Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3087 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

28 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1545

Quote #1339

"Racism isn't learned, it's taught. I have a 2 year old son, know what he hates? Naps. End of list." - Denis Leary. read more..

28 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2338

Hiding From Exercise

I’ve been hiding from exercise: I’m in the fitness protection program.... read more..

28 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1798

One-liner #0891

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.... read more..

28 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3678

Translation Please

A French guest, staying in a American hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!... read more..

28 Nov

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

8024

Sleeping Pie

Figuring out where cats sleep is as easy as pie. ... read more..

28 Nov

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

9750

Cat Depression

Shaving is a major cause of cat depression. ... read more..

28 Nov

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

6841

Single Christmas

Merry Christmas - from a very single guy. ... read more..

28 Nov

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

9324

Cat Single

Chad has one single cat. Chad's cat has one single owner. ... read more..

28 Nov

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

5217

Plotting Stare

This did not look good for the houseplants. ... read more..

28 Nov

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

7013

Bag Face

Jack dreamt of fame. ... read more..

27 Nov

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1274

Joshua age 4

This cartoon falls between the pages of the Bible on a day when Joshua played histrumpet in preschool and his fellow student Jerry Coe's tower fell down read more..

27 Nov

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1775

Joshua son of Nun

This bible cartoon shares Joshua was the son of Nun read more..

27 Nov

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1218

Joshua has a plan

This bible cartoon tells when Joshua shares his plan to overtake Jericho read more..

27 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3023

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "... read more..

27 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1390

Cybersalt News - November 27, 2012

Last Sunday I got a ride home from church with our youth worker, April. While she drove along with her praise music playing, I had to snap a picture of the title displayed on her car stereo. &nb... read more..

27 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1739

Dating Questions

As a single, never-married woman in my 40s, I have been questioned endlessly about my status by my friends, relatives, and co-workers. Over the years, I've noticed a subtle change in the nature of the... read more..

27 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1703

Quote #1338

"Absent an absolute moral authority independent of fallible humans, the only meaning “wrong” could have (pertaining to conduct) would be “in opposition to X,” or “falling short of X’s standards,” whic read more..

27 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1943

One-liner #0890

"A pessimist counting his blessings: 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ..." read more..

27 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4409

Sculpting Bronze

I didn't know anything about sculpting bronze busts: So I just forged a head.... read more..

27 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3969

Wrong Chanel

The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday. "A little surprise, eh?" smiled the clerk. "You bet," answered the customer.... read more..

27 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5404

I Will Sin

My church's youth worker gave me a ride home after service on Sunday. This was the shortened song title on her car stereo. ... read more..

26 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4068

Fun and Games

Yell this at your pet the next time they are out of control. ... read more..

26 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5689

Computer Repair

You thought your computer needed to be repaired before? ... read more..

26 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6930

Free Chicken Strips

Not the snack you were imagining. ... read more..

26 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5243

Are You Homeless?

Because all homeless people have smartphones. ... read more..

26 Nov

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2613

4 min read

My Redneck Faith Collection

Rednecks are not just for Jeff Foxworthy anymore. We have-em right here in the Back Pew too. Ok, don't think I am talkin' bout dem snake handler churches. Ok, dem too but there are more to us read more..