2013 - Monthly Archive - Results from #120

21 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3207

New Golfer

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him th... read more..

20 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

966

The Discipline of God

The hardships of life are not evidence that God is absent from or indifferent to our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131020.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20131020.mp3"... read more..

19 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

2363

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2013

Here is a couple of videos of the super foggy sunset that happened last night behind Cybersalt World Headquarters. ... read more..

17 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1449

Cybersalt News - October 18, 2013

There is a new page in the FunBlog today. This simple black and white cartoon portrays what it can be like "Being a Dad at the Park":www.cybersalt.org/ky94 Speaking of park cartoons, you'll pro... read more..

17 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3753

Important Notice!

Employees dying on the job are failing to fall down. This practice must stop as it becomes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of the staff. Any employees foun... read more..

17 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1920

Expert Testimony

Arthur C. Clarke, who wrote the science fiction novel 2001: A Space Odyssey, was also a scientist. He received a telegram from newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst demanding, "Is there life on... read more..

17 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1674

Quote #1383

Parents, the African Proverb is right . . . when elephants fight ants get hurt. ... read more..

17 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3062

Concert Seats

Ironically, I went to an Usher concert and could not find a seat. read more..

17 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1802

One-liner #0935

"Indescribable" sure has a lot of words. read more..

17 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3490

Daytime Television

A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. "Do you watch much television here?" "Only the daytime shows," the inmate said. "At night... read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1929

TOC Packers

This article page features the Green Bay Packers after a loss with a Turn the Other Cheek philosophy read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1778

toc footballvikings

This article page is featuring the Minnesota Vikings losing in turn the other cheek style read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2475

Benevolent Dictator

This article page cartoon features a pastor in power read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1978

Eli is Dead

This article page cartoon features Eli dying in 1 Samuel 4 read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2307

God's Laws don't change

This article page cartoon features God being very clear regarding the church debate over ordaining gay bishops read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2502

God is so far away

This article page cartoon features a man seeking God who can be found in plain sight read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2273

Coffee Chit Chat - John the Baptist

Coffee Chit Chat cartoon at church read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1986

Paper Boy of God?

This article page cartoon features the Good News of God being delivered by a paper boy read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2491

TOC Vikings

This article page cartoon features the Vikings losing with a turn the other cheek philosophy read more..

17 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2098

Toddler Takedown

This article page cartoon features a mom and her toddler wrapped around her knees read more..

17 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3464

Being a Dad at the Park

The park is a dangerous and risky place to be a dad! ... read more..

16 Oct

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2349

Viking Bandwagon

THE MINNESOTA EPIDEMIC! It' that time of year again for the 'Minnesota Epidemic' which afflicts residents of Minnesota in almost epidemic proportions. The health risk that I speak of is the s read more..

16 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1278

Cybersalt News - October 16, 2013

I'm happy to announce there is a new edition of the Cybersalt Shaker online - episode #007! You can watch "Be a Small Intestine" at:www.cybersalt.org/krkx Also, for those of you keeping track, ... read more..

16 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

4396

Be a Small Intestine - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #007

The addition of a catch basin to a drainage system has Pastor Tim thinking of 1 Thessalonians 5:20-22. ... read more..

16 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4314

Hit and Run

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help. "My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop. "The car hit you from behind," t... read more..

15 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1826

A Good Job Done

The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions... read more..

15 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1544

Quote #1382

"Ambition to do great things for God isn't our problem - it's bending our ambitions toward what Jesus says a great thing is."- Zack Eswine read more..

15 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1821

One-liner #0934

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can - that's almost $7.00 in dog money."- Joe Weinstein read more..

15 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2712

Database Distraction

I'm too easily distracted to learn another relational database language . . . . SQL! read more..

15 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4406

Medieval History

My friend, an American history professor at Mount Union College in Ohio, was asked to teach a medieval history class. Not an expert on the Middle Ages, he was concerned about what he'd be able to off... read more..