Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3099 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1340

Taking New Land

I have been so blessed by the girls' small group that meets here on Mondays. This week we had a brief Bible study and then spent some time thinking/praying about some questions to apply the story to read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1378

God Says

God says: Pranking blind people ain't funny, yo.Reading the Bible for Lent has been so good for me. For the most part it hasn't even been a huge burden, it just eliminates any questions of what to re read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
987

Don't Be a Sucker

Disconnecting from Jesus brings a dryness to our lives that leaves us unable to anything lasting with out lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120304.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}po... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1388

A Really Interesting Story

I am still without the itch to blog, just enjoying life as it happens and trying to focus more on the good than the not-great. I'm enjoying a lazy Sunday afternoon, listening to music, cooking for to read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5679

Daytona 500 - 2012 Mayan Edition

Some people saw this coming! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1751

Male Chauvinism In Space

A space shuttle was launched with two monkeys and a woman on board. Once the shuttle was in orbit, the control centre radioed instructions: "Monkey number one! Monkey number one to the console!" The ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2007

One-liner #0826

"R2D2 was the most foul mouthed movie character of all time - they beeped out every word he said." read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1031

Good Enough?

When living our lives, we need to do what is right before God - not just what seems good enough to us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120226.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1576

Busy in a Good Way

I was wondering how this past week flew by without managing a post, because often that means I've been swamped with life or I've been overwhelmed in my mind or spirit and have nothing left to write a read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2152

Waldo Trouble

"I'm having trouble finding myself."-  Waldo in Therapy read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2477

Cat vs. Comma

Cat vs Comma: A cat has it's claws at the end of it's paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1564

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are no new pages on the Cybersalt site today so why not just enjoy a fun game of old school bubbleshooter at:www.cybersalt.org/games/bubble-shooter  Enjoy the r... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1553

Quote #1275

"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1719

Wedding Engagement

I realized that my five-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the day we attended a relative's wedding. As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the c... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4346

Check Your Bill

A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls, fax, photocopying, and ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1023

When You Are Behind In Faith

When you feel behind others in faith, wait on God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120219.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120219.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1939

One-liner #0825

Rearrange the letters in SLOT MACHINES and you get CASH LOST IN ME.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2244

Characters - 140

I'm glad Twitter has a character limit of 140 instead of 144. That would be gross.... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1094

Three Things Thursday [Vol.5]

I am planning to keep Lent this year - I think it's the first time ever. I have been attending an Anglican church since the new year began and am developing such an appreciation for the church calend read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1892

Quote #1274

"If there was more courting in marriages there'd be fewer marriages in court. Date your mate." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2054

One-liner #0824

"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. "But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2419

Furniture Factory

A man fell into a machine at the furniture factory. He's fully recovered now.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1390

Cybersalt News - February 15, 2012

Any of you men out there in the doghouse because you committed a Valentine's Day gift FAIL yesterday?  Today's FunBlog features two tongue in cheek commercials on how to get out.  Not surpri... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7271

Jesus Loves You Church Sign

Faith Community Church had an interesting theory about unanswered prayer. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
8991

Honk If You Sign

Send this page to your friends. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7499

Guy Behind Me Sign

Ain't it the truth! ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
10542

Free Tacos Sign

Snooze you lose. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7351

Dairy Queen Lizzard Sign

I'll have a slice of chamaeleon please. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1787

One-liner #0823

AIBOHPHOBIA: (n.) the fear of palindromes... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1568

Quote #1273

"There should be, in the soul halls of space, avenues of leisure and high porticos of silence...where God waits."- Jeremy Taylor read more..