Monthly Archive

October 2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 131 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2597

TOC Vikings

This article page cartoon features the Vikings losing with a turn the other cheek philosophy read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2206

Toddler Takedown

This article page cartoon features a mom and her toddler wrapped around her knees read more..

17 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3555

Being a Dad at the Park

The park is a dangerous and risky place to be a dad! ... read more..

16 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2466

2 min read

THE MINNESOTA EPIDEMIC! It' that time of year again for the 'Minnesota Epidemic' which afflicts residents of Minnesota in almost epidemic proportions. The health risk that I speak of is the s read more..

16 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1364

Cybersalt News - October 16, 2013

I'm happy to announce there is a new edition of the Cybersalt Shaker online - episode #007! You can watch "Be a Small Intestine" at:www.cybersalt.org/krkx Also, for those of you keeping track, ... read more..

16 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

4505

Be a Small Intestine - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #007

The addition of a catch basin to a drainage system has Pastor Tim thinking of 1 Thessalonians 5:20-22. ... read more..

15 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1914

A Good Job Done

The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions... read more..

15 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1620

Quote #1382

"Ambition to do great things for God isn't our problem - it's bending our ambitions toward what Jesus says a great thing is."- Zack Eswine read more..

15 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1913

One-liner #0934

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can - that's almost $7.00 in dog money."- Joe Weinstein read more..

15 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2800

Database Distraction

I'm too easily distracted to learn another relational database language . . . . SQL! read more..

15 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4523

Medieval History

My friend, an American history professor at Mount Union College in Ohio, was asked to teach a medieval history class. Not an expert on the Middle Ages, he was concerned about what he'd be able to off... read more..

13 Oct

Thanksgiving

Pastor Tim

1515

Thanksgiving Prayer

Thanksgiving is a type of prayer. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131013.mp3{/audio}... read more..

11 Oct

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

2785

5 min read

Gratitude

It is Thanksgiving weekend here in Canada. I woke up this morning with the same anticipation I feel about Christmas: one more sleep until our big family meal! But it is not just the calendar that has ... read more..

10 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3719

Renewed Minds - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #006

A courtesy car from the autobody shop reminds Pastor Tim of Romans 12:2. ... read more..

10 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1497

Cybersalt News - October 10, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Cybersalt Shaker online today. Watch "Renewed Minds" (episode #006) to find out how a courtesy car from the autobody repair shop reminded me of Romans 12:2.w... read more..

09 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2364

Humility

A colleague was invited to hold a speech in Japan. Aware of his reputation as a very good speaker, he was surprised that his audience did not react at all to any of his perfectly timed jokes and witti... read more..

09 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1688

Quote #1381

"They say that what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. At this point I should be able to bench-press a Buick." read more..

09 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2580

Prosperity Gospel

The Prosperity Gospel is preaching to acquire. read more..

09 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1872

One-liner #0933

Silence is Golden unless you have a toddler; then, silence is just suspicious. ... read more..

09 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4465

Getting Older

Amy and Jamie are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. One day Amy was upset because she thought her husband didn't find her attractive anymore. "As I get... read more..

08 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

8787

Rock Blasting Montage

You're sure to get a blast out of this rock blasting video montage. ... read more..

08 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1381

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2013

There is a new episode of the Cybersalt Shaker online. Are you going to make a little choice today that may be part of a big explosion in the future? You can watch "Little Choices and Big Explo... read more..

07 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1633

Quote #1380

"It's going to be hard to throw rocks at anybody today if our hands already are filled with a towel to wash their feet."- @scottywardsmith read more..

07 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3311

Umpire Call

"You're home now, you're safe."- Caring Baseball Umpire read more..

07 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1957

One-liner #0932

Last night I watched a movie about Stockholm Syndrome; at first I hated it, but halfway through I never wanted it to end. read more..

07 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3570

Vat A Country!

Many years ago, my father was visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time. He said he wanted to go with me to the supermarket, so I invited him along. As he went up & down the aisles ... read more..

07 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2353

Guilt vs. Repentance

A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalms 52:3-4 (lie's and deceit), a man wrote the following letter to the IRS. "I have been unable to sle... read more..

07 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3625

Little Choices and Big Explosions - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #005

The method and science behind rock blasting brings new insight into Psalm 19:12+13. ... read more..

06 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1955

Smile Mon

The Bahama Baptist sharing the bible message from the book of Ecclesiastes to enjoy life read more..

06 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1102

Run YOUR Race

Let us run the race (others have run so faithfully) that God has for us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131006.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20131006.mp3"> ... read more..

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