Monthly Archive

August 2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 69 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

07 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6449

Bun Warmer

As soon as the meat is finished you can warm your buns. ... read more..

07 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4518

A jogger, running down a country road, is startled as a horse yells at him, "Hey! Come over here, buddy!" The jogger is stunned, but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, "Are ... read more..

07 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1927

2 min read

Do You Have a Life?

Have you ever been embarrassed by misunderstanding something somebody said? It happened to me a few days ago. I was on a public bus. I was bored, so I was playing Tetris on my cell phone. An elderly... read more..

07 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2078

One-liner #0926

"You may say that I'm a dreamer: the clinical term is narcoleptic." read more..

07 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1682

Quote #1374

"Pray, and let God worry."- Martin Luther read more..

07 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2943

Origami Tutor

I hired a private origami tutor and I must say the quality of my work has improved tenfold! read more..

07 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1362

Cybersalt News - August 7, 2013

Yesterday was a dusty day at Cybersalt World Headquarters. CWH is located next to a really large gravel pit which is being developed for houses. At first glance I thought there was a light fog r... read more..

06 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2081

Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated

Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated ~ Never date anyone who is rude to the waiter/waitress. ~ Never date anyone who is rude to their mother. ~ If they have a tendency to be rude to you now, just... read more..

06 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1822

Quote #1373

"Do not expect always to get an emotional charge or a feeling of quiet peace when you read the Bible. By the grace of God you may expect that to be a frequent experience, but often you will get no emo read more..

06 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2002

One-liner #0925

"When one door closes another one opens, you should really get that cabinet fixed." read more..

06 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2937

Karl Marx's Tomb

Karl Marx's tomb is a communist plot.... read more..

06 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5422

Goober Hunters Flying

Two Goober hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pic... read more..

06 Aug

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1892

Refs and Hot Moms

This article page features a cartoon illustration of Song of Solomon for Referees read more..

06 Aug

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1641

Young Stag

This article page features Song of Solomon 2:9 paraphrased with a nightmare vision read more..

06 Aug

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2144

No Condemnation

This article page features a cartoon illustration of Romans 8:1 where there is no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus read more..

06 Aug

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2528

Acts Herod Worms

This article page features a bible cartoon from Acts 12:23 where evil King Herod is struck down and eaten by worms read more..

05 Aug

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1669

2 min read

A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..

05 Aug

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

2 min read

A Day at the ROM

04 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1225

Jesus' Better Ministry

Jesus' ministry as High Priest is better than that of the high priests descended from Aaron. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3... read more..

04 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1412

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2013

Sunday greetings everyone. It's been an long time since I sent out a Sunday mailing. The Westside Bible Church web site is up to date with recordings of my messages from recent months. I'... read more..

03 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

13433

2 min read

More Church Bulletin Humor

*More Church Bulletin Humor* Sermon Outline:I. Delineate your fearII. Disown your fearIII. Displace your rear - Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. - If you would like to make a dona read more..

03 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1460

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2013

There is a new page in the FunBlog today. Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around? You'll see what the bears are doing at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bears-play Enjoy the... read more..

02 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3665

Bears Play

Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around? Here's what the bears are doing. ... read more..

02 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3255

Prime of Life

I'm in the prime of my life: in that 53 is an irreducible integer. read more..

02 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1968

Family Moving

When my father-in-law decided to move after his retirement, he invited us to his home to take a few pieces of furniture he wanted us to have. One item was beautiful but very heavy - an antique dining... read more..

Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car

02 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5022

Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car

*Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car* 10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags. 9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill. 8. The hi-tech stereo system o read more..

02 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1787

Quote #1372

“Don’t bother to give God instructions; just report for duty.”- Corrie ten Boom (1892 – 1983)... read more..

02 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1550

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2013

It's official! The month of July saw record precipitation (zero) and a record 431 metric hours of sunshine (the equivalent of 3017 dog hours or 125 dog days of summer) at Cybersalt World Headqua... read more..

01 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1964

Idealism

My friend Julie and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Julie made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an envi... read more..

01 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1954

One-liner #0923

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute - I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date." read more..

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