As They Get Old . . . Old hackers never die, they just go to bits. Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips. Old hippies never die, they just smell that way. Old horticultu... read more..

09 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3492

Sick Days

It was the toughest experience of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Appendi... read more..

09 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1610

One-liner #0834

"The plan for the paperless office looked good . . . on paper." read more..

09 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1541

Quote #1283

"Contentment begins where comparison ends." read more..

08 Apr

Easter

Pastor Tim

1538

Christ Lives - So Should We!

In light of the resurrection of Jesus, we should live too! Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120408.mp3{/audio}... read more..

04 Apr

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1496

Spending Time

Recently, taking some quiet time to reflect on my goals and priorities helped me decide to try and sell my old textbooks. I always liked having them around just in case I needed to look something up, ... read more..

03 Apr

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1547

Reading Less to Do More

I read a lot of blogs. It's a pretty entertaining pastime, and it always gives me something interesting to think and talk about. A friend of mine asked me how I find the blogs I read, and the answer i... read more..

03 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1085

Cybersalt News - April 3, 2012

Yes, that's right - two mailings in three days! There is a new video in the Funblog today. Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep an eye for the little birdy that drops in for a l... read more..

02 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3223

Bluegrass Birdy

Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep an eye for the little birdy that drops in for a listen! ... read more..

02 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2033

Terror Cells in Church

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.... read more..

02 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2675

Seattle Cinderella

Did you know that Cinderella was a Seattle native? Who else would need a fairy to get to the ball?... read more..

02 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1673

One-liner #0833

"You've outdone yourself, as usual." read more..

02 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1529

Quote #1282

"People who like this sort of thing will find it just the sort of thing they like."- Abraham Lincoln read more..

02 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3482

Senate Comeback

A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!" All the othe... read more..

01 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1131

Staged Healing

The work of healing God has for you may happen in stages. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120401.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120401.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

01 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - April 1, 2012

Palm Sunday greetings everyone! Yes, it's me again posting after another long absence. There are a few things to catch you up on. First of all, remember my article entitled, "Where Are The... read more..

01 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2405

Judging Others

Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the la... read more..

01 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1545

Quote #1281

"All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward."- Ellen Glasgow read more..

01 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2430

As They Get Old Pun - Part 1

As They Get Old . . . Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. Old actors never die, they just drop apart. Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver. Old architects never die... read more..

31 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1828

One-liner #0832

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film." read more..

31 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4403

Internet Cleaning

As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, a... read more..

31 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3784

Morse Code App For Smart Phones!

Who says that old things aren't worth anything? The return of morse code in this new smart phone keyboard app proves differently! af!... read more..

25 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1284

Help That Isn't Helpful

When we try too hard to help the Holy Spirit do His job, our help hurts the kingdom of God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120325.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120325.mp3{... read more..

18 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1150

More Than You Can Bear

God reveals His plan a bit at a time because knowing it all is more than we can bear. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120318.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120318.mp3{/audio... read more..

16 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - March 16, 2012

My daughter, Alyssa, has been writing a blog for some time. At times it is pretty funny and at other times it is pretty inspiring. Sometimes it's even both - no surprise to me. Anywa... read more..