Monthly Archive

2012

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Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2180

Hurts and Blessings

Thanks to my online colleague, Pastor Kevin Martineau, for sharing this story on his excellent blog at www.kevinmartineau.ca  Check out is page, he as lots of great stuff. -----------------... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3263

Duck vs. Elephant

Duck vs Elephant: You can't get down off an elephant.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1687

One-liner #0816

Karl Marx Was Wrong: "Angry Birds" is the opiate of the masses.... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1590

Three Things Thursday [Vol.3]

This week's theme is: things to enjoy on their own terms!Being on this diet has brought Matt and I to try to replicate some of the things we love but aren't allowed to eat right now. We have been ver read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1441

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I want to thank all of you who helped send feedback over the last couple of days while I tried a new server set-up.  You helped me to see that it was the greatest thin... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9368

Computer Case BBQ

You know your computer is overheating when . . . ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10170

Car Theft Rates Frozen

Every winter, car theft rates drop in Newfoundland. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1758

Quote #1265

"The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."- William James read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1962

Lost Cell Phone

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. "Don't worry," she said, "I... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1882

Stealing, Cell Phones

Police in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, sick and tired of cell phone thefts, have launched a new weapon against the culprits. As soon as thefts are reported, stolen phones are sent a Short Message Syst... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3228

Things Not To Say To On Date

Things Not To Say To On Date * I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. * I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. *... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1366

Meal Plan - Phase 2

I have not been following the meal plan I wrote out nearly as consistently in phase 1, but I am taking that as a good sign that I've become more comfortable with the "rules" (for lack of a better ter read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2730

Sausage Sale

Sausage sales bring out the wurst in people.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1622

One-liner #0815

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds likes "orange."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2750

Cogito Ergo Spud

Cogito Ergo Spud: I think therefore I yam.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1796

Debt, Repayment, Reputation

It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, "You owe me quite a bit on your tab." "Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1383

Cybersalt News - January 17, 2012

There is a light dusting of snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters these last few days.  That hasn't happened since last February, so Mrs. Cybersalt and I aren't complaining. Since last Friday, I ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1444

Quote #1264

"It is not length of life, but depth of life."- Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8685

Hummer Parking Spot

Afterwards, Louise wished she had just let the captain have the parking spot. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
9365

Teen Learner's Permit

Kevin could hardly wait for his learner's permit. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6679

Renamed Ford pickup Truck

Calling all Cars! Be on the look out for a white Gord. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6984

Mini Golf On Car Roof

Surprisingly, it's not a Volkswagen Golf! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10603

Casket Hot Rod Dragster

Not everyone appreciated what Pastor Paul drove to funerals. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5329

Hebrews 12:1, Perseverance

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4374

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When…

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When... 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-organize your family into a "team-based organization." 3. Yo... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1658

One-liner #0814

"I'm super lazy - just like normal lazy, but I wear a cape." read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
991

Finding Our Way Amidst God's Calling

God's Kingdom is built by His people working together - not by persons trying to do it all by themselves. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120115.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/s... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2371

Cooking Deadline

I'll have to find a new way to strain noodles if this is the last year I can use my Mayan Colander.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1722

One-liner #0813

"I'm trying to find myself, but to make it interesting I'm wearing camouflage." read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1884

Our Second Week on the Maker's Diet

This week went much easier than last week! Sunday (day 7) I had a BAD cold, so I took it easy all day and managed to recover in time for work Monday. Barely. I still had a stuffy nose for the first p read more..