2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #2850

15 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

13361

Grandma Slots

For the life of her, Emma couldn't figure out how to work these crazy quarter operated TVs. (This picture is of Jeff "The Back Pew" Larson's mom, Nellie. Used with permission) ... read more..

15 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11160

Security Gate

With the rise of neighborhood crime Edna kept the gate to her yard locked tight. ... read more..

15 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6917

Unexpected Fishing Catch

Jay never expected this when he used hot dogs for bait. ... read more..

15 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5184

House Rent Reduction

Carl was seriously considering lowering the rent on the upstairs suite. ... read more..

15 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4674

Cleaned Up Dictator

Boy! He sure cleaned up nice! ... read more..

15 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1628

Quote #1280

"Never get into a blinking contest with a fish."- Ian Maigler read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8591

Christian Football Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation. Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship. Half-time - The period between Sunda... read more..

15 Mar

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

2121

Three Things Thursday [Vol.6]

This week I would like to share 3 awkward moments I have experienced on the TTC- the Toronto Transit Commission: Wondering if the person across from you is INSANE or just speaking a foreign language ... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3987

Factory Explosion

Breaking News Story: Explosion at local Cheese factory... Nothing left but de Brie.... read more..

14 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1849

One-liner #0831

"Curiosity Killed the Cat: that's the dog's story, and he's sticking to it!" read more..

14 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1392

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2012

There are 5 more funny car pictures on the updated Cybersalt site today. You'll find the first one (Car Phone Man) at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/car-phone-man Enjoy the rest of ... read more..

13 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

10374

Car Phone Man

Someone paid too much for his mobile phone - and he can't even use it while he's driving now. ... read more..

13 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

8877

Car Padlock

Ronny believed in a multi-layered approach to car security. ... read more..

13 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6918

Math Free Speedometer

As math skills decrease amongst the population, car makers are adapting. ... read more..

13 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4752

Limo Shack

The congregation was beginning to think Pastor Tim's travel allowance was too big. ... read more..

13 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7428

Mom's Car Tweaked

Mom! Dad's tweaking your car again! ... read more..

13 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1480

Quote #1279

"Parties who want milk should not sit in a field waiting for a cow to back up to them." read more..

13 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1920

Peacefulness, Pacifism

A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and proceeded to rob it. The Quaker heard the noise and took his shotgun downstairs. Upon finding the burglar he aimed his gun and said gently, "Friend, I mea... read more..

13 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5097

Fourth Grade Logic

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, a... read more..

13 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2419

Carpet Complaints

My mother is always complaining about how dirty the carpet in my room is. I can't help it - it's my nature to abhor a vacuum.... read more..

13 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1778

One-liner #0830

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before." read more..

13 Mar

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1794

Time Change

Daylight savings is curb stomping my brainI ride through my days on a headache that morphs from my skull to my eyes to my scalp down my neck.My stomach churns like I haven't slept, wants to eat my em read more..

13 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1499

Cybersalt News - March 13, 2012

What's next? Today the better question is "Where's next?" Remember the "Next" link on most of the Cybersalt Pages? That link has now been upgraded to feature the title of the page ... read more..