Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3098 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
4316

Multipurpose Sanctuary

Some multi-purpose sanctuaries are getting out of hand. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
4721

Youth Group Lock In

Hartford Lake Methodist Church was serious about their youth group lock-ins. ... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
2327

The Uniqueness of Christianity

Are all religions the same? Watch this 11 minute video which answers just that.  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1271

Cybersalt News - November 2, 2012

Sorry for the mix-up on October 31, when I accidentally sent the Pearly Gates mailing to all Cybersalt Digest subscribers. I wondered why so many people unsubscribed that day - I guess there is a reas... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1640

Lucky Saucer

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double-take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremel... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1416

Quote #1330

"Without Jesus, the Bread of Life, you are toast.!!!!!" read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3945

Laundry Day

It must be Laundry Day: I'm feeling all out of shorts.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1582

One-liner #0881

I accidentally used aol.com to search for something today - I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3303

Trading Caps

I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sur... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4172

Mom Eyes

This partially explains how your mom always knew what you were doing. ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
5480

Horse Scream

Jenny planned to scream until she was horse. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6302

Hamburger Diet

Hank's diet allowed him one hamburger a day. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4888

Roller Coaster Lift

Now available: Temporary Facelifts! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5512

Dummy Cutbacks

Cutbacks at the fire department were beginning to affect training. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3009

The Next One

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.  "I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."The next time came arou... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1254

Cybersalt News - November 1, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm in the home stretch for moving funny picture pages over to the new Cybersalt site.  Here are links to the latest 6:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/school-memories... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1732

Just For Today

Just for Today ... .. smile at a stranger .. listen to someone's heart .. drop a coin where a child can find it .. learn something new, then teach it to someone .. tell someone you're thinking of... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1445

Quote #1329

Murphy’s Law for Preachers: Law #1: If the weather is bad, church attendance will be down. Law #2: If the weather is good, church attendance will be down.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3374

Willie Hit By Car

Breaking News: Willie Nelson hit by a car. He was playing "On the Road Again."... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1642

One-liner #0880

"Paperclips are staples for people with commitment issues." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8725

County Employees

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station, filled his tank, and took a break by his car while drinking a soda. As he relaxed, he watch a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a h... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8160

School Memories

Ahhh . . . School Memories. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7907

Camel Park

Save gas - and make a little too! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6210

Bus Goats

Kids ride for free. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10090

Body Shop Tow

The manager at Village Auto Body soon regretted not looking deeper into the new guy's resume. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4874

Bison Face Off

And in summary, that explains my insurance claim. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8088

Bike Tow

Regardless of budget cutbacks, the safety institute was committed to continuing it's side impact testing. ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1215

zombie believer

This 'zombie' cartoon shares the Bible Truth of Romans 6:11. We are dead to sin, but alive in Christ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1242

zombie altar call

This cartoon features a truly seeker friendly church that includes an altar call for the truly lost.. ZOMBIES!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1251

Cybersalt News - October 31 2012

My sympathies to everyone who has lost loved ones and to so many who are suffering in the wake of Hurricane Sandy this past week. On the Cybersalt site today, there are a number of newly updated page... read more..