Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1422 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

09 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3683

2 min read

Mother's Dictionary

Mother's Dictionary Amnesia:A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. Bottle Feeding:An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too. Defense:What you'd better ha... read more..

09 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4412

If They Had a Doting Mother

*If They Had a Doting Mother* MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?" COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've disc read more..

09 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2343

What is a Grandmother?

What is a grandmother? (Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds.) A grandmother is a lady who has no little children of her own. She likes other people's. A grandfather is a man gra... read more..

09 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1878

Quote #1369

"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the Sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."- C.S. Lewis read more..

09 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4662

Quasimodo Pun

Unexpectedly the bells in the Quasimodo's tower began to ring again. I have a hunch he's back!... read more..

09 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2285

One-liner #0921

Remember half the people you know are below average.... read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2222

Rahab

This bible cartoon from Joshua 2 retells the story of Rahab the prostitute assisting the 2 spies with escaping from Jericho read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2331

Aaron's Staff Budding

This Bible cartoon from Numbers 17:8 tells of Aaron's staff budding and produced almonds read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1912

A bill from God

This bible cartoon from Matthew 18:21-35 shares we are forgiven by God read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1501

Adrianne

This bible cartoon from 1st Timothy 6:12 illustrates the fight the good fight message from the Apostle Paul read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1759

Adult Tree or adultry

This church cartoon shares a senior moment where poor hearing results in misunderstood sermon read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2991

King Ahab and Queen Jezebel

This bible cartoon from 1st Kings retells the story of Evil King Ahab marrying Wicked Queen Jezebel read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1807

Ahab Dies

This bible cartoon from 1st Kings 22:34-38 retells the day a stray arrow killed King Ahab read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1423

Black Cat Speaks Out

This Halloween cartoon shares the black cat speaking out read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

3161

Braces - song of solomon teeth

This bible cartoon shares a paraphrase of Song of Solomon regarding teeth and braces read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1417

Broke Back Mountain

This broke back mountain cartoon shares a heavy cowboy breaking the back of his burrow Beauty read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1749

Coach Rant

This basketball cartoon features James 1:19 reminding coaches to be be slow to anger read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1748

Coach Shut Up

This sports cartoon shares the Proverbs 15:1 a gentle answer turns away wrath read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2459

Football Coach Yells

This football cartoon features Proverbs 17:25 advises this coach not to yell, but to use kind words read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1567

Trick or Treat - in Hell

This Halloween cartoon features Trick of Treat in Hell read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1574

Trick or Treat - in Hell 2

This Halloween cartoon features Trick of Treat in Hell read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2348

3 min read

Holy Spirit

< Spiritual v Physical This life is not one to venture out on your own, and the promise from Jesus Christ of a comforter assures us we are not on our own. Of course it is not easy to get read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1408

Holidays in Hell

Halloween... April Fools Day Easter Fathers Day read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1631

2 min read

Demons

The devil's busy little minions are everywhere. Like cockroaches, and rats they scurry in the shadows of life, and scatter when Their home is a rusty gated community (HEL... read more..

07 May

Backpew

Jeff Larson

3101

4 min read

Satan

There is nothing funny about Satan so why should I draw 'pun intended' attention to the devil with disarming misrepresentations of a Red Guy with horns and a pitchfork? .. and read more..

07 May

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

2602

2 min read

Time Management – A New Strategy

The lines of purpose in your lives never grow slack, tightly tied as they are to your future in heaven, kept taut by hope. Colossians 1:5 [The Message]I would love if this passage described my life. U... read more..