August 2013 - Monthly Archive

08 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 8, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Bun Warmer" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bun-warmer Enjoy the rest of today's mailing... read more..

07 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Bun Warmer

As soon as the meat is finished you can warm your buns. ... read more..

07 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Talking Horse

A jogger, running down a country road, is startled as a horse yells at him, "Hey! Come over here, buddy!" The jogger is stunned, but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, "Are ... read more..

07 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1829

Do You Have a Life?

Have you ever been embarrassed by misunderstanding something somebody said? It happened to me a few days ago. I was on a public bus. I was bored, so I was playing Tetris on my cell phone. An elderly... read more..

07 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1971

One-liner #0926

"You may say that I'm a dreamer: the clinical term is narcoleptic." read more..

07 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1594

Quote #1374

"Pray, and let God worry."- Martin Luther read more..

07 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2840

Origami Tutor

I hired a private origami tutor and I must say the quality of my work has improved tenfold! read more..

07 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1270

Cybersalt News - August 7, 2013

Yesterday was a dusty day at Cybersalt World Headquarters. CWH is located next to a really large gravel pit which is being developed for houses. At first glance I thought there was a light fog r... read more..

06 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4571

Pet Lobsters

After a day fishing in the ocean, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the game warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman... read more..

06 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1989

Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated

Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated ~ Never date anyone who is rude to the waiter/waitress. ~ Never date anyone who is rude to their mother. ~ If they have a tendency to be rude to you now, just... read more..

06 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1725

Quote #1373

"Do not expect always to get an emotional charge or a feeling of quiet peace when you read the Bible. By the grace of God you may expect that to be a frequent experience, but often you will get no emo read more..

06 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1910

One-liner #0925

"When one door closes another one opens, you should really get that cabinet fixed." read more..

06 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2846

Karl Marx's Tomb

Karl Marx's tomb is a communist plot.... read more..

06 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5305

Goober Hunters Flying

Two Goober hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pic... read more..

06 Aug

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1770

Refs and Hot Moms

This article page features a cartoon illustration of Song of Solomon for Referees read more..

06 Aug

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1507

Young Stag

This article page features Song of Solomon 2:9 paraphrased with a nightmare vision read more..

06 Aug

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2010

No Condemnation

This article page features a cartoon illustration of Romans 8:1 where there is no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus read more..

06 Aug

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2375

Acts Herod Worms

This article page features a bible cartoon from Acts 12:23 where evil King Herod is struck down and eaten by worms read more..

05 Aug

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1560

A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..

05 Aug

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

0

A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..

04 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1137

Jesus' Better Ministry

Jesus' ministry as High Priest is better than that of the high priests descended from Aaron. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3... read more..

04 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1319

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2013

Sunday greetings everyone. It's been an long time since I sent out a Sunday mailing. The Westside Bible Church web site is up to date with recordings of my messages from recent months. I'... read more..

03 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

13303

More Church Bulletin Humor

*More Church Bulletin Humor* Sermon Outline:I. Delineate your fearII. Disown your fearIII. Displace your rear - Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. - If you would like to make a dona read more..

03 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1368

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2013

There is a new page in the FunBlog today. Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around? You'll see what the bears are doing at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bears-play Enjoy the... read more..

02 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Bears Play

Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around? Here's what the bears are doing. ... read more..

02 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3164

Prime of Life

I'm in the prime of my life: in that 53 is an irreducible integer. read more..

02 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1871

Family Moving

When my father-in-law decided to move after his retirement, he invited us to his home to take a few pieces of furniture he wanted us to have. One item was beautiful but very heavy - an antique dining... read more..

Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car

02 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4921

Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car

*Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car* 10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags. 9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill. 8. The hi-tech stereo system o read more..

02 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1700

Quote #1372

“Don’t bother to give God instructions; just report for duty.”- Corrie ten Boom (1892 – 1983)... read more..

02 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1457

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2013

It's official! The month of July saw record precipitation (zero) and a record 431 metric hours of sunshine (the equivalent of 3017 dog hours or 125 dog days of summer) at Cybersalt World Headqua... read more..