Monthly Archive

April 2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 522 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

05 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3412

Weight Comeback

William Howard Taft weighed 335 lbs. which was a lot even for his six-foot frame. One day someone pointed to Taft's massive stomach and asked, "What are you going to name the baby?"The president... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3997

Excuse Me Driver

A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb, demo... read more..

05 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1831

Assumptions

During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I called room service and ordered some soda crackers. When I looked at the charge sl... read more..

05 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2048

One-liner #0914

“My condolences to the self-esteem of the teenage boy who just got stopped by a mall Proactiv saleswomen – that’s how super villains are born.” - Michael Wong... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2418

Social Vegan

I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.... read more..

05 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1618

Quote #1362

“Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.” - English Proverb... read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1583

Fruit of God's Spirit - if I have to

This Christian cartoon features a guy who treats his bible like a to do list rather it being a heart condition read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1548

Bad Toupee

This church cartoon uses a bad toupee as an analogy read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1230

Bad day to give up EATING

This christian cartoon features a man who was very literal in his interpretation of Matthew 6:17 read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1572

Bad Dunk

This Christian cartoon uses basketball to demonstrate our need for God read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1433

Bad Fruit

This bible cartoon from the Gospels shares the message a good tree produces good fruit, and a bad tree not so much read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2239

Faith Healer with bad back

This christian cartoon features a faith healer with a bad back read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1698

First Fruits - offering

This bible cartoon on giving shares a literal interpretation on giving to the church offering plate read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2020

The Fruit of God's Spirit

This bible cartoon shares the fruit of God's spirit read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1378

The Fruit Test

This christian cartoon features a man taking a fruit of God's spirit test read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1637

Fruit of God's Spirit - windblown

This bible cartoon illustrates the fruit of God's Spirit windblown by life read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1382

Good Fruit and Bad Fruit

This bible gospel message cartoon shares the obvious difference between good fruit and bad fruit read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1503

Joseph in Prison - good and bad news

This bible cartoon from Genesis shares the story of Joesph in prison interpreting dreams read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1465

Rotten Fruit - demons

This Hell cartoon shares the updown world in Hell with upside down scripture memorization read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2894

Rotten Fruit on a bad tree

This gospel cartoon shares Jesus teaching the bad fruit are found on bad trees read more..

05 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1444

Cybersalt News - April 5, 2013

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You’ll find “New Pastor” at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/new-pastor Enjoy the rest of today‘s mailing.... read more..

05 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6616

New Pastor

It soon became clear that nobody had checked the new pastor’s references. ... read more..

04 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4914

The End Of The World

When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS National Enquirer: SHEEP MISSING ALL OVER WORLD Micr... read more..

04 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1767

Relevancy

The pastor told the search committee, "If I am voted in as pastor of this church, I will work hard to bring us into the 20th century." Someone spoke up, "Uh, Preacher, don't you mean the 21st century... read more..

04 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1608

Quote #1361

"Men do not differ much about what things they will call evils; they differ enormously about what evils they will call excusable."- G.K. Chesterton read more..