Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3093 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5167

Toilet Dive

In the event of air sickness . . . ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4905

Overachiever

Ben was an overachiever. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5256

Star Wars Desk

Darth Vader's new office at Disney. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4228

Moose Security

Base security was so tight a mouse couldn't get in. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5539

Lizard Got Your Tongue?

Lizard got your tongue? ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1532

Restrictions

As Bill grew old, physicians greatly restricted his activities, and it irked him enormously. A nurse had been hired to tend to his needs as he had now been confined to total bed rest. "Nurse, I would... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
927

Cybersalt News - November 6, 2012

It has been a while since I've had a new entry for "The Hall of Flames" - my collection of e-mails from people who are less than noble in their complaints about Cybersalt. Well, today there is a new o... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1666

Quote #1332

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."- Martin Luther read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
8510

Nostalgia

"I remember when I used to be nostalgic: I miss those days." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1688

One-liner #0883

"Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your kids." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4851

Do It Yourself

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for s... read more..

Hall of Flames
Pastor Tim
3712

I Find This 'Joke' Tasteless

As many of you know, I have a seperate newsletter for jokes that I think are funny but that might not be the "cup of tea" others are looking for from a pastor.  Each mailing I send out on the Pea... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7640

Lamborghini Camoflauge

Due to military cutbacks, the general could only afford a two door. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6163

Pole Lock

Jessie didn't trust his car alarm. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5187

Jet Boy

Jet boy pizza! Delivery in 30 seconds or its free. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5526

Cheap 5th Wheel

Brad was too cheap to buy a 5th wheel. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6502

Flatbed Camper

Harry looked high and low for an RV with a deck. Aaaah . . . summer in Canada! ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
901

Hell Sermon

This cartoon captures the irony of delivering a Hell fire sermon delivered in Hell... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1138

Business Meeting in Hell

This cartoon illustrates the futility of Business in Hell when up against a healthy prayer life of Christians read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1570

Gates of Hell

This cartoon features the Gates of Hell which will not prevail against the church... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
2643

CSI Election Chad

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
996

Cybersalt News - November 5, 2012

It's election day in the USA tomorrow and some states are getting desperate to make voting easier - as you will see at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/improved-voting-device I am happy to report I h... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1532

Unforgiveness Bracelet

Judi was walking by the jewelry store one day in the midtown mall. She saw a diamond bracelet that she really liked. In the store she went. "Excuse me," she said to the saleslady behind the counter, ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1486

Quote #1331

"Men never do evil so completely cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction." - Blaise Pascal read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5257

Hurdles

"I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1613

One-liner #0882

"You know you are no longer young when you hear a favorite song in an elevator." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3464

Supporting a Family

Jake had proposed to young Gina and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. "Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?" the older man asked the suitor. "Yes, sir," rep... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3066

Real Men Test

*Real Men Test* Note: Although this is test for men only and all "real men" answer "C" to all of these questions. Women will also benefit by reviewing them so that they get to understand men and ther read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1073

politics minus faith

This cartoon shares the popular view found with politicians today stating their personal faith should not affect their public policy decisions.  I could not disagree more as I believe IF WE LOVE ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1663

Turkey Run II

This Thanksgiving cartoon features a turkey on the run to avoid becoming Thanksgiving Dinner... read more..