Monthly Archive

August 2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 71 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

01 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1881

Idealism

My friend Julie and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Julie made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an envi... read more..

01 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1873

One-liner #0923

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute - I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date." read more..

01 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2332

Phone Card

I tried to call you the other day from a pay phone, but I put in my donor card instead of my calling card. It cost me an arm and a leg. ... read more..

01 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1431

Quote #1371

"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere." read more..

01 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3904

Johnny In The Garden

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!"... read more..

01 Aug

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

322

Three Things Thursday [Vol. 19]

Ah how I love the miscellany I get to write about on Thursdays! From daily life to spiritual life to sarcastic reflections on pregnancy, it’s just so nice to have this outlet for sharing three t... read more..

01 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1437

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, it's been a while (May 9) since the last Cybersalt mailing. Here are some of the highlights that kept Cybersalt Headquarters humming. Our grandson visited us fo... read more..

01 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1848

One Nice Person

I was headed to Cincinnati Ohio. The plane was due to leave at 5pm. I was to connect to a flight from Charlotte, NC at 7:10, and from Charlotte fly to Cincinnati. It was raining. The flight was late... read more..