2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #900

02 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1302

Cybersalt News - November 2, 2012

Sorry for the mix-up on October 31, when I accidentally sent the Pearly Gates mailing to all Cybersalt Digest subscribers. I wondered why so many people unsubscribed that day - I guess there is a reas... read more..

02 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1665

Lucky Saucer

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double-take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremel... read more..

02 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1443

Quote #1330

"Without Jesus, the Bread of Life, you are toast.!!!!!" read more..

02 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3972

Laundry Day

It must be Laundry Day: I'm feeling all out of shorts.... read more..

02 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1608

One-liner #0881

I accidentally used aol.com to search for something today - I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future.... read more..

02 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3339

Trading Caps

I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sur... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4211

Mom Eyes

This partially explains how your mom always knew what you were doing. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

5516

Horse Scream

Jenny planned to scream until she was horse. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6349

Hamburger Diet

Hank's diet allowed him one hamburger a day. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4937

Roller Coaster Lift

Now available: Temporary Facelifts! ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5551

Dummy Cutbacks

Cutbacks at the fire department were beginning to affect training. ... read more..

01 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3050

The Next One

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."The next time came arou... read more..

01 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1278

Cybersalt News - November 1, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm in the home stretch for moving funny picture pages over to the new Cybersalt site. Here are links to the latest 6:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/school-memories... read more..

01 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1763

Just For Today

Just for Today ... .. smile at a stranger .. listen to someone's heart .. drop a coin where a child can find it .. learn something new, then teach it to someone .. tell someone you're thinking of... read more..

01 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1468

Quote #1329

Murphy’s Law for Preachers: Law #1: If the weather is bad, church attendance will be down. Law #2: If the weather is good, church attendance will be down.... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3401

Willie Hit By Car

Breaking News: Willie Nelson hit by a car. He was playing "On the Road Again."... read more..

01 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1673

One-liner #0880

"Paperclips are staples for people with commitment issues." read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8803

County Employees

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station, filled his tank, and took a break by his car while drinking a soda. As he relaxed, he watch a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a h... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8239

School Memories

Ahhh . . . School Memories. ... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

8035

Camel Park

Save gas - and make a little too! ... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6287

Bus Goats

Kids ride for free. ... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

10153

Body Shop Tow

The manager at Village Auto Body soon regretted not looking deeper into the new guy's resume. ... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4936

Bison Face Off

And in summary, that explains my insurance claim. ... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

8174

Bike Tow

Regardless of budget cutbacks, the safety institute was committed to continuing it's side impact testing. ... read more..

31 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1253

zombie believer

This 'zombie' cartoon shares the Bible Truth of Romans 6:11. We are dead to sin, but alive in Christ... read more..

31 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1278

zombie altar call

This cartoon features a truly seeker friendly church that includes an altar call for the truly lost.. ZOMBIES!... read more..

31 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1290

Cybersalt News - October 31 2012

My sympathies to everyone who has lost loved ones and to so many who are suffering in the wake of Hurricane Sandy this past week. On the Cybersalt site today, there are a number of newly updated page... read more..