Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3087 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

15 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1729

Quote #1280

"Never get into a blinking contest with a fish."- Ian Maigler read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8761

Christian Football Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation. Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship. Half-time - The period between Sunda... read more..

15 Mar

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

2121

Three Things Thursday [Vol.6]

This week I would like to share 3 awkward moments I have experienced on the TTC- the Toronto Transit Commission: Wondering if the person across from you is INSANE or just speaking a foreign language ... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4088

Factory Explosion

Breaking News Story: Explosion at local Cheese factory... Nothing left but de Brie.... read more..

14 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1961

One-liner #0831

"Curiosity Killed the Cat: that's the dog's story, and he's sticking to it!" read more..

14 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1482

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2012

There are 5 more funny car pictures on the updated Cybersalt site today. You'll find the first one (Car Phone Man) at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/car-phone-man Enjoy the rest of ... read more..

13 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

10493

Car Phone Man

Someone paid too much for his mobile phone - and he can't even use it while he's driving now. ... read more..

13 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

9004

Car Padlock

Ronny believed in a multi-layered approach to car security. ... read more..

13 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7043

Math Free Speedometer

As math skills decrease amongst the population, car makers are adapting. ... read more..

13 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4869

Limo Shack

The congregation was beginning to think Pastor Tim's travel allowance was too big. ... read more..

13 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7622

Mom's Car Tweaked

Mom! Dad's tweaking your car again! ... read more..

13 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1576

Quote #1279

"Parties who want milk should not sit in a field waiting for a cow to back up to them." read more..

13 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2022

Peacefulness, Pacifism

A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and proceeded to rob it. The Quaker heard the noise and took his shotgun downstairs. Upon finding the burglar he aimed his gun and said gently, "Friend, I mea... read more..

13 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5218

Fourth Grade Logic

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, a... read more..

13 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2516

Carpet Complaints

My mother is always complaining about how dirty the carpet in my room is. I can't help it - it's my nature to abhor a vacuum.... read more..

13 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1894

One-liner #0830

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before." read more..

13 Mar

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1901

2 min read

Time Change

Daylight savings is curb stomping my brainI ride through my days on a headache that morphs from my skull to my eyes to my scalp down my neck.My stomach churns like I haven't slept, wants to eat my em read more..

13 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1606

Cybersalt News - March 13, 2012

What's next? Today the better question is "Where's next?" Remember the "Next" link on most of the Cybersalt Pages? That link has now been upgraded to feature the title of the page ... read more..

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5988

Computer Wrapped for Shipping

Jan misunderstood about how to send her computer in for warranty work. ... read more..

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10117

Downloading The Internet

You might like to get a sandwich while the internet is downloading. ... read more..

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7818

Cool Computer

Louis was convinced he had the coolest computer in the dorm. ... read more..

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6491

Computer Coffee Break

"Did you see that new laptop working on the 6th floor?" read more..

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6476

Computer Tub

You might be a workaholic if . . . . ... read more..

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6774

Computer Tombstone

Hopefully he logged back in to a better place. ... read more..

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7566

Computer Laptop Scale

Don't laugh, guess what Stan found in his laptop case before the big meeting. ... read more..

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6793

Computer Installation

Terry was surprised by what an extra $25.00 for installation actually provided. ... read more..

12 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6141

Deli Computer

Sam 'n Ella hoped their new computer would cut down on health department fines. ... read more..

12 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3202

Congress Crash

A plane full of congressmen on a political fact-finding tour crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the FBI mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got the... read more..

12 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1649

Quote #1278

"I am always going into the far country and returning as a prodigal and thou art always bringing forth the best robe."- Puritan prayer read more..

12 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2467

Behavior Modification Reinforcers

The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification reinforcers.” Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in s... read more..

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