2013 - Monthly Archive - Results from #240

10 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3642

What Kind Of Spider Is This?

My secretary informed me there was a big spider in the kitchen sink in the basement of our church. As I carried out this act of chivalry I wondered, "What kind of spider is t... read more..

09 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4407

Customer at a counter of a lawn ornament shop: "Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of the sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandma in bloomers." Cashier reply's:... read more..

09 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1641

Quote #1376

"Better that I find you, God, and leave the questions unanswered, than to find the answers without finding you."- Aurelius Augustinus read more..

09 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2264

Powerful Super Heroes

The Man of Steel and Iron Man are powerful alloys. read more..

09 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2254

One-liner #0928

"A lot of people cry when they chop onions, but the trick is not to form an emotional bond." read more..

09 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1317

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2013

There are 2 new pages on the Cybersalt Site today. The first one I found very inspiring to watch. You'll find "Big Universe" at:www.cybersalt.org/videos/big-universe The other video is si... read more..

08 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2899

Home Is Like That

A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she tripped on a rug, grabbed for something to hold on to and seized the telephone table. It fell ove... read more..

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4538

Golf Comeback

(This joke is based on an actual event which is a part of golf lore around the world). A golfer is playing a round of golf with his buddies. On the sixth hole, a hole over water, he proceeds to flub read more..

08 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2370

Invitation

A nurse on the pediatric ward, before listening to the little ones chests, would plug the stethoscope into their ears and let them listen to their own hearts. Their eyes would always light up with awe... read more..

08 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2001

One-liner #0927

"Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight." - The Swiss Army read more..

08 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1615

Quote #1375

"It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching."- Francis of Assisi read more..

08 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4137

Roman Numerals

Fancy Roman Numerals? No sir, not on my watch!... read more..

08 Aug

Videos

Pastor Tim

3058

Big Universe

"God made man small and the universe big to say something about himself."- John Piper read more..

08 Aug

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

7080

Cat Shark

This video is simply too bizarre to adequately describe in words. ... read more..

08 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1318

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Bun Warmer" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bun-warmer Enjoy the rest of today's mailing... read more..

07 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6306

Bun Warmer

As soon as the meat is finished you can warm your buns. ... read more..

07 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4406

Talking Horse

A jogger, running down a country road, is startled as a horse yells at him, "Hey! Come over here, buddy!" The jogger is stunned, but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, "Are ... read more..

07 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1837

Do You Have a Life?

Have you ever been embarrassed by misunderstanding something somebody said? It happened to me a few days ago. I was on a public bus. I was bored, so I was playing Tetris on my cell phone. An elderly... read more..

07 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1981

One-liner #0926

"You may say that I'm a dreamer: the clinical term is narcoleptic." read more..

07 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1604

Quote #1374

"Pray, and let God worry."- Martin Luther read more..

07 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2850

Origami Tutor

I hired a private origami tutor and I must say the quality of my work has improved tenfold! read more..

07 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1278

Cybersalt News - August 7, 2013

Yesterday was a dusty day at Cybersalt World Headquarters. CWH is located next to a really large gravel pit which is being developed for houses. At first glance I thought there was a light fog r... read more..

06 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4582

Pet Lobsters

After a day fishing in the ocean, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the game warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman... read more..

06 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1995

Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated

Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated ~ Never date anyone who is rude to the waiter/waitress. ~ Never date anyone who is rude to their mother. ~ If they have a tendency to be rude to you now, just... read more..

06 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1735

Quote #1373

"Do not expect always to get an emotional charge or a feeling of quiet peace when you read the Bible. By the grace of God you may expect that to be a frequent experience, but often you will get no emo read more..

06 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1918

One-liner #0925

"When one door closes another one opens, you should really get that cabinet fixed." read more..

06 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2854

Karl Marx's Tomb

Karl Marx's tomb is a communist plot.... read more..

06 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5315

Goober Hunters Flying

Two Goober hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pic... read more..