Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3087 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

23 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1698

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are no new pages on the Cybersalt site today so why not just enjoy a fun game of old school bubbleshooter at:www.cybersalt.org/games/bubble-shooter Enjoy the r... read more..

23 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1671

Quote #1275

"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's." read more..

23 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1860

Wedding Engagement

I realized that my five-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the day we attended a relative's wedding. As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the c... read more..

23 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4512

Check Your Bill

A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls, fax, photocopying, and ... read more..

19 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1141

When You Are Behind In Faith

When you feel behind others in faith, wait on God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120219.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120219.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

16 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2076

One-liner #0825

Rearrange the letters in SLOT MACHINES and you get CASH LOST IN ME.... read more..

16 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2364

Characters - 140

I'm glad Twitter has a character limit of 140 instead of 144. That would be gross.... read more..

16 Feb

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1094

3 min read

Three Things Thursday [Vol.5]

I am planning to keep Lent this year - I think it's the first time ever. I have been attending an Anglican church since the new year began and am developing such an appreciation for the church calend read more..

15 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2010

Quote #1274

"If there was more courting in marriages there'd be fewer marriages in court. Date your mate." read more..

15 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2222

One-liner #0824

"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. "But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't read more..

15 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2543

Furniture Factory

A man fell into a machine at the furniture factory. He's fully recovered now.... read more..

15 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1516

Cybersalt News - February 15, 2012

Any of you men out there in the doghouse because you committed a Valentine's Day gift FAIL yesterday? Today's FunBlog features two tongue in cheek commercials on how to get out. Not surpri... read more..

14 Feb

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7461

Jesus Loves You Church Sign

Faith Community Church had an interesting theory about unanswered prayer. ... read more..

14 Feb

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

9185

Honk If You Sign

Send this page to your friends. ... read more..

14 Feb

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7686

Guy Behind Me Sign

Ain't it the truth! ... read more..

14 Feb

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

10748

Free Tacos Sign

Snooze you lose. ... read more..

14 Feb

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7606

Dairy Queen Lizzard Sign

I'll have a slice of chamaeleon please. ... read more..

14 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1917

One-liner #0823

AIBOHPHOBIA: (n.) the fear of palindromes... read more..

14 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1685

Quote #1273

"There should be, in the soul halls of space, avenues of leisure and high porticos of silence...where God waits."- Jeremy Taylor read more..

14 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2356

Goal Update

"No, I'm not going to give up trying to become The Invisible Man: Have I made myself clear?" read more..

14 Feb

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

11186

Walgreens Sign - 501 Degrees

You know you are in Nevada when . . . ... read more..

14 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2310

The Law of the Garbage Truck

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on h... read more..

14 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3781

Johnny's Home

After the dedication service of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy repli... read more..

14 Feb

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1634

2 min read

Happy

During the sermon this week, while the pastor was making a very good point about why praying in Jesus' name involves submitting to God's will, he made an unfortunate side-comment about marriage. It w read more..

14 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1543

Cybersalt News - February 14, 2012

Hey look - it's me again! Where have I been? All I can say is that I really am a pastor (as much as some of you may wonder) and sometimes church happens. Hopefully my absence ha... read more..

13 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4404

4 min read

It All Began with a Love Note

Forty-one years ago, I was a naïve 19-year-old just beginning life's journey. I do not like to brag but I was the poster child for naïveté. I had a few ideas about life but too few to make me a contri... read more..

13 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2134

2 min read

Tell the Secret

A woman named Vicki once knew a young person at church named Betty. Betty always seemed effervescent and happy, although Vicki knew she had faced struggles in her life. Her long-awaited marriage had q... read more..