2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #3060

04 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1291

Cybersalt News - January 4, 2012

There are 5 more funny car pictures updated on the Cybersalt site today. To view them all just head to "Ford Pickup Bumper" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/ford-pickup-bumper Enj... read more..

03 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1655

One-liner #0807

"Just tell me what you need, and I'll see to it that something ought to be done!" read more..

03 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1538

Quote #1259

"Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself."- JohnDewey read more..

03 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1907

Clean Pun #0032

“If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?”... read more..

03 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1899

Coffee Cake

A former roommate baked a coffee cake and asked me to sample it. It was pretty tasty but I asked her what the small crunchy things were in the cake. She said the recipe called for 2 cups of strong co... read more..

03 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3589

Servicemen Foot Race

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to... read more..

03 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6231

Ford Pickup Bumper

Paul quickly regretted going with the lowest quote. ... read more..

03 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6749

Jet Powered Fire Engine

Now that's fighting fire with fire! ... read more..

03 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5558

Fast Thieves

Thieves are getting pretty fast these days. ... read more..

03 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5569

Common Sense Pump

Knowledge may come from a fountain, but common sense obviously does not come from a pump. ... read more..

03 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7858

Casket Delivery

That was the last time that Wrigley's Funeral Home hired anyone with "Pizza Delivery Guy" in his resume history. ... read more..

03 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6165

Camera Van

Smile for the cameras. ... read more..

03 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

992

Cybersalt News - January 3, 2012

In December, I took a break of pace in moving pages from the old Cybersalt site to the new one. Some of you have noticed that the links in the "Latest Funny Pictures" module (in the right hand c... read more..

02 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2136

Choosing Sides

At a White House dinner, a churchman offered a benediction and closed with the pious affirmation: "The Lord is on our side." When President Lincoln did not respond to this sentiment, someone asked hi... read more..

02 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2552

Mother-In-Law Paging

When my demanding mother-in-law found out that I had a pager, I knew that she would buzz me a hundred times a day. I told her that when she calls she could save time by spelling out "M-O-M" on the ph... read more..

02 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1536

Quote #1258

"Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."- Carl Sandburg read more..

02 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1564

One-liner #0806

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1924

Haven't Slept

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4604

Prayer Postions

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one. "No," another contended. "I get the best results ... read more..

02 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7966

School Bus Boat Trailer

Things to do today: 1. - Get Up 2. - Go To Work 3. - Fishin' ! ... read more..

02 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5065

Coyote Fan and Road Runner Hunter

Someday, someone is going to get that road runner. ... read more..

02 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10314

Bird Dog

Seriously, would someone please stop the Raelians! ... read more..

02 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4660

Bills Rural Mailbox

Josh finally found a way to keep spending while still balancing his budget. ... read more..

02 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11877

Road Conditions

Road Conditions? Bear. ... read more..

02 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1515

What I'm Into Vol. 1

I'm not always that into stuff. Life happens day by day, framed by work and chores, commuting and running errands. But. I don't know whether it was the super-duper Christmas AND New Year's long weeke read more..

02 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1330

Cybersalt News - January 2, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. You can enjoy "Catastrophe Box" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/catastrophe-box Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ... read more..

01 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1807

One-liner #0805

"Amish murderers get the acoustic chair." read more..

01 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4621

Cyclops Teacher

My granddaughter Ashley just started kindergarten the other day & she came home with the strangest tale I've heard in years. Seems like her school had a Cyclops for a teacher but he had... read more..

01 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1821

Adversity's Blast

And ye, who have met with Adversity's blast, And been bow'd to the earth by its fury; To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass'd Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury - Still, fill to the Futur... read more..

01 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1375

Quote #1257

Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given; While angels sing with tender mirth, A glad new year to all the earth.- Martin Luther... read more..