Monthly Archive

"A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes." read more..

Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker. I heard him mutter, "How did you get ... read more..

The budget committee had really cut corners on the new parsonage. ... read more..

In the event of air sickness . . . ... read more..

Ben was an overachiever. ... read more..

Darth Vader's new office at Disney. ... read more..

Base security was so tight a mouse couldn't get in. ... read more..

Lizard got your tongue? ... read more..

As Bill grew old, physicians greatly restricted his activities, and it irked him enormously. A nurse had been hired to tend to his needs as he had now been confined to total bed rest. "Nurse, I would... read more..

It has been a while since I've had a new entry for "The Hall of Flames" - my collection of e-mails from people who are less than noble in their complaints about Cybersalt. Well, today there is a new o... read more..

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."- Martin Luther read more..

"I remember when I used to be nostalgic: I miss those days." read more..

"Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your kids." read more..

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for s... read more..

As many of you know, I have a seperate newsletter for jokes that I think are funny but that might not be the "cup of tea" others are looking for from a pastor.  Each mailing I send out on the Pea... read more..

Due to military cutbacks, the general could only afford a two door. ... read more..

Jessie didn't trust his car alarm. ... read more..

Jet boy pizza! Delivery in 30 seconds or its free. ... read more..

Brad was too cheap to buy a 5th wheel. ... read more..

Harry looked high and low for an RV with a deck. Aaaah . . . summer in Canada! ... read more..

This cartoon captures the irony of delivering a Hell fire sermon delivered in Hell... read more..

This cartoon illustrates the futility of Business in Hell when up against a healthy prayer life of Christians read more..

This cartoon features the Gates of Hell which will not prevail against the church... read more..

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

It's election day in the USA tomorrow and some states are getting desperate to make voting easier - as you will see at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/improved-voting-device I am happy to report I h... read more..

Judi was walking by the jewelry store one day in the midtown mall. She saw a diamond bracelet that she really liked. In the store she went. "Excuse me," she said to the saleslady behind the counter, ... read more..

"Men never do evil so completely cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction." - Blaise Pascal read more..

"I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it." read more..

"You know you are no longer young when you hear a favorite song in an elevator." read more..

Jake had proposed to young Gina and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. "Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?" the older man asked the suitor. "Yes, sir," rep... read more..