Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1423 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1757

Quote #1383

Parents, the African Proverb is right . . . when elephants fight ants get hurt.  ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3138

Concert Seats

  Ironically, I went to an Usher concert and could not find a seat.   read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1886

One-liner #0935

  "Indescribable" sure has a lot of words.   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3580

Daytime Television

A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. "Do you watch much television here?" "Only the daytime shows," the inmate said. "At night... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2023

TOC Packers

This article page features the Green Bay Packers after a loss with a Turn the Other Cheek philosophy read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1891

toc footballvikings

This article page is featuring the Minnesota Vikings losing in turn the other cheek style read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2615

Benevolent Dictator

This article page cartoon features a pastor in power read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2090

Eli is Dead

This article page cartoon features Eli dying in 1 Samuel 4 read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2413

God's Laws don't change

This article page cartoon features God being very clear regarding the church debate over ordaining gay bishops read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2622

God is so far away

This article page cartoon features a man seeking God who can be found in plain sight read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2380

Coffee Chit Chat - John the Baptist

Coffee Chit Chat cartoon at church read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2094

Paper Boy of God?

This article page cartoon features the Good News of God being delivered by a paper boy   read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2601

TOC Vikings

This article page cartoon features the Vikings losing with a turn the other cheek philosophy read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2211

Toddler Takedown

This article page cartoon features a mom and her toddler wrapped around her knees read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3556

Being a Dad at the Park

The park is a dangerous and risky place to be a dad! ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2474
2 min read

Viking Bandwagon

THE MINNESOTA EPIDEMIC!  It' that time of year again for the 'Minnesota Epidemic' which afflicts residents of Minnesota in almost epidemic proportions. The health risk that I speak of is the s read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1367

Cybersalt News - October 16, 2013

I'm happy to announce there is a new edition of the Cybersalt Shaker online - episode #007!  You can watch "Be a Small Intestine" at:www.cybersalt.org/krkx Also, for those of you keeping track, ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
4509

Be a Small Intestine - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #007

The addition of a catch basin to a drainage system has Pastor Tim thinking of 1 Thessalonians 5:20-22. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1918

A Good Job Done

The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1621

Quote #1382

"Ambition to do great things for God isn't our problem - it's bending our ambitions toward what Jesus says a great thing is."- Zack Eswine  read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1916

One-liner #0934

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can - that's almost $7.00 in dog money."- Joe Weinstein read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2801

Database Distraction

I'm too easily distracted to learn another relational database language . . . . SQL! read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4524

Medieval History

My friend, an American history professor at Mount Union College in Ohio, was asked to teach a medieval history class. Not an expert on the Middle Ages, he was concerned about what he'd be able to off... read more..

Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
1518

Thanksgiving Prayer

Thanksgiving is a type of prayer. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131013.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2789
5 min read

Gratitude

It is Thanksgiving weekend here in Canada. I woke up this morning with the same anticipation I feel about Christmas: one more sleep until our big family meal! But it is not just the calendar that has ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3722

Renewed Minds - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #006

A courtesy car from the autobody shop reminds Pastor Tim of Romans 12:2. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1499

Cybersalt News - October 10, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Cybersalt Shaker online today. Watch "Renewed Minds" (episode #006) to find out how a courtesy car from the autobody repair shop reminded me of Romans 12:2.w... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2367

Humility

A colleague was invited to hold a speech in Japan. Aware of his reputation as a very good speaker, he was surprised that his audience did not react at all to any of his perfectly timed jokes and witti... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1689

Quote #1381

"They say that what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. At this point I should be able to bench-press a Buick." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2581

Prosperity Gospel

The Prosperity Gospel is preaching to acquire. read more..