Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3087 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

06 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1638

Restrictions

As Bill grew old, physicians greatly restricted his activities, and it irked him enormously. A nurse had been hired to tend to his needs as he had now been confined to total bed rest. "Nurse, I would... read more..

06 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

927

Cybersalt News - November 6, 2012

It has been a while since I've had a new entry for "The Hall of Flames" - my collection of e-mails from people who are less than noble in their complaints about Cybersalt. Well, today there is a new o... read more..

06 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1743

Quote #1332

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."- Martin Luther read more..

06 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

8612

Nostalgia

"I remember when I used to be nostalgic: I miss those days." read more..

06 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1785

One-liner #0883

"Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your kids." read more..

06 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4976

Do It Yourself

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for s... read more..

06 Nov

Hall of Flames

Pastor Tim

3864

3 min read

I Find This 'Joke' Tasteless

As many of you know, I have a seperate newsletter for jokes that I think are funny but that might not be the "cup of tea" others are looking for from a pastor. Each mailing I send out on the Pea... read more..

06 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7814

Lamborghini Camoflauge

Due to military cutbacks, the general could only afford a two door. ... read more..

06 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6284

Pole Lock

Jessie didn't trust his car alarm. ... read more..

06 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5319

Jet Boy

Jet boy pizza! Delivery in 30 seconds or its free. ... read more..

06 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5678

Cheap 5th Wheel

Brad was too cheap to buy a 5th wheel. ... read more..

06 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6635

Flatbed Camper

Harry looked high and low for an RV with a deck. Aaaah . . . summer in Canada! ... read more..

05 Nov

Backpew

Jeff Larson

996

Hell Sermon

This cartoon captures the irony of delivering a Hell fire sermon delivered in Hell... read more..

05 Nov

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1227

Business Meeting in Hell

This cartoon illustrates the futility of Business in Hell when up against a healthy prayer life of Christians read more..

05 Nov

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1671

Gates of Hell

This cartoon features the Gates of Hell which will not prevail against the church... read more..

05 Nov

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

2748

CSI Election Chad

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

05 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

996

Cybersalt News - November 5, 2012

It's election day in the USA tomorrow and some states are getting desperate to make voting easier - as you will see at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/improved-voting-device I am happy to report I h... read more..

05 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1620

Unforgiveness Bracelet

Judi was walking by the jewelry store one day in the midtown mall. She saw a diamond bracelet that she really liked. In the store she went. "Excuse me," she said to the saleslady behind the counter, ... read more..

05 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1567

Quote #1331

"Men never do evil so completely cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction." - Blaise Pascal read more..

05 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5358

Hurdles

"I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it." read more..

05 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1713

One-liner #0882

"You know you are no longer young when you hear a favorite song in an elevator." read more..

05 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3572

Supporting a Family

Jake had proposed to young Gina and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. "Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?" the older man asked the suitor. "Yes, sir," rep... read more..

05 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3200

3 min read

Real Men Test

*Real Men Test* Note: Although this is test for men only and all "real men" answer "C" to all of these questions. Women will also benefit by reviewing them so that they get to understand men and ther read more..

04 Nov

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1170

politics minus faith

This cartoon shares the popular view found with politicians today stating their personal faith should not affect their public policy decisions. I could not disagree more as I believe IF WE LOVE ... read more..