Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1424 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car

02 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5022

Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car

*Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car* 10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags. 9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill. 8. The hi-tech stereo system o read more..

02 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1787

Quote #1372

“Don’t bother to give God instructions; just report for duty.”- Corrie ten Boom (1892 – 1983)... read more..

02 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1550

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2013

It's official! The month of July saw record precipitation (zero) and a record 431 metric hours of sunshine (the equivalent of 3017 dog hours or 125 dog days of summer) at Cybersalt World Headqua... read more..

01 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1964

Idealism

My friend Julie and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Julie made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an envi... read more..

01 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1954

One-liner #0923

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute - I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date." read more..

01 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2416

Phone Card

I tried to call you the other day from a pay phone, but I put in my donor card instead of my calling card. It cost me an arm and a leg. ... read more..

01 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1511

Quote #1371

"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere." read more..

01 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3986

Johnny In The Garden

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!"... read more..

01 Aug

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

440

2 min read

Three Things Thursday [Vol. 19]

Ah how I love the miscellany I get to write about on Thursdays! From daily life to spiritual life to sarcastic reflections on pregnancy, it’s just so nice to have this outlet for sharing three t... read more..

01 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1523

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, it's been a while (May 9) since the last Cybersalt mailing. Here are some of the highlights that kept Cybersalt Headquarters humming. Our grandson visited us fo... read more..

01 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1950

2 min read

One Nice Person

I was headed to Cincinnati Ohio. The plane was due to leave at 5pm. I was to connect to a flight from Charlotte, NC at 7:10, and from Charlotte fly to Cincinnati. It was raining. The flight was late... read more..

01 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1663

Quote #1370

"Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good."- C. S. Lewis read more..

01 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2673

Type A Blood

They said I have Type A blood but it was a Type O. read more..

01 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1941

One-liner #0922

“They all laughed when I said I’d become a comedian - well, they’re not laughing now!”- Bob Monkhouse read more..

31 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3910

Good News

*Good News* The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. They say the house didn't float very far at all. The "National Enquirer" just loved those pictures of you at work. Jerry Springer read more..

31 Jul

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2914

Thin Ice - TIGHT PANTS 1

This article page features the bible teaching in Matthew 5:37 with a cartoon about marriage and tight pants read more..

31 Jul

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2956

Thin Ice - told ya i loved ya

This article page features a marriage cartoon about communication and love read more..

31 Jul

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2109

Lord Walks thru CAMP

This article page features bible cartoon from Deutoronomy 23:12-14 regarding digging a hole read more..

31 Jul

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2031

Dusting off - HOME PLATE

This article page cartoon features a softball umpire dusting off home plate in full accordance with Jesus bible teaching found in Matthew 10:14 read more..

31 Jul

Backpew

Jeff Larson

974

Tight Rope Juggling

This article page features a cartoon of juggling life with foolish risks as taught in Proverbs 12:15 read more..

31 Jul

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1660

But we VOTED - gay marriage

This article page is a cartoon sharing God's timeless truth regarding gay marriage read more..

30 Jul

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1746

Moses - GET OUT

This article page features a bible cartoon from Exodus 12:14-51 retelling Pharaoh's hardened heart finally giving in to Moes telling him GET OUT read more..

30 Jul

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2311

Moses warming up

This article page features the bible story of Exodus where Moses warms up parting water in a fish bowl before parting the Red Sea read more..

30 Jul

Backpew

Jeff Larson

3379

Diaper Psalm

This article page featues a baby crying with a full diaper while referencing Psalm 31:9 read more..

30 Jul

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1745

The Tooth Fairy

This article page shares a cartoon illustrating the life of the modern tooth fairy read more..

29 Jul

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1725

Home (Again!)

Just a quick note that we have all returned safely home from a two week trip to the East Coast! Our travel-happy family had a great experience that I am looking forward to posting about, especially af... read more..

29 Jul

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1862

John Piper - JayP (rapper)

This article page features theologian John Piper as a RAPPER in the evangelical form of JayZ.. we will call him JayP read more..

28 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1261

The Order of Melchizedek

Nothing can stop Jesus from talking about you to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130728.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130728.mp3"> ... read more..

21 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1246

Certain Promises

God has clearly and firmly established His promises to us as an anchor for our souls as we wait for them to be fulfilled. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130721.mp3{/audio} Download ... read more..

17 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

13521

Cybersalt Community Closed

The Cybersalt Community Forum has been discontinued. Everybody is using Facebook! ... read more..

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