April 2013 - Monthly Archive - Results from #450

05 Apr

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Wet Paint Ponder

Ethel thought she'd sit and ponder why anyone would paint the sidewalk. ... read more..

05 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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William Howard Taft weighed 335 lbs. which was a lot even for his six-foot frame. One day someone pointed to Taft's massive stomach and asked, "What are you going to name the baby?"The president... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Excuse Me Driver

A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb, demo... read more..

05 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Assumptions

During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I called room service and ordered some soda crackers. When I looked at the charge sl... read more..

05 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0914

“My condolences to the self-esteem of the teenage boy who just got stopped by a mall Proactiv saleswomen – that’s how super villains are born.” - Michael Wong... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Social Vegan

I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.... read more..

05 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1362

“Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.” - English Proverb... read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Fruit of God's Spirit - if I have to

This Christian cartoon features a guy who treats his bible like a to do list rather it being a heart condition read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1432

Bad Toupee

This church cartoon uses a bad toupee as an analogy read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1122

Bad day to give up EATING

This christian cartoon features a man who was very literal in his interpretation of Matthew 6:17 read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1468

Bad Dunk

This Christian cartoon uses basketball to demonstrate our need for God read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1331

Bad Fruit

This bible cartoon from the Gospels shares the message a good tree produces good fruit, and a bad tree not so much read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2124

Faith Healer with bad back

This christian cartoon features a faith healer with a bad back read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1577

First Fruits - offering

This bible cartoon on giving shares a literal interpretation on giving to the church offering plate read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1900

The Fruit of God's Spirit

This bible cartoon shares the fruit of God's spirit read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1276

The Fruit Test

This christian cartoon features a man taking a fruit of God's spirit test read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1540

Fruit of God's Spirit - windblown

This bible cartoon illustrates the fruit of God's Spirit windblown by life read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1277

Good Fruit and Bad Fruit

This bible gospel message cartoon shares the obvious difference between good fruit and bad fruit read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1394

Joseph in Prison - good and bad news

This bible cartoon from Genesis shares the story of Joesph in prison interpreting dreams read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1344

Rotten Fruit - demons

This Hell cartoon shares the updown world in Hell with upside down scripture memorization read more..

05 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Rotten Fruit on a bad tree

This gospel cartoon shares Jesus teaching the bad fruit are found on bad trees read more..

05 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - April 5, 2013

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You’ll find “New Pastor” at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/new-pastor Enjoy the rest of today‘s mailing.... read more..

05 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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New Pastor

It soon became clear that nobody had checked the new pastor’s references. ... read more..

04 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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The End Of The World

When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS National Enquirer: SHEEP MISSING ALL OVER WORLD Micr... read more..

04 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Relevancy

The pastor told the search committee, "If I am voted in as pastor of this church, I will work hard to bring us into the 20th century." Someone spoke up, "Uh, Preacher, don't you mean the 21st century... read more..

04 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1361

"Men do not differ much about what things they will call evils; they differ enormously about what evils they will call excusable."- G.K. Chesterton read more..